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It's everyone! Alice Vaughn (@rationalblonde), Kate Kennedy (@TheOGKennedy), Meredith Jaqueline (@themeredith), and Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) all join together on this rousing final episode. The ladies discuss porn hospitals, slicing/dicing your vag, handjob models, Nancy throatcoat Reagan, breast pumping, mommy issues, kids, ass men and bass men, favorite guests and future projects.  Thank you for supporting the show, it's been an incredible 3 years

Alice and Kate are joined by comedian Josh Potter (@J_Potter)! The trio contemplate the age old question "is cum keto?" as well as veneers, Ron Jeremy, divorce, Doug the Pug, where is incest legal, raising the marital age, porn reunions, a Brady Bunch porn review, and more! Support the show on Patreon: https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice and Kate are joined by former adult Hall of Famer Jasmin St. Claire (@jasminstclaire)! The trio also discuss cum removal tips, psycho haircuts, MyPillow, their spirit animal Mike Tyson, newborns shitting in toilets, Jerry Springer, Chucklefuckers, pro wrestling, and more!  Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice and Meredith are joined by comedian & death historian, Nash Flynn (@itsnashflynn)! They review the classic Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge. The trio also discusses being a Death Historian, putting frats in charge of embalming, over tweezing eyebrows, cum covered dorms, Davy Jones locker, pirates, Boston porn, skeletons, Dolphins are the HR of the sea, duck penises, kraken sex, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic  

Alice & Natalia are joined by Kink Historian, Esme Louis James (@esme_louisee)! The trio discuss inflatable tits, are koalas stupid, Buckingham Palace's gay brothel, gay animals, multiple genders, Romans & sex work, impotency trials, the war on low rise jeans, Mozfart, scatology, and more! Support the Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice and Natalia are joined by Justin Young of Great Night Podcast (@JustinRYoung) to review Married with Children parody porn! The threesome discuss the Illuminati, professional wrestlers having illegitimate children, soaking & jump humping, sexsomnia, escaping from prison, pubes on ham, MDMA or mint, The Book of Whoreman, Alice's stance on poachers, career suicide, and a porn review of Married With Children, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic  

Alice & Kate are joined by adult performer Jaime Jett (@JamieJettXXX)! The trio discuss pole dancing, Woody Allen is the worst, Gym cancellations, planning an orgy, latex, wedding dresses, porn makeup, worst porn scenes, Olympics, Big Bird, Mormons, conventions, and more! Support the show on Patreon!  https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by comic Wenzler Powers (@WenzlerPowers) to review Woodrocket's Vencum porn parody! They also discuss mustache rides from Saddam Hussein, personalized gifts, Tom Brady doesn't eat tomotoes, alien beastiality, April O'Neil is our Meryl Streep, scientist porn names, posing tips, and more! Support the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice is joined by Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith) & Slut Inspection's Suzanne (@suzannexoxo)! The trio review Storage Whore Orgy, talk cuck queens, bringing back 90's trends, storage units, bluetooth sex toys, the ferrari of cocks, herd immunity via cum, and more! Listen to Meredith's other show "Like a Virgin"  "Like a Virgin"  Support our show on Patreon! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice and Kate are joined by male pornstar, Will Pounder (@TheWillPounder)! The trio discusss moving to vegas, Will being a military vet, getting into porn on a bet, Deeper, gang bang tips, blow bang vs gang bang, teeth, shooting VR porn, Teledildonics, Crypto, Neutropics, and more! Support our show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice is joined by comics and fellow Trek nerds, Andrew Heaton (@MightyHeaton) and Paul Mattingly (@thefamouspaul)! The trio discuss Klingon and intergalactic curse words, Star Trek sets, Klingon double dicks, holodeck ethics, cum roombas, John McAfee, and more! They also the review "Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody" Find Andrew's books, shows, and podcasts here: https://mightyheaton.com/ Check out Paul's show, Hey Scoops: https://heyscoops.com/ Support our show on Patreon: Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or leave us a review or share the show with friends! 

Alice & Kate are joined by friend, writer, production assistant, & pornographer Shawn Alff(@ShawnAlff)! The trio discuss guys faking orgasims, heroin, tiktok, mayo for cum, porn story writing, Alice's engagement, consent, vegan strip clubs, hoarders, and Deloreans! Support the show on Patreon https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Make sure to leave us a review & share the show! 

Alice & Kate are joined by Dominic Rodriguez (@FursonasDoc) director of Fursonas! The girls dive into the world of furries, biases, old swingers are the worst, erotic art, costumes, community, cancelation by association, and more!  Support the show on Patreon!  Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Don't forget to share with your friends and leave us a review

 Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by performer Jayden Cole (@JaydenCole)! The trio not only review the porn parody of the Big Bang Theory but also chat about cast irons, being in bad porns, IUDs, new girls junk smells, Jimmy Kimmel, porn is improve, Alice got high, comicon vs AVNs, Jesus Loves Porn Stars, casa bonita, the porn sam morill fan club, and more! Suppor the show on Patreon! https://patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Leave us a review & share the show! 

Alice & Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith) are joned by sex & relationships researcher, Dr. Kristen Mark (@Kristen_Mark)! The trio discuss porn literacy, bisexuality in a "straight" relationship, Resilience after trauma, "body counts", attachment styles, and Chet Hanks is America's son.  Find Dr. Kristen's website here: http://www.kristenmark.com/ Support the show on Patreon: Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Kate are joined by comedian Meredith Jaqueline (@themeredith) The trio talk IUDs, dick pics, liposuction, cypto boys, why Austin sucks, being simps for Seth Mcfarlane, our firsts, becoming a pilot, what VR porn & paraplegia have in common, the Greg Abbot Tree Foundation, Lindsay Lohan's lost finger, Woodrocket costumes, oh...and we review the Family Guy porn parody! Just us on Patreon for a bonus episode! Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic BONUS PATREON CONTENT INCLUDES: Where we talk apartment deals, target, Kate going to the billboard music awards, Sandy alley, Kate isn't allowed at the Church of scientology, The Chris D'elia Day Care Center, John Mulany, and more Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by comedian Jon Drake to review the Kill Bill porn parody! The trio discuss the government relying on Waffle House, Power rangers stunt coordinator, fake blood censorship, snuff porn, John Mulany's divorce, porno extras, the worst porn sets, Wario & Dogecoin, samuri guys, defrauding the IRS, wikifeet, and more!  support the show on patreon!  patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Check out Jon's shows Talk Chef: A Top Chef Podcast Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed

WE'RE FUCKING CELEBRATING BECAUSE WE MADE IT INTO HUSTLER! Kate & Alice are joined by writer Cathy Reisenwitz (CathyReisenwitz) to talk about Kate trying to get trafficked, prison tiktok, decrim vs legalization, police arresting sex workers, "ethical porn", SAFE TECH Act, Nicholas Kristof is the worst, and zoning.  Support the show on Patreon!  Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Kate Kennedy are joined by Financial and Tech dominatrix, Mistress Harley (@Techdomme)! We chat what is a Techdomme, crazy castration stories, smart home fuckery, sextpanther, 2275 compliance, tech censorship, screening slaves, sissy play, legal debt contracts, loserhallofshame.com, and more! Support the show on Patreon!  Patreon.com/twogirlsonemic www.twogirlsonemic.com  

Alice is joined by actress/fake teenage Erica Dasher (@iamericadasher) and comedian Harrison Tweed (@tweedyjokes) to review the porn parody of The Nanny! The trio discuss stalking, men's toys, Japanese love hotels, nannies, Jane by Design, and more! Support the show on Patreon!