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Anthony poses a question to Chip and Jeff: Could the Gulls beat the Ducks at least once in a seven-game series? Also, some genius is paying Gilbert Gottfried on Cameo to make Carolina Hurricanes hype videos, and we need to make some. Also, the Coyotes are a mess, and we have some solutions. Finally we nearly make Jeff puke talking about a reported ritual Corey Perry had for scoring droughts. Rate, Review and Subscribe! Have a question? Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284

Chip, CJ, and Kirstie discuss some of the best NHL moments of the week, and they happened to come from the Bruins-Rangers series. Also, has Nick Ritchie become OK? When is the right time to unleash the Zegras? Chip shares her Tampa experience, her Brad May encounter, Kirstie closes with a rant or two, and more! Email totallyoffsides@gmail.com, tweet @totallyoffsides or CALL (657)666-4284

Someone help the man. Please. The season is about 1/5 in, are Ducks' fans growing frustrations right on time? When is the right time to approach a GM change? Chip, Stephen, and Anthony discuss this and more, including creative ideas for Ducks/Kings games and Anthony renames the Stars' mascot. SUPPORT the NWHL:twitch.tv/nwhl Questions? email totallyoffsides@gmail.com/ tweet @totallyoffsides or leave a VM: (657)666-4284

NHL is back, and it's time to rekindle that good ol' Ducks/Kings rivalry...or is it? Chip, Jeff and Khalid discuss why both teams, or at least one team need to be good to make it worth a damn. Also, the lack of cohesion from the Ducks on anything, and is Chip being cranky about #FlyTogether, or it valid? Rate, subscribe and follow on social media!: @totallyoffsides

Guys, hockey is being practiced RIGHT NOW. Chip, Nick and Anthony give some quick thoughts about Ducks camp, Drew Doughty, Perry to the Canadiens, Lake Tahoe games, Trevor Zegras, the magic that was the Bad Religion livestreams, and more!

Quack Attack is back, Jack...and they're the bad guys? Chip, Anthony and Kirstie discuss the new Mighty Ducks reboot trailer, and it looks...good?? Also, the plans so far with the next NHL season, and how a new-look Western division still could spell disaster for Anaheim. Kirstie rants, the Top Ten Most Valuable NHL teams according to Forbes, and more. Please rate, review and subscribe! Also follow @TotallyOffsides on social media!

There still is no new NHL news, so Chip and the Terror Twins (Stephen and Jeff) take some time to look back at the short-lived glory that was Pro Beach Hockey. The teams, the jerseys, the interviews, all of it, GOLD. And it must return. Also, a rousing game of "Oh yeah, I Forgot About Him". Please subscribe, rate and review Totally Offsides! Follow on the socials: @TotallyOffsides

With a lack of hockey news, Chip subjects Anthony and Khalid to a series of challenging hockey-related "Would You Rather" questions. Hold on to your butts. Also some PS5 and Reverse Retro jersey talk. Please subscribe, rate, and review! Also, follow Totally Offsides on social media: @TotallyOffsides

Well, with a black hole of news this week, this means plenty of time for OTHER stuff with Chip, Kirstie Bender, and Jeff Hardwick. The rumored Ducks 4th jersey, a terrible take on local team fandom, and gatekeeping for women in sports is the gist of it, but there's more. And oh yeah, the rocket thing will make sense. Just take the journey. Also, how much is a rocket, do you think? Please rate! Review! Subscribe! Follow @totallyoffsides on twitter and instagram.

Chip, CJ Woodling and Anthony Ciardelli break down a busy Ducks week the Draft and Free Agency. They give their thoughts on the the picks, Chip butchers some name, laugh at the Sharks, discuss the head-scratching Derek Grant signing, signing Kevin Shattenkirk, probably more laughing at the Sharks, and more!

Chip is here to celebrate all things Corey Perry, even if someone is here to try and poo poo her efforts. Shane and Trevor from Deep in the Crease stop by, and they discuss Game 5, news from around the league, and much more. Rate and subscribe to Totally Offsides wherever you get your podcasts, and check out Deep in the Crease (deepinthecrease.com)

Chip, Anthony, and Khalid discuss the Stanley Cup Final between the Stars and Lightning, Pietrangelo possibly entering free agency, Staal gets screwed by his NMC strategy, Khalid goes off on the Clippers, Sony botching the PS5 preorders, and more. Rate and Subscribe, and follow Totally Offsides on Instagram & Twitter: @TotallyOffsides

The Terror Twins, Stephen Janes and Jeff Hardwick, have come to town with plans of podcast mayhem, will they best Chip? Well, a spaghetti jar almost does. 2020. Also playoff talk, a very educational Send It question, We rank Dave Grohl projects in "Start, Bench, Cut" and more! Please rate and subscribe to Totally Offsides and follow us on Twitter & Instagram! @TotallyOffsides

Chip, Nick, and Kirstie discuss Tony Hawk Pro Skater, things missed about Honda Center, and recap the latest round of the playoffs so far. Also Chip brings a secret break that may be the greatest, or worst thing on this show. Sorry, not Sorry. Please, rate and subscribe and follow @TotallyOffsides on Twitter and Instagram

Chip and Jeff are Joined by Casimir Semlack of 4 the Love of Puck and Joe Drennan to discuss more things beer league, goalie rituals, pay tribute to 99-year old beer leaguer Mark Sertich, and much more. And if you take nothing else away, especially in 2020: "It's chaos...be kind" - Michelle McNamara

Chip is joined by Anthony Ciardelli and Stephen Janes to talk Milbury, perform a postmortem on Round 1 of the NHL Playoffs, and argue about jelly and superheroes, duh! Make sure to rate and subscribe, and follow @totallyoffsides on social media!

Chip, CJ Woodling and Jeff Hardwick discuss all those hockey related things, like Blink 182 and beer. Oh and NHL playoffs, including the Tuuka Rask opt-out. Also CJ and Jeff make a friendly wager, and we need your help with the stakes.

Hockey, right?! Chip, Stephen and Khalid share their thoughts on the NHL's Qualifying Round thus far, including who we all suspect will get that #1 Draft pick, poking fun at the Preds, Hot Takes, and a Start-Bench-Cut topic that may tear the pod apart. Also, we come up with an episode title that Khalid refuses to let us use. Party Pooper. Follow Totally Offsides on Twitter & Instagram: @TotallyOffsides

Chip is joined by co-hosts Anthony Ciaradelli & Kirstie Bender and guest Amy Wesson to celebrate the return of meaningful hockey, discuss goal songs, some backstory on Bro Hymn and discussion about how Seattle should approach their goal songs and much more.

Chip is joined by Jeff Hardwick and Nick Pappas to talk about the pod going into a New Age. Plus, Chip owns a horrible food take, they discuss the Seattle Kraken, the return of playoff hockey, a new segment " Start, Bench, Cut" and much more! Maybe too much.