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Harry kisses his first snitch, its a nice day for a wiz wedding, and Hermione saves everyone's asses as usual.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Memes! You get 'em. We don't want 'em. Except when we do.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Characters are dropping like owls and the Weasely twins add some new wet holes.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths on: VaccinesNERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Its really happening. We've filthed our way to the final book of the Harry Potter Series. Voldybuns has got the band back together, we get some hot Dumby gossip, and, at last, our final dose of the Dursleys.But First: Brackets! Help us choose the next nerdy series for the girls to lose their #nerdginity to!NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

This week we Run Our Filthy Mouths on Nicole's favorite hy-pet-thetical question...NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

The Nerds are very sorry that they made anyone watch this movie. Warning: This film contains dangerously high levels of David Bowie's penis...NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

This week we've got a double dose of David Bowie movies. First up: JMS loses her Goblin King crotch #nerdginity to "Labyrinth!"Stay tuned later this week for "The Man Who Fell to Earth"NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

The Nerds rant about "Harry Potter and the Pick Another Title Because This Movie Had Almost Nothing To Do With the Half Blood Prince"NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

The Nerds decide that nothing gets you wetter than a good funeral in the finale of The Half-Blood Prince!But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Fake accents...NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

DumbleDora the Cave Explorer... need we say more?But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: 2021 and all the good things it probably won't bring...NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Harry gets lucky with Slughorn, then he gets lucky with Ginny... boo, you horcrux...But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The year that unfortunately was.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

All good trash must come to an end - The Filthy Nerds celebrate Tayshia's love in our Bachelorette FinaleWe say goodbye to special guest host Leah Knauer and thank her for taking our Bachelorette #nerdginityNERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter

Its Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode.Part 2 of our supersized holiday episodeNERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Its Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode.Check your stocking tomorrow for Part 2 of this supersized holiday episode!NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Leah joins the Filthy Nerds as they reflect on their journey losing their #nerdginity to The Bachelorette leading into this week's season finale.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter

Yay! Christmas! Ugh, Percy! Foghorn Slughorn gets Foggier, but not Hornier. Meanwhile Ron gets dangerously horny,,,But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Sex Ed!NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

We cover both episodes in the penultimate week of our first ever season watching "The Bachelorette!"Over too soon or not soon enough?NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter

Baby Voldy is giving us all the red flags, everyone is getting their "snog" on, and Draco wand slaps SnapeBut first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: "Hate Watching"NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.

Nicole is looking Gaunt, Ron is on the road to Brown town, and Katie Bell drops it like its hotBut first a Quick Bitch and a mouth full of cookie dough.NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE!Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more!Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips!Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter.