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SUP NERDS! Gotta brand new sparkling pile of trash for you! We have an awesome guest on a quest to be welcomed back into the fold after some felonious foibles involving an unholy amount of vomit. We also find out that Tim’s “satchel” taste like cool...

CEEJAY PEES THE BED! We find out what the definition of a best friend is. Semen is the same as pancake batter. Our very own C-Los turns 30 and it was a night not soon to be forgotten. The Texas Fair can suck a back of dongs. We meet Nester the Colorado...

Hello, my sweets! Trash Animals are back with more nonsense! Today I'm joined once again my good buddy Foxy Garcia! Get ready cuz we're talking about cannibalism, how much of a man Bear Grylls is, our aura colors, how going commando is a recipe for an...

HOLY WOW... BIG EPISODE! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENTS! SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT! CAPS LOCK IS ON! Your O.G. trash animals are back together again for a special Trash Animals Podcast! We talk about some rather big life-altering events and recount C-Los' amazing...

WOW. Life is so crazy and random! But you can rely on the Trash Animals doing their best to provide you with quality trash! We're back today with guest Carlos Garcia! We talk about the origins of Peter Pan, how terrible Pam is from The Office and anal...

Ho...ly...poops. Your favorite podcast maybe is back with a fresh pile! We have an amazing show for you today! Standup Comic, Taylor Johnson, joins me in the lair to talk comedy, check out some old soda commercials, listen to some Carly Rae Jepsen and...

Every great movement in history began with a few brave people who took the first step toward change... this is NOT one of those movements. What you're about to hear are the ramblings of two slightly inebriated weirdos who just can't stop talking about...

OH, MY GLOB! How we've missed you all! We can't believe it's been 2 whole months! It's ok though... because the Trash Animals are back... don't cry. We got a special guest on the show so CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Weed by SleepdealerMusic Played in...

SUP YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! In this weeks episode we talk about first jobs! We also talk about being cholos and my former life as a prostitute! BAHAHA! You kids are gonna love this episode! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:J'sus Chroist Remix by Jon Marc PerezMusic...

HAPPY FRIDAY YOU FREAKS OF NATURE! You guys... we talk about anal sex and being drunk on this one. Nuff said. CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Photosynthesis by Saba, Jean DeauxMusic Played in Podcast:Common Ground by Our Last NightVideo Clip: Creed Cover by Greg...

WUS CRACKIN' CRAZIES?! Your two favorite trash animals are back for another episode of your favorite podcast! Trash Animals Podcast Episode 21 is all about people losing their shit! HAHA! Many clips in the show along with a soothing take on the classic...

HEY WEIRDOS! We're back with another episode of your favorite podcast maybe! The Trash Animals Podcast is streaming now! This one is all about politics and religion... just kidding. HAH!! CRANK IT! Opening Tune:Face My Fears - English Version by Hikaru...

HEY YALL DUMMIES! We missed your stupid faces. We're certain you missed ours. Your favorite trash animals are back and with a vengeance! We got another CHECKIN' IN WITH DAD. As well as some music from Charlie Puth. We also have a special interview with...

We pulled it off kids! A mid-week batch-o-trash for you. Because we love all you trash animals out there. You guys, bonus disclaimer for you... if you LOVE DOGS... this isn't the episode for you. LOL PUT YOUR EARS ON AND TURN IT UP!Opening Tune:Soy El...

HO..LY..CRAPS! We're back! New year, same trash animals. Episode 17 is on and poppin'! Easy on the resolutions guys, start off small. Make one of your resolutions for this year be to tell more people about the Trash Animals Podcast! EASY! Get in...

HO, HO, Ho, Pimp! LOL! Happy Holidays, dummies! Happy Christmas and all that junk! In this episode, we recount a lot of "MEMORIES FROM MY YOUUUUUUTH!" (possible new segment) Also we talk a little Red Dead Redemption! GET IN HERE!Opening Tune:Hollow Life...

SUH BRUHS! We back with some more tasty treats for your ears. It's almost dumb 'ol Christmas! Are you reeeeaaadddyyyy???? BAH HUMBUG! Where are all these drunk racist people Carlos keeps running into coming from!? Jeeezzuuuss. Get in here!Opening...

HELLO WEIRDOS! Your weekly dose of gross and stupid is here! Get the latest on the Ceejay and Hot Sauce' relationship! NEW SEGMENT: Checkin' In With Dad! Drunk racist white lady chatter! MY EXCITEMENT LEVEL IS OVER 9,000!Opening Tune:WIN by Jay...

HEY DUMMIES! A brand new episode of the Trash Animals Podcast is here! If you recently got a new job and can now trash talk your old one, are into rimming, or would have sex with a robot, this might just be your episode! Get in this! Opening Tune:Sunset...

Hey, dummies! We got another  episode or your favorite podcast maybe is fresh from the pile! Trash Animals Cult, stupid Christmas, relationship status, fighting for equality, rolling my ankle sucks balls, hard crying, random text: DO IT, Hachie is a...