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84 minutes | Aug 16, 2017
TED Episode 135: Jimie Was Killed by Clowns (Again)
The show starts without Jimie who is unresponsive via text or phone call. This leads to Shawn and Trevor realizing he is dead, and as they are wont to do, honored their dead friend by making jokes in bad taste. They also discuss clowns and Hollywood reboot shame by way of Ghostbusters. Not much about Trump or Nazis yet. Then when the show gets back from break, Jimie is discovered to be alive and... alive, so Shawn brings him up to speed about what he missed (which includes a story about Duff from Prime) and then the gang finally discuss what's on everyone's mind: needlepoint.
82 minutes | Aug 9, 2017
TED Episode 134: You Can't Eat Phish
Shawn and Jimie talk about how Trump is trying to do to North Korea what Daenerys did on Game of Thrones last Sunday. There's also talk about Trevor driving for Uber, the Fukushima scientists saying we shouldn't eat fish anymore and the idea of Quentin Tarantino and Spike Lee doing "Nigger: The Movie." Then in the second half of the show, the gang discuss white trash as portrayed in classic TV sitcoms, a definition which Jimie challenges Trevor and Shawn on, and this leads to some very interesting stories about Shawn's alcoholic mother.
83 minutes | Aug 2, 2017
TED Episode 133: Django Unplugged
So we missed a week, sue us. We’re in your debt, which is why the show starts off talking about debt collection (not really) which then leads into Alex Jones and the income tax conspiracies. Then the gang discuss Shawn’s divorce announcement, Rick and Morty, the firing of Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog’s performer and then the show ends with movie talk. Specifically, how far off remakes have gone, and how they’re apparently taking Tim Burton with them.
86 minutes | Jul 19, 2017
TED Episode 132: Doctor Who's That Lady
Doctors can be women too, ya know! Even time traveling ones! In fact, just hearing someone suggest that a female Doctor Who is a bad idea makes one feel as though they’ve traveled back in time! With the (sex) changing of the Doctor and Comic Con coming up, it’s no wonder that the conversation this week leans heavily on the side of sci fi. That is, until the gang discuss Mayweather, a boxer, fighting McGregor, an MMA fighter, breaking new history.
67 minutes | Jul 12, 2017
TED Episode 131: Ethics of an Ethnic
You guys! They finally did it! They finally made personal saunas! Fuck your mother, this is decadence! Also Shawn, Jimie and Trevor talked about it. That and a new MTV reality series that’s shooting in the gang’s old stomping grounds. They also discuss the perks and perils of being local celebrities, ever-changing pant sizes, politics and Jimie asks his compatriots for advice about the ethics of a family problem.
131 minutes | Jul 5, 2017
TED Episode 130: While My Guitar Swiftly Beats
So the first half of the show is Jimie, now in his 50s, born, raised and living in Detroit, tells us why for the first time in his life he feels he needs to get a gun. His ex-girlfriend’s husband is threatening him and then Shawn gets sick from a bad poke bowl. After Shawn leaves before puking everywhere, Jimie and Trevor talk about their movie The Process, and then get high. Then the show ends the two reminiscing about Don Imus’s ‘nappy headed hoes’ comment.
70 minutes | Jun 28, 2017
TED No Show 14 - Aqua Seafoam Shame
It may be a No Show, but it’s still a NEW show! This show is a conversational horn of plenty for not having been recorded this week. The gang discuss their friend Lori’s first short film, Shawn’s iPhone obsession, Rob McKittrick, and how Trevor killed a puppy. Then, after the break, they discuss falling to death, famous bad singers, living in a gunfire heavy neighborhood and then the convo naturally turns to discussing the film Casablanca.
71 minutes | Jun 21, 2017
TED Episode 129: Some Kind of Retard
Shawn, Trevor and Jimie start with a voicemail from Patrick Duffy, which leads to old radio stories and then Trevor talks about last Thursday when he got booed on stage. Also, wood on cars? After the break, the guys discuss seeing Tori Amos live in concert, the science (or lack thereof) at the end of Back to the Future Part Two and then they get into a discussion about science vs. religion.
76 minutes | Jun 14, 2017
TED Episode 128: Pick A Race Card
Shawn listens as Trevor and Jimie break down how Ice Cube is full of shit for not defending Bill Maher’s house nigger joke, and then the gang discuss another comedian who shouldn’t have apologized: Kathy Griffin. Then on the flip side, we get some brief Hollywood history with a discussion about the ‘Wilhelm Scream’ and then the show ends with news that Bill Cosby’s lawyer, six minutes into the trial, was basically like, ‘fuck it.’
90 minutes | Jun 6, 2017
TED No Show 13: You Can't Blame Country For This
The show starts with Shawn apparently forgetting that these No Shows are recorded ‘in a void’ because he starts talking about Trump news which was current weeks ago when this was recorded, but by now sounds positively retro. Then they talk about that one time Shawn got high and suggest he might again for the show. Then, after the break, Shawn talks about his sister’s drug problems which somehow segues into discussing different types of blowjobs and at the end the gang learn how every new country song is exactly the same. Exactly.
