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Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Look no further for family fun than a https://youtu.be/pV6AvYWeuJM (Pelican paddle boat) Watch the full tour of the https://youtu.be/oYzHcLOsnpk (1997 Lincoln Town Car Limo) in Wausau, WI See Brian in a Vegas limo: http://www.ubkstudios.com/brian-in-limo (ubkstudios.com/brian-in-limo) Commercial for https://youtu.be/QtQZu5pDDeE (Moonshoes) https://youtu.be/dQTwbSY0z_Q (Jet Bikes) from Michael Bay's 2005 masterpiece The Island Mr. Garrison https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik (giving the IT demo) Life on the https://youtu.be/_xToQ4cIHkk (AXIOM) in Wall-E ================================= Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent Below are the tools we use to put together the show. If you think any of it is something you could use, consider getting it through our affiliate links: Descript: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/descript (ubk.fyi/descript) Riverside: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/riverside (ubk.fyi/riverside) Adobe: https://my.captivate.fm/ubk.fyi/adobe (ubk.fyi/adobe) You can find all our affiliate links at http://ubk.fyi/links (ubk.fyi/links) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Maggie Jo Saylor v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For. Host: Brian Ernst Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Rosie O'Leary (rosieoleary.com) Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions. Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have a slightly different show for you this week. Instead of a typical top five list, Mitch and Brian are asking five questions of each other as this twosome episode of U5 is head-to-head amongst buds. No points, no game. Just genuine answers and a roller coaster of emotions. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parents distracted us from on-screen nudity. Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to reveal their top transactions of all time. And jumping on the bandwagon late, Brian gives his Fast Five phrases he'd say if he was on the Yellowstone ranch. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for Mitch's Fast Five, the Top 5 Kisses. Become a supporter on https://patreon.com/ubkstudios (Patreon) See our faces on https://www.youtube.com/c/Ubkstudios (YouTube) Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. We're talking from the heart today as Brian and Mitch reveal their favorite Hanx films while Nathan delivers his Fast Five Walls. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against familiar favorite Mitch Brinkman in revealing their endeavors attending all boy high schools and what unique stories they acquired within. Buckle up as host Brian reveals his Fast Five reasons to attend an all boys school from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different camp experiences as Western Illinois goes against the Minnesota wilderness. Host Brian closes out with his Fast Five reasons he is not built for camp. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome about ourselves that we shouldn't change them...EVER! Brian and Nathan go toe to toe as Mitch keeps us on the rails heading towards his fast five things you pretend to be doing while watching your neighbors from across the way. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

Welcome, 2022. Do better. With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast fives we didn't get to highlight from 2021. We'll be back next week, fresh from vacation with a hot little number for you. (Hint: It'll be another Top 5 list.) Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, Brian and Nathan air their grievances, complete a feat of strength and hoist up their own Festivus poles. There's also some storytime and a Mitchell Fast Five...The Top 5 True Crimes that happened in the candy village of Gingerbreadton. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ultimate Christmas foods. Nathan swings his gavel with an iron fist as this week's judge, while host Brian reveals his Fast Five Nutcracker Names and Backstories. Mentioned in this episode: Weird Shit I Saw This Week A new podcast coming soon from your favorite BizBear at UBK Studios. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy