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Two Star Podcast
93 minutes | Nov 14, 2022
Episode 255 – Mastodon Special
In which our heroes beome the official #podcast of Mastodon. Dan ruins Lashmas, Graham Googles train departures, Chris watches a sexy Turkish barber and Adam leaves a huge announcement to the very last minute.
52 minutes | Oct 28, 2022
Episode 249 – Platty Jubes Special
In which our heroes are surrounded by bunting and monarchists. Graham refuses to find out some basic knowledge, Dan launders some Dutch money and Adam goes on a train. This episode is from the Olden Days when we had a living Queen.
69 minutes | Oct 1, 2022
Episode 248 – Synonyms
In which our heroes suggestively eat a Calypo and then spend an hour playing a game that basically involves arguing about synonyms.
54 minutes | Sep 14, 2022
Episode 253 – Queen Is Dead, Long Live King
In which London Bridge has Fallen. Our heroes talk about the Royal Death, Korfball refereeing and ratify a backlog of Eggs.
67 minutes | Sep 1, 2022
Episode 244 – Trains, Nicknames and Tattoos
In which our heroes discuss Adam’s unfortunate experiences with the trains, badger Dan into getting a better nickname, talk about tattoos they’re never going to get, and then have a nice chat about the F1. Finally, Chris embarks on some product placement.
53 minutes | Aug 11, 2022
Episode 242 – The Events
In which our heroes discuss the unfolding Ukraine crisis, surprisingly without bad taste or judgment, reflect on the ongoing Events in the UK. Then Chris gets kidnapped or something and Adam and Dan feel bad for a bit then abandon him. He’s probably fine?
46 minutes | Jul 15, 2022
Episode 247 – Homeless Energy
In which our heroes talk about kicking sick kids while they’re down. Graham recaptures then laments his lost youth and is judged by a tramp, Adam gets new wardrobes and Dan is replaced with a Romanian.
54 minutes | Jul 6, 2022
Episode 251 – EMERGENCY PODCAST: Bojogeddeon
In which our heroes resign. Graham is a bigger boy, Dan is Justice Secretary, and Adam can’t just talk into his fucking microphone properly like a normal person. We apologies for the poor audio quality in parts of the episode, blame Boris.
58 minutes | Jul 5, 2022
Episode 246 – Pyramids, Stonehenge, Milton Keynes
In which our heroes talk about the upcoming Live Listener Extravaganza in Milton Keynes, play a made up game then resolve, or possibly inflame, all geopolitical conflict by reorganising all of the countries.
60 minutes | Jun 14, 2022
Episode 245 – FINE.
In which our heroes are FINE. Graham reports back from the Americas, Adam goes to Lego Bimringham, Chris develops a foot fetish and Dan airs his dirty laundry.
74 minutes | Jun 14, 2022
Episode 243 – Suspicious and horny
In which our heroes pull the topics microwaves & lists from the Bean Machine
34 minutes | Jun 3, 2022
Episode 241 – I feel a bit guilty calling this a podcast but I guess it is
In which our heroes discuss Prince Charles’s hands, validate that Dan hasn’t died of covid, ratify some eggs, and foray into court reporting on the Wagatha Christie case.
52 minutes | Apr 25, 2022
Episode 240 – 2022 Predictions Review
In which our heroes put Chris on trial for his drinking and talk about films, somehow spinning it out to nearly an hour
69 minutes | Apr 20, 2022
Episode 239.5 – Prime Minister Special (Remastered)
In which our heroes pay tribute to the office of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (but not the men and women who have actually filled it) This is the second attempt at uploading after summat gone mashup
73 minutes | Apr 18, 2022
Episode 238 – Politics and Board Games
In which our heroes bang on about which politicians would be tolerable to play board games with for over an hour.
63 minutes | Apr 18, 2022
Episode 237 – 437
In which our heroes gather for the three hundred and twenty eighth time to ratify some eggs, abuse Dan for being bad at technology, work out when Chris could realistically date Michael Portillo, and review progress on dry January
84 minutes | Jan 20, 2022
Episode 236 – Marxist Fart Farmers
In which our heroes, without Graham, discuss NFTs, donkey milk, Marxism, pre decimal coinage and farts in a jar.
84 minutes | Jan 14, 2022
Episode 234 – An Entirely Fungible Life
In which our heroes listen as Graham declares his last will and testament, Graham talks about toxic masculinity, Graham talks about people call Graham, Graham starts following chess and Graham unveils the podcast Christmas advert
77 minutes | Jan 10, 2022
Episode 335 – New Years Predictions
In which our heroes review last years predictions for accuracy and comedy, and repeat their foolishness by making further (wrong) predictions.
80 minutes | Jan 5, 2022
Episode 233 – Letras de Cancións en Estranxeiro
In which our heroes remember Adam who is dead then play a game which draws on their knowledge of the foreign language and, as such, doesn’t work very well.
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