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On this episode of Two Blondes we celebrate the release of Paris Sashay comedy album 'My Honest Ignorance'. We discuss Cat-fishing along with our special guest Shamya who also helps to give insight on relationships and dating. Tune in and get your dose!

You ain't gotta lie to kick it! Paris Sashay & Miz Jaxxxn are tired of women lying, especially their friends. On this episode Two Blondes discuss some of the things women be lying about and share some of the previous lies they told. Tune in and get your dose of Two Blondes!

Have you ever had sex in the car on the first date!? On this episode Two Blondes play the card game "Have You Ever' and it get spicy while they share details about the things they've done in the past. Tune in! 

Today is Juneteenth and Two Blondes debate the meaning of the celebration! 

On this episode Two Blondes discuss why scorpios are so hated. Are scorpios really that bad or are people exaggerating? Paris has a message for anyone who doesn't like scorpios and Miz Jaxxxn talks about her surprise birthday VIBE. Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes! 

On this episode Two Blondes discuss their experience while protesting for George Floyd in front of The White House. 

On This Episode Paris Is Cleary Upset. Two Blondes Discuss Being Black In America and Injustice.mBlack Lives Matter. 

On this episode they discuss how to become a female Future. What is your type?  Paris opens up about dating an old rich white lawyer. Does she have sex with him? Tune in to find out for yourself and get your dose of Two Blondes! 

On this episode Two Blondes discuss the meaning of SEX TALK! Paris Sashay believes in lying during sex talk ,but Miz Jaxxxn thinks you should focus on the stroke. Have you ever bust someone's car window!? The ladies continue to share intimate details of personal experiences, tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes! 

Growing up before social media was the best of times. Do you remember dating on the "chat line"? On this episode of "Two Blondes", the odd couple  talk about the wildest place they ever had sex and Miz Jaxxxn's stories get real WILD! Does Paris really sound like a young boy named Terrance on the phone? Or, are people just stupid? Tune in and Subscribe! 

On this episode of TWO BLONDES , Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn enjoy smoking a new strain called "Georgia Peach". Did you know that some pornos have bibles in them? INSANE! Take an indica ride with them as they discuss what they've been during in quarantine this week and share their Honest Ignorance! Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!   

On this episode, Two Blondes discuss the importance of communication during sex, especially when it comes cunnilingus! Do you please a woman like a mango or a flower? Paris Sashay and Miz Jaxxxn dig into their previous man sex files and give you the tea on their personal experiences (good and bad). Did we tell too much? Listen and decide for yourself; Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes! 

On this episode, Paris Sashay rolls a mixed blunt that causes Miz Jaxxxn to feel higher than she planned to be. The Two Blondes discuss Teddy Riley vs Babyface, their dog's first sexual encounter during the quarantine and why Miz Jaxxxn must stay home for her birthday. Of course they don't agree on a lot of things but thats what makes it great! Tune in to get your dose of Two Blondes!

Do you remember Pimp My Ride on MTV? Still quarantined in the house Two Blondes take a trip down memory lane to the limewire and Mapquest era. They talk about Paris experiences being in special ed and Miz Jaxxxn dating a boy who was in special ed. Was Paris a bad ass student or did she just need some EXTRA attention? Have you ever been tricked into attending a pyramid scheme? Tune in to learn a few things and get your daily dose of Two Blondes!

On this episode The Two Blondes are trapped in the house during COVID-19! Being in a relationship stuck in the house together is cute but you still need personal space to stay sane! Is the grocery store the new hang out spot? They discuss how to take "shots" of the blunt and which munchie snacks pair best for certain strands of weed. Between the pollen in the air and the dust in the room who is the first one to get put out for sneezing too much in the house? Are your kids getting on your nerves yet? Ebony talks about homeschooling prior to the coronavirus and gives her insight on how to get through it! Laughter is needed now more than ever so tune in and get your dose! And don't forget to wash your hands!