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The episode where Tyler and Max really jerk themselves off into the microphone about their own show. Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3856-happy-happy-game-show License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Rock on Chicago by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4302-rock-on-chicago License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Tyler Velez was your average podcaster until his friend and cohost went missing. Now he needs to journey through another world to save him... Sounds used: Take a Chance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4457-take-a-chance License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license "Car Passing, Multi, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Virtutes Vocis by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4591-virtutes-vocis License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Nerves by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4117-nerves License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Medieval City: https://freesound.org/people/OGsoundFX/sounds/423119/ Del Rio Bravo by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5706-del-rio-bravo License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

This is not a true episode. Our next true episode is a Dungeons and Dragons adventure. Not sure what D&D is? Know what D&D is, but love our voices so much you don't care? Then, this is the podcast for you!

Let's get into metaphysical. Let me hear your god-y talk.

Max decides to make the podcast unfunny (so the same as usual) by talking about death. This episode does contain frank discussions about life, death, and Jesus doing a corkscrew. We love you.

An episode in which Tyler decided the topic was.......movies. And nothing else. Have a good day. Bye. Also email us! twoguyssittinginacloset@gmail.com

Tyler and Max engage in a few good-humored debates. And then things get heated when the fire nation attacks. Link to the video Tyler recommends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owyJeIVtg0 Cheering Sounds: https://freesound.org/people/Zihris/sounds/324369/ Booing Sounds: https://freesound.org/people/unchaz/sounds/150959/

The closet boys take on Avatar fan fiction again—and then talk more avatar. Honestly it's too much, but here we are. Music: Vanishing by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4578-vanishing License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Today Tyler and Max write a new Avatar the Last Airbender spinoff, but like any jerkoff tv writers in the last 10 years, we decide to steal from Breaking Bad. Thanks for listening to our fanfic.

Today we do another thing called 5 by 5, but it's different we swear! Tyler can definitely come up with topic ideas that aren't the same. He just likes the same name. LISTS! LISTS!! (This podcast was originally recorded August of 2020) Music Credits: Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5744-strength-of-the-titans License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Originally recorded August 2020. After a very long hiatus, the closet boys are back with some solicited advice. The advice wasn't solicited to us, but it was solicited, so it counts.

In this episode, Tyler and Max explore spontaneous storytelling in five minute bursts: the exact amount of time before improv starts to suck. Included are every one of Tyler's expressive P's and B's directly into your ear for your enjoyment. Audio credits: https://freesound.org/people/FatLane/sounds/111671/ https://freesound.org/people/pgi/sounds/212606/ https://freesound.org/people/thefsoundman/sounds/118513/ https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/143994/ https://freesound.org/people/13GPanska_Gorbusinova_Anna/sounds/377991/ https://freesound.org/people/eric5335/sounds/52740/ https://freesound.org/people/samfk360/sounds/148897/ https://freesound.org/people/deleted_user_96253/sounds/351304/ https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/528752/ https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/361483/ "Hiding Your Reality" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Man Down" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Enter the Maze" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

The closet boys discuss the 36 questions that lead to love from Arthur Aron (https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/09/style/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html). And they do fall in love. And also they only do 35 questions. Content warning: brief discussions about child abuse and suicide.