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41 minutes | Mar 3, 2021
The Ballad of the Stolen Jump Rope
Good friend from high school and sensational YouTuber Madison Jo joins turtlebody to reminisce about childhood, good times, and cut-throat high school musical rivalries.
32 minutes | Feb 24, 2021
Leave Britney Alone
Alyssa and Adam give their take on the latest Britney Spears drama after watching the new documentary, Framing Britney Spears.
46 minutes | Feb 10, 2021
Are you smarter than the wart on my toe?
Adam and Alyssa test their knowledge. It goes pretty well, thanks to the American education system...
36 minutes | Feb 9, 2021
Are you kidding me??
Alyssa and Adam play a fun game of "what's that sound?", but not before a brief...hiccup.
31 minutes | Jan 27, 2021
Where would any of us be without telling a few lies now and then??
46 minutes | Jan 21, 2021
The Sun and the Moon and the Stars and the Galaxy
This week we are joined by our dear friend, and vivacious horoscope enthusiast, Rachel Dickson.
31 minutes | Jan 13, 2021
Please Say "Yes" to Accept
SLOW DOWN! There's a turtlebody crossing the road. Adam and Alyssa talk getting in TROUBLE in the premiere of season 2.
38 minutes | Dec 8, 2020
The Legacy of Aunt Cindy
Adam and Alyssa look back on the positive aspects of 2020...featuring a lot of Aunt Cindy.
39 minutes | Dec 2, 2020
The Definitive Guide to Defeating Bedbugs
Adam and Alyssa delve into their traumatic experience with the ultimate evil of BEDBUGS.
43 minutes | Nov 24, 2020
Is Katy Perry actually JonBenét Ramsey?
It's CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!!!!
35 minutes | Nov 17, 2020
Tip Your Servers Well!
A and A dish on their experience working in the food service and offer valuable tips on how NOT to behave in a restaurant.
33 minutes | Nov 10, 2020
Your Dad's Chunky Ass
Alyssa and Adam see how well they can read each other's lips while hilarity and profanity pour out.
39 minutes | Oct 27, 2020
The Witches and the Birds
A and A celebrate Halloween in the most decent, respectable, normal way possible...featuring two small birds.
33 minutes | Oct 19, 2020
13 Lucky Slim Jims
The hens discuss the good, the bad, and the corporate predatory nature of COLLEGE.
33 minutes | Oct 12, 2020
Head Deli Mistress at Wegman's
Adam and Alyssa offer SOLICITED advice to some devoted listeners and are joined by some unhinged guests from the depths of their imagination.
43 minutes | Oct 6, 2020
It was only a matter of time before turtlebody got these humiliating stories off their shell! Featuring some fan submissions from listeners like you!
37 minutes | Sep 29, 2020
Spit or Swallow, feat. Jackson Sturkey
Adam and Alyssa are joined by NYC cabaret artist and good friend, Jackson Sturkey, where they discuss everything from the arts in the age of pandemic to body modification.
43 minutes | Sep 22, 2020
Adam and Alyssa dive into a psychological dissection of the hit franchise "Twilight" and are reduced to horny teenaged girls.
35 minutes | Sep 15, 2020
Questions from You
Alyssa and Adam answer questions sent in to them on Instagram by listeners like you!
48 minutes | Sep 8, 2020
Adam and Alyssa are joined by their very first guest and play a very fun game of 'Red Flags.'
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