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Hello Uncle Foreigner
7 minutes | Nov 2, 2020
Crap advice: When does anybody get paid?
A German wonders when Americans receive their paychecks. We wonder why capitalism is still a thing.
7 minutes | Oct 27, 2020
CA200917 Crap Postcard POD
Remember back when the goddamn MAIL was uncontroversial?!?!
6 minutes | Oct 23, 2020
What wha?!: Healthcare ... let's get into it
Let's get dumb about medicine!
7 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
Crap advice: Wanna by a duck?
Join us for another edition of "Pets or Food!"
8 minutes | Oct 7, 2020
Crap advice: 1-800-94-JENNY
What's the deal with phone numbers?
6 minutes | Oct 6, 2020
Some news: Balloons Fest
What are you going to do? You're going to look at a balloon.
7 minutes | Oct 3, 2020
Crap advice: Who is your favorite Stephen?
And, is he a spy?
5 minutes | Oct 2, 2020
Some news: Student does studenty things, with a rocket
Forget making bread, this engineering student used his quarantine downtime to design and build a rocket. And we invented the cook-in-the-air soup missile!
5 minutes | Oct 1, 2020
What wha?!: Have fun storming the castle!
We've all sat through that class where you give directions. But what if you just want to criticize someone's directions?
6 minutes | Sep 17, 2020
Crap advice: Was it Plato ... or James Earl Jones?
Rocks in your mouth will solve just about anything.
9 minutes | Sep 15, 2020
Crap advice: If the best major isn't computer science, I don't want to know
Most advice questions are just the asker looking for confirmation of what they already think, aren't they? Don't answer. I already know.
6 minutes | Sep 12, 2020
Crap advice: Can I learn Chinese from my wrist?
OoOoOo, you've got an Apple Watch, fancy pants. Why don't you just ask Siri to speak Chinese for you?
23 minutes | Sep 10, 2020
State of the Uncle: Everyone wants more breaks
What do you do when you have to talk to people?
10 minutes | Sep 8, 2020
Crap advice: Get these wild boars away from me!
International cooperation is needed to get people to STOP FEEDING THOSE BOARS! They're spreading the Covids!
15 minutes | Sep 3, 2020
Crap advice: Sending hamsters in the mail
Hamsters, hampers, hampters, Hamptons ... we'll give you confidently inexpert advice on all of it!
12 minutes | Aug 31, 2020
Crap advice: How to in-law
We couldn't think of two people less qualified to answer the question: "How do you be a good Chinese daughter-in-law." Enjoy!
5 minutes | Aug 28, 2020
Crap advice: What does China know that we don't about black holes?
Space can't have a hole, because it's already full of nothing. #science!
11 minutes | Aug 23, 2020
But really, aren't there stupid questions?
Because there are definitely stupid answers. We try to reckon with the very existence of ping pong in this one.
10 minutes | Aug 20, 2020
Boat rules are the best rules
Why aren't more people boating safely?! Take care of yourself out there.
11 minutes | Aug 16, 2020
Crap advice: Welcome pollen!
We have no crap advice from China to give about allergies. Only facetious commiseration.
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