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Double Loser Podcast
54 minutes | Jun 25, 2021
You're Such a Random Girl
This week, your hosts, Morg and Jo, are covering episodes 3 and 4 from season 2 of The Hills. Oh where to start, these episodes were jam packed with juice! Audrina and Heidi's feud over crazy eyes Spencer (will no one ever hold this man accountable?) rages on, which ultimately leads Audrina to 'be the the bigger person' and crash Heidi's birthday party. A coworker imparts some wisdom on Heidi as she pushes the boundaries of what is appropriate to wear for work (do we spy a bikini top!?) which sends Spencer into a fiery rage (ok, CHAMPION). Heidi sets another trap for Spencer and Lauren and Heidi give us some really great drunken post going out moments. Follow us @doubleloserpodcast
51 minutes | Jun 18, 2021
The Girl Who Didn't Go to Paris
Finally, finally! Our Teen Vogue boss, Lisa, gives Lauren "The Devil Wears Prada Vibes" that we have been dying for. She guilts Lauren for not going to Paris and off course continues to show Whitney the love. We are the Double Loser Podcast and this episode we have moved right into Season 2 of The Hills. We discuss THE RISE OF SPENCER which is just as exciting as we anticipated. Brody is workin' to win LC over but it is not going well since he can only seem to speak in compliments, "love that smile". We comment on the fashion, per usual, seeing how date night is a tunic, leggings and straightened hair we are sent straight back to 2007. The break up of Jason and LC is also discussed as we felt robbed of their time in Malibu with episode 1 just immediately cutting to their breakup and apparently look like they both are about to go work a shift at Chili's together. Finally we cannot wait for the rest of Season 2 seeing how we are watching the formation of SPEIDI from the very beginning - and for us it's the first time ever. Whether you've watch it before or it's your first time, join us weekly for recaps of The Hills. You know you want to. Follow us on instagram @doubleloserpodcast
58 minutes | Jun 11, 2021
This Isn't Fun
This week on the Double Loser Podcast, Morg and Jo are taking a deeper look at The Hills season 1, episode 10 aka the FINALE! We can’t believe season 1 is over! In this episode, Heidi is over Jordan and ready to start living like her preschool self, a girl with tons of boyfriends who could manipulate them into fighting over her. Lauren struggles to get her boss extra tickets to a fashion show and is torn (is she though?) between interning in Paris for the summer or spending her summer vacation at a Malibu home with her boyfriend, Chinstrap Jason. Morg and Jo marvel at how MTV was able to make a 20 min finale out of almost no content and use this time to give final impressions, as well as crown the king/queen of The Hills. Follow us @doubleloserpodcast
59 minutes | Jun 4, 2021
The Double Loser podcast has returned with your hosts, Jo and Morg, to discuss The Hills Season 1 Episodes 8 and 9. It's Lauren Conrad's birthday so we follow the ladies of The Hills on a shopping trip that is is to die for. Unfortunately we never find out if Lauren Conrad finds her breathtaking shirt (gasp) since instead of focusing on the task at hand the ladies try on wedding dress for no reason at all! Then surprise Jason is a horrible boyfriend and tries to make LC go out on her birthday when she repeatedly has to tell him she wants to watch a movie. Teen Vogue was bustling in 2006 and your hosts get to discuss watching Whitney and LC giggle as they cast male models for a swimsuit casting. A surprise crossover star is in this episode from another beloved reality tv show, Vanderpump Rules - you gotta listen to find out who!!! While the ladies of the Hills are always our front and center its the boys who steal the show this week. Jason finding out LC lied about the models. Jordan screaming at Heidi which leads to the inevitable break-up. And Brian making double orange drinks and thinking it's groundbreaking. Tune in for our crowning of King of the Hills, where we give a superlative in the episode and this week we crowned a star of these episodes for "Most Eyerolls of the Week". Follow us on Instagram @doubleloserpodcast. Subscribe and give us a review on your streaming service.
63 minutes | May 28, 2021
Given a Challenge, You Rise
This week, Morg and Jo review The Hills season 1 episodes 6 and 7. Lauren drops the ball at work (again) while Whitney steps up her work game and struts in a denim (Whitney’s fave!!) fashion show. We are blessed with the best Blaine wisdom yet (life changing, y'all). Then, it’s holiday season in the Hills! Lauren, Jason, Heidi, and Jordan try to outdouche each other with their Christmas gifts. Jason and Jordan aka Dumb and Dumber (those top hats smh) race against the clock to get their girls New Years' kisses and Heidi chooses Lauren over the night scene *gasp*. Follow us @doubleloserpodcast
58 minutes | May 21, 2021
It's the Right Thing to Do
What a week for the Double Loser Podcast. We are currently watching dated reality tv shows and this week your hosts Jo and Morg take you through episodes 4 & 5 of season 1 of The Hills. Morg and Jo found the details of Lauren and Jason’s break up vague as we tried to piece together what happened between them in Laguna (spoiler: he cheated). Jo reveal her Favorite-least-favorite person on the show so far. The Double Losers discuss how Heidi and Audrina have their most important conversations in the hot tub at their apartment complex and term it their “conference room”. Audrina goes on another terrible date, can you believe it? But it was the right thing to do. Then Jason has really not made a good first impression and he doubles down on that. If you love rewatching with us please follow us on Instagram @doubleloserpodcast and give us a subscribe on your favorite podcast streaming service.
52 minutes | May 15, 2021
Workin' 9 to 6
This week, Morg & Jo discuss episodes 2 (A Change of Plans)and 3 (An Unexpected Call) of the Hills season 1. Heidi gets her dReAm JoB working the night scene, only to find out it is a boring, full time day job from nine to six (when will she lay by the pool?!!). Lauren packs up all of her low rise capris, thick headbands, and chunky bead necklaces and takes a day trip to New York for work(definitely the appropriate punishment after not guarding those couches in epi 1!!). Special shout outs this episode to: The bosses. Y'all the real stars. and Gadzooks, thank you for all of the chunky bead necklaces and graphic tees you blessed us with back in the day. Follow us @doubleloserpodcast
46 minutes | May 7, 2021
New Podcast, New Drama
It’s 2006 you are about to put on the lowest rise jeans you can find and watch your besties Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag in your living room while your mom makes Digiorno pizza, life is good. Your hosts Morg and Jo on the Double Loser Podcast are excited to be rewatching dated reality tv with you, or in this case WATCHING THE HILLS FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME! Season 1 Episode 1 of the original series (The Hills S1E1, New City, New Drama) to be exact. We give you all the gut reactions we have to seeing 2006 footage in 2021. This episode is chalked full of terrible interviews, unrealistic job/school expectations and possibly "staged??", as Jo put it. C’mon go stream The Hills already, you know you’re gonna wanna rewatch with us. Follow us @doubleloserpodcast on Instagram and please like, subscribe and give us a review! Previously known as “Two Bs from Lil D” podcast. In April 2021the podcast name was changed to Double Loser Podcast.
51 minutes | May 1, 2021
Two Bad Pirates
This week the Bs have a big announcement related to rebranding their pod. They discuss Billie Eilish's The World's a Little Blurry documentary. The Bs are talking everything from Billie riding around on a motorized scooter in high fashion (goalzzz) to cranking out hits in her brother's bedroom (how do we do this?!). The Bs discuss Billie's unique full name (we can't emphasize unique enough here) and compare homeschooling in Texas to California. Enjoy this last episode from us as Two Bs from Lil D and we will see you next week!! Follow us @twobsfromlild and don't forget to like and subscribe!
50 minutes | Apr 23, 2021
Born Again Babies
Happy one year anniversary to the Bs!! It is hard to believe that these two girls, who struggle to do basic things consistently like doing laundry and flossing, managed to plan (thx a bunch Google!), record, and edit (basically professionals over here) a podcast on a weekly basis for an entire year. This episode, the Bs continue riding the JLo/Arod rollercoaster, start some rumors British tabloid style, and imagine how successful this pod could be if only we had Kris Jenner as our momager instead of our actual moms. The Bs celebrate one year of chats and laughs with a big announcement. Enjoy and see you next week! Be sure to like, subscribe, and follow us @twobsfromlild
49 minutes | Apr 16, 2021
Two Backstories Waiting to be Written
This week the Bs watched Demi Lavato's Dancing with the Devil Documentary, they comment on the lack of background given to those interviewed in the 4 part series. We leave knowing that working for Disney seems to be one of the worst places to be a child star. The Bs comment on the intro and transition scenes where Demi is climbing mountains in a cape, is very Game of Thrones-esque. Additionally the commercials Jojo was presented while she watched were really taking away from the documentary for her ("iS yOuR pOoP tOxIc?!"). They're now worried about that. The Bs deep dive on Demi's ex-fiance Max Ehrich who got really weird after the break up with Demi which was not directly addressed in the documentary. Max being a soap opera star gave the Bs a chance to discuss their soap names. Overall, we took away that if anyone tries to mask a watermelon as a birthday cake we both would lose it. We're rooting for you Demi! Like, subscribe and review us. Follow us on instagram @twobsfromlild We want to explicitly state this week we are discussing the Demi Lavato Dancing with the Devil Documentary, and because of the content in the episode touching on Demi's substance abuse and overdose we wanted to note a trigger warning here and ensure listeners who are stuggling with mental health or substance abuse know they can reach out to the SAMHSA's National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357) 24/7 free of charge. Please don't struggle alone. We love you and cherish our listeners.
52 minutes | Apr 10, 2021
Two Big Jokesters
This week the Bs are talking all about jokes- between the bad celebrity April Fools jokes, missed opportunities for a April Fools joke, and some things that seemed like bad April Fools jokes that were in fact not April Fools jokes at all (looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow). Morg and Jo discuss Jen Shah's criminality and wonder why they seem to love a show that seems to be a high end version of Cops. Follow us @twobsfromlild
49 minutes | Apr 2, 2021
Two Blockages in the Suez
The Bs discuss all the drama of the Suez Canal this week (Billy Joel was right!!!) and the fear we had when it comes to a supply issue with toilet paper. They imagine what the operator of the blocked ship must have said to his supervisor when he called to say he was stuck. They discuss Demi Lovato's new term "California sober" and how it should be more widely adopted for things outside of being sober. March Madness is coming to an end so we discuss a few brackets that we think would be nice additions to have in our lives. And finally the Two Bs talk through Easter in their houses growing up. You absolutely don't want to miss the B-baggage this week! A psychic from birth has reached out to the Bs! Follow us on instagram @twobsfromlild Review us and subscribe for new episodes weekly!
44 minutes | Mar 27, 2021
Two Biased Voters
Just when y'all thought 2021 couldn't get any weirder, Matthew McConaughey releases some low budget lawn chair commercials where he appears to just laugh at his whiskey (for real, we did not dream this) AND contemplates running for Texas governor, despite never having voted in a primary election. The Bs are confused, yet they might just still vote for him... Morg and Jo further dissect what is going on with JLo and ARod (someone help these two stop smooching!) and discuss Bey's letter to T-Swift (that handwriting though). Grab your pen and some paper and get ready to use the Queen Bey letter writing formula for your next holiday greeting card. Follow us @twobsfromlild
46 minutes | Mar 19, 2021
Two Back-up Grammy Judges
The Bs are coming after the Grammys this week. How could they do the Weeknd and JBeebs so wrong? Jo and Morg discuss the fashion and the nail art that was on the red carpet reminding us all that we are too poor to live our lives the way the Grammy artists do. Jo gives the Grammys a new category that they are looking forward to the Academy accepting going forward. They discuss a new panel of judges altogether that gets sent to an island for a year so they can judge the Grammy's without bias. C'mon it will make bank $$$ make that baby into a reality TV show too. And Morg strikes some categories out that we absolutely don't need. Follow us on instagram @twobsfromlild and drop us some b-baggage in our DMs we love hearing from you.
45 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
Two British Royals
Ooh y'all, this week we have got some tea for you, English tea, that is. The Bs watched Harry and Meghan's interview with Oprah when it aired AND took notes, so you know it's gonna be good. Unfortunately, they did the same amount of research as usual, which also happens to be the same amount of research Meghan did on the royal family before marrying into it. Come join us as we break down the Little Mermaid analogy (who is Ursula!?), question the amount of terms for the monarchy (the FIRM, Y'ALL!?), and come to the conclusion that yes, we aren't crazy, Oprah totally snuck in a British accent. Be sure to get some biscuits to dip into this tea and prep yourself for a lot of questionable English accents from your Bs. Follow us @twobsfromlild
47 minutes | Mar 5, 2021
Two Boiling Pots of Snow
The Bs revisit the snowstorm that shut down Texas for a week and discuss how 2021 is pretty much just as sucky as 2020. They touch on some hot (or maybe now lukewarm?) topics like why are millennials the way they are, how Ted Cruz just might have what it takes to be a Real Housewife, and the safe return of Gaga's dogs. Come with a pencil and paper, y'all, Morg has got a new recipe- Snow Spaghetti (you'll never guess what the secret ingredient is)!!! Follow us @twobsfromlild
49 minutes | Feb 27, 2021
Two Britney Fans
The Bs discuss the new Britney Spears doc and make a pack to never let each other go under Jamie Spears as their conservator. They worry about the fake tweet that someone made about Megan Fox, some people just want to watch the world burn. And finally they address the millennial pains of side parts and skinny jeans going out of style. A funeral is held in their honor. Follow two bs @twobsfromlild on Instagram and subscribe... right now!!!
46 minutes | Feb 19, 2021
Two Bitter Zodiacs
This week, the Bs dabble in Zodiacs, focusing more specifically on Aquarians. The ladies do some light research and turn to forums to get a deeper understanding of what an Aquarius is really like (spoiler: they are sneaky AF). They discuss a new sign added by NASA (LOL WUT never thought we would see NASA in the game) and write their own horoscopes. For example, today, as the moon aligns with Pluto and the Earth sits on a tilt, you will find serenity and joy in your home as you sip on a beverage and listen to this episode (omg we were BORN to write these).
44 minutes | Feb 12, 2021
Two Boxed Chocolates
Love is all around us! This week the Bs discuss some practical gifts you can opt for your SO that might get more use than that giant teddy bear on aisle 9. They also give a little history lesson on the creep of the holiday - Cupid. And talk about the shrouds of mystery around St. Valentine himself. Jo confesses that she started the self-love movement in 3rd grade and Morg walks us through the worst Valentine's day she ever had. Whatever you do this Valentine's just be thankful you aren't JLo because we can only assume Arod got a picture of her as a centar to match his own. Follow us on instagram @twobsfromlild
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