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Well it’s been awhile….again. But we’re back with our funniest episode yet. That’s right I said and I’d put money on it. But I’m not really gonna put any money on it cause that’s just how it is. This episode we say good bye and good luck to our boy Lawrence Mercado owner and founder of NotBotFX who sets sail to the land of Los Angeles California cause California knows how to party. Or at least that’s what I’m told from some very reliable sources. This episode is also one for the fatties as we discuss gator belts and patty melts like 4 fat ho’s sitting off on corn flakes. Dropping these things like French fries in hot grease. So grab your friends and some beer and get your listen on.

Hell the fuck O!!!!!! Holy shit, it’s been about a mother fuckin minute but we’re back. This week we try to remember what the fuck happened in between. John Played another Wholesale Piracy show. While Rob and Roger head to Vegas and don’t even see Carrot Top. You ever have that feeling when your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst. Well all 3 of us do and we all did at the same time. Come along with us and we’ll tell you all about it. Get on it!!!!

Some of you may have noticed we haven’t put shit out for a minute. But we still care about you guys. Believe. While we prepare to record and release the next episode here’s something for you to nosh. We conducted a few interviews at this latest Artslam Cult Classics. This event was part of the things that occupied most of our time the past few weeks. The episode Rob talks to Sain’tJAHn about Chinese baby diarrhea water color paints. Rob also talks to Cody Schibi about the financial outcome of the piece he was creating for the evening. Rob then passes the mic to Suckafree Roger who talks to Alan “contra” Tolentino about ninja Turtles and the Karate Kid. Spectator Angel Rodriguez gets in on the mix for a bit before having a great conversation with one Mr. David Brake. Finally Rog wraps it up with a few words from Roel and Rene Garza from Bearly Proper. Enjoy.

This week is a bit of a revealing episode. We really get know each other with stories about ourselves that we've apparently never talk about before in all the years we've known each other. That can’t be right. Roger gets heavy on dudes with ’ttudes. Rob looses sleep thinking of 15 different ways to say “Fuck you, Chachie” And John simply says fuck it when…… I Get ready to laugh you dicks off. And as always, SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLEASE!!!!! Thanks for listening. Get On It!!!

We’ve all had it happen at one time or another. If it hasn’t…. it will. You come home from an amazingly productive day at work to what seems to be a hand written letter on wide ruled notebook paper written in a language you just quite never picked up on in all the years you’ve been on this earth. The few words that seem to translate themselves to the English language tell you that the writer of said letter really wants to tell you that GOD is good all the time and all the time GOD is good. Either that or he’s been ordered by the courts to inform his neighbors he’s a registered sex offender and he’s new to the neighborhood. Either way it sounds like a party. Lets discuss. Enjoy the new episode.

Where the hell have you been? We hear yah. Hopefully the sporadic postings of this show is over. We’re back to Wednesdays!!!! In this episode Rob tries to pass classic films off as some new shit called Death. But I know the plot to Airheads when I hear it. Nice try. "How can you pluralize the lone ranger?" Roger speak on the tyranny of waiting for reply text to him completing and uploading the audio to this podcast. At current time he has still yet to receive a reply letting him know anyone is aware the audio is ready. Don’t cry. John takes it back to 1988 and buggs out over classic WWF wresting cards. Someone’s about to invest in a new addiction. The fucking classic will make a dude go nuts. Speaking of going nuts. Rob is selling the farm to feed his eBay addiction. You can find this dude searching paper clips if you leave him on there too long. Well here’s the newest episode. Hope you enjoy it. Share with your friends. GET ON IT!!!

Hey guys, this week we fill you in on the ongoing nut problems that is Rob “DeadbeatHero” Perez as we chat about the thin line between molestation and a routine doctors office visit. We find out that nothing brings the inner thug out of John more than the everyday grocery crowd and dead cats. Incase you were out of the country or under a rock we got you covered with the weekend review. By weekend we mean the DeadbeatHero Sweatermen Series 1 art show at Silkworm and Rabbit Rye & Blue731 Nocturnal Memories at Jump-Start Performance Gallery. Get your listen on. @ughtpodcast.com

So here is what happened. The Dudes recorded the week before the last ARTSLAM! "7 year jam". We talked about the upcoming show, what we were excited for. All of our hopes and dreams poured into an hour of raw verbal emotion... Then we forgot to put it up. Yep, we were so busy getting ready for the big event. We spaced! SO, We recorded another episode the day after the event and now we have two episodes on deck! So here is the episode you should have heard BEFORE January 26th. enjoy...

