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It's the final show for 2015, and the two Gareths harass gourmet chef Matt Manning by each making him a cheese sandwich to judge. Which one will Matt pick? And which weird news story from around the world will tickle his fancy? How do you tickle a fancy, anyway? Stay tuned for the answer to some of these questions.

Raconteur, space pirate & comedian, Vittorio Leonardi, joins the Gareth on the pod couch as he visits Cape Town from Gauteng for a series of shows. A geek in the best sense of the word, Vittorio also fills us in on the perils of the dark/deep web, as well as the latest bizarre news stories from around the globe.

Put the kettle on - this week's guest is comedian/latte artist Arno Els. Originally from Durban, Arno is the current South African latte art champion and he demonstrates his skills live on air...with generous interference from Gareth & Gareth, naturally.

On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to musical comedian Deep Fried Man about his festival experience.

On location at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown, the Gareths chat to comedian Warren Robertson about his new solo show, The Great Explorer, and Still Funnier Than Them with Chris Forrest & Deep Fried Man.

Gareth A returns from the States to find that Gareth W did the podcast solo without him, roping in Dave Levinsohn. With three guests standing the two up yet again, a guest-less episode involving yellow ketchup, amongst other things, ensues.

One G and a D? With Gareth A out of the country for a week, Gareth W decides to go ahead with the podcast by attempting to interview comedian Dave Levinsohn. Things get derailed almost instantly as Dave answers phone calls from friends, orders room service & offers advice and tips to better the show rather than simply be a guest, throwing Gareth W off. Get ready, folks - it's Two G's In A Pod as you've never heard it before!

George's favourite son, comedian Westley Cockrell, stops by to chat about CD hidden tracks & take on some more testing "Would You Rather?" questions from the Gareths. Creative cheating now that teachers are more tech-savvy? Unprotected wi-fi? Twilight vs Nickelback? Yep, all that and more on this week's Two G's In A Pod!

Decided by a cut-throat game of rock/paper/scissors, Gareth & Gareth each take on some of the world's toughest "Would You Rather?" questions on this week's guest-less episode. Has Gareth A delivered the best intro jingle yet? Can you tell a lie in international waters? And how close is too close when it comes to Nicolas Cage? Now's your chance to find out - episode 45 of Two G's In A Pod is here!

Director, non-Gareth & independent filmmaker Quinton Lavery has made a name for himself directing many music videos as well as "Casting Me", a completely independent semi-autobiographical movie. The two Gareths, grabbing a rare chance to have a movie director on their couch, decide to pitch some terrible movie ideas spanning several genres, with varying results of success (ie. very little). Weird news is, as always, in attendance whilst also chatting about the things that really matter...like the worst Ninja Turtle. Get ready - it's episode 44 of !

Gentleman and raconteur Martin Evans returns to the podcast in a very special polony-based episode. Discussing the world's latest in bizarre news stories whilst sampling some of the finest (AKA not-so-finest) emulsified animal by-products that our supermarkets have to offer, our experts will have you wondering how you managed to get by in life before this episode came out. You guessed it - it's another hyperbolic edition of Two G's In A Pod (contains 0.4g of salt)!

Gareth A mistakes this week's guest, actor & comedian Devin Gray, for a Lord of the Rings-esque wizard whilst discussing the frustrating issue of changing banks. As usual, weird news stories from around the world are dissected, including the unusual reason an aeroplane had to turn around and head home. Fax machines in the year 2015, champagne shower fails and an excerpt from a grey-themed primetime sitcom written by Gareth W? Hold onto your earlobes - it's your weekly dose of weird with Two G's In A Pod!

Owner of one of the most raucous laughs the internet has ever heard, comedian Stuart Cairns is the non-Gareth on this week's episode. Favourite children's books, babycinos and dinosaurs - Stuart is an expert in all three! The Gareths also decide to pitch several TV shows that Stuart could use as a starring vehicle to crack Hollywood with. Which one will he choose? Why does he have so many shoplifting tips for poor students? And why did a man post himself to Australia? Find out on yet another Two G's In A Pod!

Forty is the new thirty, or so we've been told. We feel our age slightly as ukulele-wielding English Lit degree-holding comedian Phil de Lange joins the Gareths on perhaps Cape Town's windiest day of the year to talk about the things that REALLY matter. 2014's most popular baby names are revealed & reviled, and the group debate as to just when you need to wash denim. Our "Word of the Day" section returns with a vengeance as well. Congolese hair gel, clip-on urinals & the difficulty of selling Chester Missing on Gumtree? Sit back and pretend to be doing work: it's yet another oddly satisfying episode of Two G's In A Pod!

Musician & prolific Twitterer Ricki Allemann stops by the studio this week, where the gang poke fun at social media, including parody accounts and Facebook freemium games. Marmite body paint that people may or may not want, a ghostly eBay item up for sale and a man arrested thanks to his own selfie? You bet. Welcome to another absurd episode of Two G's In A Pod!

A world-first on this week's show, as one-liner comic Yaaseen Barnes participates in bottled water blind taste-test. The latest bizarre news stories from around the world also get a look in - strap yourself in for another wild ride, courtesy of Two G's In A Pod!

One of South Africa's most well-known authorities on gaming, Grant Hinds, joins the G's this week. and a lot of video game geek talk ensues. Never fear though, comedy fans: there are still plenty of bizarre news stories & tomfoolery to keep you satisfied. Brain theft? Yep. Protecting your groin from werewolves? Check. It's nothing but the best for you here on Two G's In A Pod!

Gareth Allison returns from three weeks in the USA, & he and co-host Gareth Woods struggle to recapture their comedic chemistry. An awkward gift from America only serves to highlight this, as the two discuss diverse topics such as flavoured magnets, defecating dwarfs & spreading South African slang. Enjoy the most post-kiff episode fo Two G's In A Pod yet!

Chester Missing fans rejoice! Fresh from his Steve Hofmeyr-trumping antics in court, acclaimed comedian Conrad Koch joins the Two G's in the studio to chat about being a puppet's concierge, politicians' cheap whiskey & why it's easy to do ventriloquism on radio. Deftly dealing with terrible new characters proposed for his act by the hosts, Koch shows real insight & a deep understanding behind politics in South Africa today. Get ready to laugh AND think!

The G's come up with a foolproof ebola test you can use in the comfort of your own home - handy. Tattoos to commemorate specificly South African events are also proposed, as well as a brief recap of the Rocking The Daisies festival's comedy tent.