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The famously funny TWO PEAS IN A PODCAST are here again with a good old fashioned chinwag about fame. No stranger to the bright lights, the boys reminisce about attempting to make it in the big time, other topics include pies and skateboarding. Enjoy.

What better time of year to 'talk shop' than at Christmas time! Put your coat on, make sure you've got sensible footwear because the peas are taking you to the shops to go shopping! Do you want to stop for a sandwich? I'm sorry you can't we've got a big day planned and I want to be home too late. Enjoy!

Two Peas in a Podcast are back! Welcome to the new mini series recorded over skype. We've called the series Two Peas in a Skypecast which doesn't really make sense. Over the next few weeks you can listen in on Tom Boston & Luke Binns skype their lives away. This week we catch up with each other and find out what we've been doing in our 6 month break. Enjoy!

Milkman attacked by goblin robber. Just one of the ridiculous headlines this week in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". Tom is back with 5 brand new things you never see in his classic feature "Things you never see". We also talk about the worlds biggest teabag, the wonderful world of sitting down with a sandwich and we discuss how we would survive if the radio studio started filling with various types of chocolate. Enjoy.

Oi! Criminals! Look out because Two Peas in a Podcast are setting up a crime detective agency this week and we will not stop until we solve all of the crime. "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with a look at a picnic that got a bit out of hand. Friend of the show and Pointless star Colin James joins us on the phone with some geography questions. And as if geography questions weren't enough Luke Binns takes his clothes off. Tweet us @wearethpeas to get involved in next weeks show.

Two Peas or not Two Peas? That is the question this week in Tom’s brand new feature! It’s not all pun and games though as ‘Boston on the Box’ is back with a review of the robot fighting TV show Robot Combat League. There’s a rat in the kitchen in everyone's favourite feature ‘Binns’ Pick of the News’. We also discuss Luke’s trip to Poland, if ducks actually know what is going on and prostitution. Enjoy!

Gnomes are once again the talking point on Two Peas in a Podcast as we are attempt to answer the age-old question "Is that gnome fishing?". "Boston on the Box" is back this week and Tom's got talent shows on the brain. "Binns' Pick of the News" gives us a war monkey death. We also talk about who would die first in a film, belvita breakfast biscuits and exploding frogs. Enjoy.

This week Tom tells a hilarious joke about a boy band and a satnav. Woman goes to her own funeral in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". We've also got Ray Winstone impressions, Luke causes a bit of a scene in a shop with a beer and Tom sort of steals a Kit Kat.

"If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject." The Peas put this theory to the test this week as Luke Binns attempts to melt not only your heart with flirting, but also the heart of his co-presenter Tom Boston. Horny sharks are in the news in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". Also this week, Tom gets locked in The Crystal Maze, Luke attempts to explain what a frogman is and we arrange a drug deal. Enjoy! For information on The Peas go to: www.twopeasinapodcast.co.uk. Twitter: @wearethepeas Facebook: twopeasinapodcast.

If you give us chocolate we get a little bit giddy. Giddy and silly. This is more apparent in this episode of Two Peas in a Podcast than any other episode we have ever done. We just about manage to hold it together long enough to bring you all your favourite features including "Binns' Pick of the News", "Things that Tom's done", "Things you never see" and "The Facebook rant of the week". Enjoy our giddiest podcast yet.

Tom Boston & Lee Binns are back with yet another episode of Two Peas in a Podcast. We've got everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looking at a dating website with a bit of a twist. The classic golden oldie "Boston on the Box" makes a cheeky comeback with a review of a TV show about chicken. We learn another thing that Tom has done in the aptly named feature "Things that Tom's done". PLUS we discuss random acts of kindness, mobile phone issues and we find out why the randy frog crossed the road.

We launch our brand new feature "Things that Tom has done" this week AND we've also got these things. 1) Everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" looks at a parrot that turned to crime. 2) Tom shares some strange facts that he found online. 3) We talk about a robot. Enjoy!

If you like crime, then you'll love this weeks crime-filled show. It's the crime and punishment special! Everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News" reports on an owl that attacked a Scottish man and a goblin that attacked a Zimbabwean man. We get to grips with jury duty and the prospect of behaving in a courtroom. Also this week: Luke loses his phone, Tom loses his mind and we attempt to sort out fancy dress once and for all. Enjoy.

Tom brings back a classic this week with the spectacular return of "That's Ludacris". Donkey's are the hot topic in everyone's favourite feature "Binns' Pick of the News". We discuss the snow CHAOS that has recently struck the country. We also talk about finding money, chivalry and green cake. Enjoy!

Life-long fan of Two Peas in a Podcast, Emily Tate, joins us this week for another fun filled show. It’s the inevitable return of cow news in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns' Pick of the News”. Tom decides to brew his own beer after a trip to Wilkinson's. We discuss the new Monopoly piece, Luke takes a salsa class and we delve into the world of wedgies.

We’re kicking off the new year in style with yet another fun filled episode of Two Peas in a Podcast. On the topic of kicking off, two oompa-loompa's don’t pick on someone there own size in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. It’s third time lucky for Tom’s not-so brand new feature “Things you never see.” A cat gets arrested in Brazil, Luke is defeated by pic n mix and Tom writes a song about cheese.

This week Tom pitches his unique idea for the Christmas special to Luke LIVE on the air. We also discuss which celebrities from history we would be. Everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News” looks at the vampire butterfly ghost. Tom brings back the classic feature “Things you never see”. We also talk about pies, frogs and unicorns. Enjoy!

This week, a love story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy travels 8 months in a yacht to hunt down girl. All this nonsense and much more in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Tom’s innovate new feature “Things you never see” lists the things you never see. Luke gets caught up in some coach shenanigans, Tom gets set a challenge and we have a good all rant about Facebook. Enjoy!

Tom sings the songs from your favourite musicals this week in his brand new feature “Can you name that musical?” Luke reports on the donkey that ran in a local election in everyone’s favourite feature “Binns’ Pick of the News”. Also this week, we get annoyed on a train, an Australian man nearly loses a leg and we talk arranged marriages. Remember to tweet the peas @wearethepeas with your comments! Enjoy!

The Peas are back with a brand new seizes! We're starting as we mean to go on with all of our regular features, comedy banter and general nonsense. "Binns' Pick of the News" is back with a bang! "Boston on the Box" is back with a bang! Luke's made some jingles with explosions in! Enjoy!