This episode we talk Super HD TVS, Batman, grammar, and we have a special guest! Take a page from Pepe Lopez's book, if you submit the wrong information to the ARTSLAM! page you might miss out. Pepe join us to plead his case on why he should be included in the ARTSLAM! 7 year jam on January 26th at the White Rabbit. Johnny talks about Wholesale Piracy practice and their upcoming show. There is so much goodness in this episode! You have to hear it to believe it!

This "Sober-sode" we recorded before Christmas 2012! Listen to us talk about Christmas decorations, BINGO, art shows, Dexter, and some other crap. Enjoy the first episode of the year, that was technically the last episode of last year.

It's almost Christmas time, kids. And to celebrate we have birds, dicks, bush and bike screws all talking points in this weeks episode. We also have some "you hear it first" details on the upcoming Artslam 7 year anniversary pre-show and actual show. Every once and awhile we'll catch a film that moves us to ask the question "have you ever seen...?" This time around we discuss parts of the film Take this Waltz. IF you haven't seen it this is an official "UGHTpocast recomendation" Get on it!!! Tell your friends....please!! Follow us on Twitter @ughtpodcast Like us at Facebook.com/ughtpodcast And subscribe to our Podcast on iTunes: Ughtpocast ... and leave us a 5 star rating!!!

Well it happened again. What happened? The world fuckin' happened. This week we had another Macho man exit the atmosphere. We might mention it this episode. We discuss the future of UGHTpodcast and we need your help deciding. Hit the Twitter board @ughtpodcast with your input. Also Rob thinks he has nut cancer. Maybe he does but we do out best to convince him to do the right thing and ignore it. This week we have a special treat. The 31:50 mark was intended to be the end of this episode but then Roger suddenly broke into this intriguing story about him, his lady and a mattress salesman that begged to be put to sound file. So we hit record on the ole iPhone and captured the magic. Hope you enjoy it!!! Tell your friends....please!! Follow us on Twitter @ughtpodcast Like us at Facebook.com/ughtpodcast Have an iPhone? Download our podcast from iTunes and have us at your listening disposal 24 hours a day Get on it!!!

An Instagram!!! (courtesy of Cody Schibi) Hey guys, Do you like music festivals, free beer, paid for beer, German culture festivals, fun, fun and more fun? Well then you're gonna love the shit out of this episode. you're gonna love it strong! This week Rob tells of the dangers of bacon and egg tacos in enclosed vehicles. Roger nearly calls it a wrap on walking when he almost loses a foot descending a slide. And John lip blows it his face when assaulted in his sleep by a ruthless street thug spider. Get on it!!! Tell your friends....please!! Follow us on Twitter @ughtpodcast Like us at Facebook.com/ughtpodcast Have an iPhone? Download our podcast from iTunes and have us at your listening disposal 24 hours a day.

We are back again with Episode 13! This Episode we talk about working conditions, Rob tries to say some last names, John explains this ARTSLAM! Undead piece, Roger talks about his new movie project, Rob farts and talks about paying too much for things.

Hey guys. What you're about to listen to is an episode that almost didn't happen. But if we've learned anything at all from Todd Akin other than how the female reproductive system works it's that when shit goes pear-shaped you say "fuck it, let's move forward" And that's exactly what we did. You'll hear all about the mishap, Rob's new tattoo, Roger and John's fascination with Patricia Richardson hair. We also talk about the next two Artslams and line ups. Shit's about to get realer than Holyfield. Get on it!!!

How was your weekend? Lets chat about it. Shall we? Rob and Roger reminisce of events akin to a John Candy classic. John fills you in on the film "The Imposter" based on true events that have already happened so there shouldn't be any spoiler alerts here. Thanks for coming by and share with your friends. Thanks. Get on it!!

You guys check out The Dark Knight yet? Rob tells us about his own dark night at the always "I hope we don't get raped" Rivercenter. We discuss the brighter parts of our work day and John proves just how bad his literary retention actually is. ...Henry Rollins is 51. Get on it!!!

This week our guest is Cody Schibi! Listen to us talk about movies, comics, ARTSLAM! and more!

Come hang with us as we talk nonsense.