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Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. It's another Genealagy episode and we powered thru. Can't stop. Didn't Stop. Go straight to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not pull over for hitchhikers. Do not stop. Don't stop. Never stop. STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD. Copyright 2017 Other music in this podcast created by:Chorale No. 1 by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license ArtistCello Suite #1 in G - Prelude - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist   Ps. Elmer Fudd is the Original Nimrod.

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon.  It's finally time to get off the boat!! Fly that rainbow flag proudly, and use the exit nearest you. The dove has delivered the olive branch, and it's time to set-up the vineyard. And Noah celebrates by GEtTinG HiS DRUNK ON!! Let us all raise a glass, and give a toast!   Copyright 2017   #barney #redredwine

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon.  In this episode, wait.. what was going on? What were we doing? Who am I? Was it a Raven or Dove... ? Is the rainbow the covenant or was the ark the covenant? I'm just not sure... Was someone on a boat? Or was it all just a dream?   Copyright 2017   We do not own the audio clip at the end of this episode. All rights reserved to Home Alone.

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, the Bible gives us a few math word problems and Elize proves just how terrible she really is at solving them. We obsess over our love for Madeline. And God floods the Earth and all that walked on it and "breathed the breath of life" was destroyed. So let the good times roll!   Copyright 2017     Other music in this podcast created by: The Sun is Scheduled to Come Out Tomorrow by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist   We do not own the audio clip at the end of the episode. To listen to the full audiobook, click here.

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we learn about the origin of magical creatures, discover the Dinosaurs would surely have roamed the Ark, and even B'nai Elohim is not above the occasional oopsy.   Copyright 2017     Other music in this podcast created by: Mermaid by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist  

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In spite of the Chapter having boring content, we found a way to laugh away the pain. Come giggle with us through the Genealogy of Adam! Copyright 2017   *We admittedly are getting pretty shameless here with our ending song. But we'd like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Sons and Daughters by The Decemberists off of the album The Crane Wife.    Other music in this podcast created by: Chorale No. 1 by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Artist Cello Suite #1 in G - Prelude - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In our efforts to use Google less, and have more legitimate material to pull from, we have added a book. DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!! But how can we be Two Girls ONE Book with TWO BOOKS?? I'll explain. The Pentateuch is the first 5 books of the Bible - including Genesis. And since we're both reading from the Book of Genesis, it's still technically only one book. Don't be afraid. Fear only the dreaded Vegan Tiller Killer!!! Copyright 2017   *We would like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Big Ass Rock composed by David Yazbek from the musical The Full Monty, and performed by Patrick Wilson, Jason Danieley, and John Conlee.     

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we learn that even God likes to take an evening stroll once in a while, fig leaves are not grape leaves, as well as fight to find proof in the condemnation of all women because one woman's gullability. Copyright 2017   *We would like to thank those who own all rights to the song at the end of our episode: Charles in Charge composed by David Kurtz, Michael Jacobs, and Al Burton, and performed by Shandi Sinnamon. Thank you for creating something that so perfectly explains misogyny in under 30 seconds.

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. In this episode, we ask: Who came first: The woman or Revisionist History? Who came first: The woman or The Rib?Which came first: Genesis 1 or the summary of Genesis 1 (aka Gen 2). Copyright 2017   *We would like to give a special thanks to Daniel Goers for the song at the end of the show. You can follow Daniel @daniel goers on YouTube. Thank you for letting us use this song!

Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast: the podcast where two friends pick up the Bible, turn to page one, and just start reading. We are your hosts Jillian Walker and Elize Simon. This is our FIRST episode, starting at the very beginning of the Bible, where we learn about the History of Creation. A very good place to start indeed. Copyright 2017   *We do not own the music at the very end of the podcast. That is owned by Barney. Thank you Barney for sharing, and teaching us how to share!

Hello everyone! Welcome to the 2Girls1Book Podcast where two friends pick up the Bible and JUST START READING. We are excited to launch our first episode! In this *PREVIEW* episode, we share our different points of view - Elize (Jewish) and Jillian (Southern Baptist) - and cultural upbringings to explain why we are doing this project. So without further ado....     Copyright 2017