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If you don't believe you can be too drunk to record a podcast, just listen to the episode we recorded this past Monday. Better yet, don't. Listen to this one, instead. In this last minute, mostly sober re-recording, we talk about state fairs, food deserts, bad experiences camping in the South and the *good* kinds of catastrophic disasters. Enjoy!

Live from the Twitter's Good Couple front stoop: a special Twitter's Good Podcast minisode! Apologies in advance for the clipped nature of the recording. Due to some bullshit software error, small portions at certain parts were cut out randomly.

Back from another extended hiatus, Twitter's Good Couple is happy to bring you our 2017 DSA National Convention special! The stars, the outfits, the obscure parliamentary motions, the NPC drama, and most importantly...the tweets! Enjoy!

This week Twitter's Good Couple are broadcasting live from the Shi-Kay Lounge and they're joined by the pod's first official guests (!!!): Bryn (@nubs_foreman) and Andrew (@JumpinJackFlask). Marvel as we waste this auspicious event by getting loaded, making specious connections between The Simpsons and Indianapolis leftism, and venting our various gripes with other DSA members and their podcasts. Also in this episode: Twitter's Good Girl reveals her amazing fire truck and tupperware-centered psychic abilities while Twitter's Good Boy reveals his uncanny ability to repeatedly miss the D, Enjoy!

Folks, the Central Indiana DSA was hosted by @fartbutt69 and @PolisciTSD for a wonderful Memorial Day gathering and of course Twitter's Good Couple was there to cover the festivities. In this mini-episode are brief interviews on the general topic of Indiana leftism with @CentralInDSA members @Real_MeatCastle, his wife @k8sowelly, and @nubs_foreman. The backing music is a slowed down version of "Silver" by Bonobo.

After 3 weeks off Scott and Kate are back on their bullshit, naming names of fellow socialist conspirators, panhandling, and talking too long about which BBC gonzo journalists their landlord most resembles. Hat tip to friend of the podcast @patttypat for the suggestion of this episode's neoliberal-bashing outro track, "Linke Spießer" by Slime. Lyrical translation from Pat is as follows: Y'all are teachers and (public) functionaries Are "learned," so-called Y'all write books, appear on TV And y'all believe that we're glad to see ya Always critical and political Marx & Lenin on your bedstand But y'all have something against ruckus And gladly make room for pigs Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys I wonder what didja used to be? Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys Y'all ain't learned anything Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys It's really always been this way And when we get aggressive Y'all are suddenly conservative Social worker and student Y'all so free and unencumbered Y'all are socially pretty set But y'all sold your souls to the system And in case everything [starts to] stink to you Your drivel hangs to your neck Then go to India sometime As a Bhagwan follower You're in (Rajneesh Chandra Mohan - sexually liberated but not a very chill guru - mockable Eat Pray Love demographic meant, apparently) Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys I wonder what didja used to be? Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys Y'all ain't learned anything Y'all ain't nothin' but liberal killjoys It's really always been this way And when we get aggressive Y'all are suddenly conservative

Scott and Kate get trapped exploring an old, abandoned mineshaft and only Brassy, a wily collie can save them.