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Two Guys One Mic

77 Episodes

53 minutes | Feb 17, 2020
S3E1: “Fake Names, Crossbows & Too Much Mail”
We’re kicking off Season 3 the one way we know how: a month into the new year with the strangest news stories you’ve missed in our absence! This time around […]
60 minutes | Dec 5, 2019
S2E16: “Don’t F##K With Willie Murphy”
Happy Post Thanksgiving! We’re back with more stories to share and news you missed while you were exiled to the kids table during the holidays! This time around a man […]
74 minutes | Nov 24, 2019
S2E15: “Brawling Judges, Eating Challenges & Toe Whiskey”
We’re into the holiday season and what could be better than kicking back with your favorite internet duo! This episode we discuss a strange UK traffic detour, a vacation paradise […]
61 minutes | Oct 10, 2019
S2E14: “Aggressive Flatulence, Bear Fights & Camel Nuts”
This time around we discuss the epic purchase of a unique piece of artwork, what happens when you don’t control your gas, an unusual burglary and what happens when a […]
56 minutes | Oct 2, 2019
S2E13: “Irradiated Snakes, Vegan Neighbors & Werewolf Babies”
This time around we update listeners on the elusive Bigfoot, a strange find in a stolen vehicle, why jogging in a cemetery is never a good idea, a mouse’s untimely […]
52 minutes | Sep 23, 2019
S2E12: “Dank Gulls, Flaming Hornets & Evil Sex Robots”
Welcome back to another jam-packed episode with news you missed living your presumably normal adult life. This time around we discuss the dangers of dog walks in Australia, a seagull […]
60 minutes | Jul 30, 2019
S2E11: “Low Key Stabs, Mystery Mimes & Waking Up at Your Own Funeral”
As per usual, the title of our episode speaks for itself! Filled with ridiculous stories while you were living your best life, we recap the craziness of the world the […]
56 minutes | Jun 19, 2019
S2E10: “Glittery Horse Lube, Smashed Judges & Jumped Bridges”
Episode 10 is jam-packed with ridiculous news from around the world, brought to you only way two friends with poor moral standards can! Death-(not)defying heights, bizarre robberies and what the […]
56 minutes | Jun 3, 2019
S2E9: “Public Poops, Grease Thieves and Phantom Potatoes”
We’re back yet again with news you missed while you were pretending to be a functioning member of society. This time around we we discuss poor gun control, video game […]
53 minutes | Apr 19, 2019
S2E8: “Police raids, Naked Russians & Sword-wielding Skateboarders”
Another week brings another episode filled with bizarre stories from around the world! Remember you can follow us on Facebook and Twitter for more in your face ridiculousness! Until next […]
61 minutes | Mar 26, 2019
S2E7: “Naked mannequins make for passive-aggressive neighbors.”
Welcome back to another episode jam-pack with news you missed while living your mundane life. This time around we talk about a crematorium that goes up in flames, a burglar […]
64 minutes | Mar 9, 2019
S2E6: “Measles, Sauce Packets & RPGs”
This time around we bring you news stories stupid enough to lower your IQ but encouraging enough to make you feel better about your life. Ill-fated speed bumps, how a […]
54 minutes | Feb 18, 2019
S2E5: “Sex robots are riskier than you think.”
This time around we meander the news landscape where porn projected onto a garage and a Cheez-Its hostage standoff aren’t the strangest stories we cover. We also bring you more […]
71 minutes | Feb 8, 2019
S2E4: “Food as weaponry is super effective!”
This time around we talk about the few times delicious treats have been used for good and evil in the news, the potential for meth-addled bears to be roaming the […]
64 minutes | Feb 2, 2019
S2E3: “Wally the emotional support alligator is a pretty chill dude.”
Ever wonder what its like to find a hand grenade while fishing or the likeliness of meeting a compassionate carjacker? We have all of this and more in store for […]
72 minutes | Jan 25, 2019
S2E2: “Frozen Eagles, Carjack Tacos & Cocaine Cremations”
We’re off to the races with another barrage of intense and utterly insane news to keep your mind off your shitty job and nonexistent love life! This time around we […]
68 minutes | Jan 10, 2019
S2E1: “Back to Basics”
It’s been the better part of a year but we’re back! As is our specialty, we have a fuck load of stories to show you that your existence doesn’t suck […]
39 minutes | Aug 31, 2017
Episode 60: “Suicidal Squirrels, Escaped Kangaroos & Overstayed Guests”
After doing some adulting, your favorite internet duo is back! We’ve been on quite the hiatus but we’re here and balls deep in the news stories and world happenings that […]
43 minutes | Feb 21, 2016
Episode 59: “Bearded Women, Alligators & The Great Chicken Heist”
Welcome back to yet another action-packed episode that is only sightly more exhilarating than getting soap in your peehole while showering! This time around we discuss why it’s a bad […]
51 minutes | Dec 19, 2015
Episode 58: “Ghost Towns, Home Intruders & Pizza University”
Welcome back to yet another fun-filled episode guaranteed to make your kids forget about the miracle of Christmas! For our last episode of 2015, we discuss a literal ghost town […]
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