73 minutes | May 31, 2017
TED Episode 127: This Week Will Inherit the Mirth
Let’s skip the pleasantries, Lieutenant. Give me the report. Sir! Shorty Blacky and Tits, this week, talk about accusations of pedophilia among friends, Trevor’s adventure journey to Adult Swim, The President Show, and finally in an effort to keep things light, a discussion about abortion. Very good, soldier.
64 minutes | May 24, 2017
TED Episode 126: Well To Do
This week has been wrought with death and nastiness, and in their usual way, the gang spend all of maybe four minutes discussing it before seguing into their usual routine of crapping on each other and everyone. They talk about Sucker Punch, Shawn losing the house he was going to buy, his totally awesome Blade Runner gun and at the end, Trevor talks about losing a freind on Facebook because he said terrorists aren’t cowardly.
114 minutes | May 17, 2017
TED Episode 125: Adorable and Delicious!
So Shawn lets the show go on for ten seconds before talking about Comey’s firing and the likelihood that Trump will be impeached. Then the guys talk about Chris Elliott, Galaxy Quest and what they would each do if they won the lottery (totally not hack!!). On Side 2, SBAT (Shorty, Blacky and Tits... write it down) talk about drummers, Axl Rose performing with AC/DC in a cast, Wesley Snipes’s tax dodging and hopes for a good Janis Joplin movie.
109 minutes | May 10, 2017
TED Episode 124: Romans Are the New Spearchuckers
Mike Jenkins from Prime joins us for a conversation about how very old we all are, Trevor’s drunk antics on Prime, Jimie’s bad profile picture on the site's host page, and then Jimie’s family troubles. After the break it doesn’t get any better. Shawn got fired from The Walking Dead, Trevor got dumped (but doesn’t talk about it) and at the end, there’s a minute or two about Key and Peele being coons before Trevor brings up Insane Clown Posse’s song about killing Jimie, prompting him to tell the story to an astonished Mike.
80 minutes | May 3, 2017
TED Episode 123: The Nth Word Debate
This week is something out of form for the podcast; a look back. Shawn and Jimie are out of the studio, leaving Trevor to reflect on ‘The Great Debate,’ a discussion from 2015 about ‘Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs.’ This episode was foundational, as well as rare. Animation history goes up against modern sensitivity on this week’s.... thing.
111 minutes | Apr 25, 2017
TED Episode 122: You Can't Do That On Podcasting
Jimie is black. And lots of other stuff. Have you seen the Process? Oh, then maybe skip this episode (and the 30 others we spend talking about the Process).
96 minutes | Apr 19, 2017
TED Episode 121 - Rogue One Intel Zero
Alright fuckers, time to start taking this shit seriously. We are auditioning to get on to Rogue Intel, and submitting this episode to them. Knowing full well that the staff and podcasters on Rogue will be voting based on this episode, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie ramble on about the following things: Actors that played superheroes who kept their suit, the house that Shawn's trying to buy, negative reactions to Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special, and then after the break, there are two searches: one for a daft cunt, and the other for a connection with Frank.
112 minutes | Apr 11, 2017
TED Episode 120 - Prime Cuts (Trevor Off)
Shawn comes back to life in an amazing tale of who cares and he brings a friend with him, that of Rogue Intel’s Prime Podcast’s co-host Patrick Duffy, to help tell the story of how Trevor was a guest on their show, causing the episode not to air (you thought he was bad on THIS show). Later on in the show we learn that Shawn is buying a house, that Jimie’s youngest daughter was in a car accident and that Don Rickles is dead. On the break, TED celebrates the comedy stylings of Rickles by playing an old bit by Bob Newhart.
123 minutes | Apr 5, 2017
TED Episode 119 - The Open Boat
The Open Boat by Stephen Crane is a story about a group of men who are abandoned in a lifeboat that decide to carry on despite the fact that one of their crew has died. This is what has happened with the show this week. Shawn is dead and Jimie and Trevor decide to carry on without him, electing to pretend that he’s not, and will simply be back next week when he gets back from a vacation with his wife. Frank Beasley is later called to pretend that Shawn is still alive, well and merely in Sarasota for a family thing.
125 minutes | Mar 29, 2017
TED Episode 118 - Cousin-fuckery
Back in October, Trevor strolled into an ice cream store and hit on a woman, only to take her to an Italian restaurant. Little did he know that woman was Mama June, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and he had walked onto the ‘set’ of her new show. Zoiks! Then after the break, Shawn and Trevor talk with Jimie about their other podcast, Table Reads, and how, apparently on the latest episode, Trevor said the N word more than actual N words do.
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