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The gentleman warn everyone about the most important threat of our time: robots. And as if that’s not enough… El Greco’s neighbor dies, and the crafty Greek plunders the deceased’s possessions El Greco attends a sex addicts anonymous meeting with his friend the porn actress The gentlemen recount a handful of scams pulled by their […]The post The Robot Menace appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

El Greco returns from L.A. with an update on his new big gay musical. Monty explains the dysfunctional sex life he had with his ex-wife. One of El Greco’s scorned lovers slashes his tires three times in as many weeks, leading El Greco to explain the legal minutiae of restraining orders. But wait, there’s more: […]The post Big Gay Musical appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

This short, formerly premium episode is now free. You’re welcome! The gentlemen discuss Nick Broomfield’s 1996 documentary film Fetishes and the famous “ashtrays can’t talk” scene. But the kinky hilarity doesn’t stop there: El Greco asks an Apple store employee for help with making a sex tape on his iPhone El Greco asks his doctor […]The post How kinky is your hose? appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

In this episode, Monty considers owning an emotional support animal to support his hate for his enemies. But first, he confronts El Greco about the allegations regarding the lusty Greek’s unethical non-monogamy. Plus El Greco holds forth on Mike Pence’s piety and suspect sexual orientation. If you like comedy, you’ll love Uncle Monty’s Comedy Ticket […]The post Emotional Support Animal appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

This week, we introduce a line of merch based on the aesthetic of white nationalist Steve Bannon. Expect to see a lot of khaki and camo in this sartorial tribute to whiteness. Plus El Greco brings another woman seeking breast augmentation surgery to the podcast. But wait, there’s more: In a meeting with his life […]The post Introducing The Bannon Collection appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

This week we court outrage by delving into race and racism. Was a black guy in the Chinese New Year’s parade doing yellowface? Should Black Panther have been played by a white actor? Send us your hate at unclemonty.net. But wait, there’s more: How to romance the laundress who cleans your soiled underwear El Greco […]The post Black Panther in Yellowface appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

This week, we’re proud to announce our first sponsor, the National Rifle Association, and offer our totally independent, objective views on last week’s school shooting in Parkland, Florida. Plus: Is El Greco a bad person for encouraging a woman with a dying husband to have sex with him? Ned the lawyer has a diarrhea emergency […]The post How to pick your human shield appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

We kick off this episode with an update on El Greco’s night at the 2018 Ovation Awards in L.A. Spoiler alert: There was no justice. But you’ll get to hear a killer track from his musical, Siamese Sex Show, featuring rhymes by Cool Keith, J Diggs, Mistah FAB, and other hip-hop stars. If you like […]The post Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

The gentlemen dissect a short story, “Cat Person,” which appeared recently in the New Yorker. Like the Aziz Ansari situation, it’s not clear which character in this story is more despicable: the flaky 20-year-old female protagonist or the pathetic 30-something bear she regrets having fucked. Then the conversation turns to El Greco’s award nomination for […]The post Cat Person? More like Bear Person appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.

The gentlemen deliver the definitive analysis of the Aziz Ansari scandal with a close reading of the Babe.net article that started it all. Amusing asides punctuate the narrative, including: What the f*ck is “the claw?” El Greco’s patented line for avoiding sexual misunderstandings Dealing with post-coital buyer’s remorse Remembering a younger woman with daddy issues […]The post Et tu, Aziz Ansari? appeared first on Uncle Monty's Variety Show.