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Two Star Podcast
65 minutes | 10 days ago
Episode 212 – Piss Slits
In which our heroes solve America’s problems then play slang term bingo. Graham seems to be in a cupboard.
83 minutes | a month ago
Episode 211 – No More Erection Drugs
In which our heroes fantasise about owning a pub, feel sad and worried about how awful the world is, play a stolen game (no more jockeys) and Chris stumbles across an ingenious drinking loophole.
63 minutes | a month ago
Episode 210 – Young Enough for Donald Trump to Want to Fuck
In which our heroes stay in bed and play a bootleg version of Richard Osman’s Birthday Game, during which Dan makes an incorrect allegation about Michael Vaughan and people are younger than Graham thinks.
54 minutes | a month ago
Episode 209 – The G Is Always Hard
In which our heroes are buried alive. Dan is late, Chris has a lot of questions, Graham flees the city, and Adam tampers with some recordings. Don’t forget you can join our Discord server here: https://discord.gg/keqeY4H and support us on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/twostarpodcast.
47 minutes | a month ago
Episode 208 – Pissing on a Turkey
In which Graham takes control of the video feed, Dan is in quarantine again, Chris has a theory about Lawrence Fox and Adam has opinions about TV.
49 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 207 – Dead Within a Week
In which our heroes reminisce about past holidays, discuss the risks and benefits of e-scooters, and discuss their gatecrashing of other podcasts. You can see our holiday photos at Google Photos, if you would like to reminisce about a thing you did not do.
65 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 206 – Ranked Sex
In which our heroes are halved. Adam plays football while Dan swims. The crushing weight of reality bares heavy upon them.
130 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 205 – The One With The One With Friends Podcast
In which our heroes join LeAnn and Luellen from The One With Friends Podcast (@theonewithPOD) to discuss S2 E6 – The One With The Baby On The Bus. They stay largely off-topic and give the girls a heck of a time trying to edit it down to a tight 40-50 minutes. Here’s the director’s cut with nothing omitted, regardless of how uninteresting it is. Note: Graham was gravely ill with a mild cold when we recorded this which is why he sounds all bunged up. Here is the monkey trying to steal the child: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c
65 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 204 – A Retraction (of sorts).
In which our heroes attempt a retraction, have million dollar ideas , Dan is late AGAIN and Graham complains about the youth of today.
58 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 203 – The Wheelbarrow of Sadness
In which our heroes work through a tortured metaphor for life, the universe and everything. Chris gets naked and argues about Billy Bragg, Caitlin Moran and superinjunctions, and Graham rejoices in The Rock
62 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 202 – Ploppy Pants Special
In which our heroes do an Ali (by which I mean shit themselves). Daniel shits his pants, Chris shits his pants, Adam shits his pants and Graham shits his pants.
80 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 201 – Problematic
In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work. They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids. Graham insisted I include a link to the Bel Air thing https://youtu.be/WAfJpyBgcgA
78 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 199 – Chapter 8, Chris Sells Drugs
In which our heroes learn how to have better conversations and then have one of their regular bad conversations. Adam does too much breathing, Graham plans world podcast domination and Chris has a near death experience.
71 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators
In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast). Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up. Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase at offensivecrayons.com Thank you for downloading our podcast, we appreciate the listens, fap away forever
131 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 200 – The Big Two Ooo Ooo
In which our heroes celebrate a big round number. Chris falls in love with himself, Dan verifies his reach, Graham gets very angry about the Amiga, and Adam wears a shirt.
43 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 166 – Avant Garde
In which our heroes get experimental. Chris [unintelligible].
65 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 197 – Non-penis Stuff
In which our heroes are pissed on by various divine entities. Dan is quizzed again on his naughty liaison, Adam laments employment and Graham gets freaked out by pictures of angels.
52 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 196 – Lockdown Fuck Bubble
In which our heroes sign off on project completion. Chris plans for retirement, Adam starts a new job, and Dan ***** a lady with **** **** in *** ******* after serveral ******* ** ****.
89 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 195 – Maimed Air Hostesses
In which our heroes drink dark beer, remember being young & beautiful and plan to topple the statue of a historical villain.
77 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 194 – Graham Gets Excited
In which our heroes discuss the joys of quarantine, honest work (and whatever Adam does), fire and technical difficulties. Graham gets really rather excited by guns.
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