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Laimewads, we love you. Doing this podcast for the last five years has been incredible. With want to thank you from the bottom of our very full hearts for coming on this journey and keeping us going. Doing Totally Laime has been beautiful and fun, and touching and fulfilling in ways we never could have imagined. We hope you'll join us over at Totally Married, Totally Mommy, and Totally Beverages and Sometimes Hot Sauce - The fun will continue but we'll always hold a special place in our hearts for the original - always and forever, Totally Laime. xo Elizabeth, Psychic Andy, Mascot Ruby, and Baby Oprah.

Laimewads, it's here. The final frontier, the last laugh, the end of the road. And we couldn't be happier because today our guest happens to be one of our all time favorite comedic actors - from two of our all time favorite comedies, (Office Space and Swingers!) ... dun dun dun... RON LIVINGSTON! If anyone in my life had ever told me that Ron motherf**king Livingston would be kicking it in my dining room, drinking a beer with us, we'd have laughed. Well turns out we're still laughing, but this time it's with Ron Livingston, in our dining room, drinking beers!! Staying true to our motto "asking the most important people the least important questions", we discuss urinals, last meals, home remodels and sexual awakening movies. We love Ron. And we love you. Enjoy!

We're bringing inthe big guns and by that we mean the lovely, hilarious and only cries on planes guns - the beautiful AUBREY PLAZA is back to discuss finding skulls, why her sisters are so much cooler than her (impossible!), what it was like being caught in a stand off in NYC, and what its like leaving a job/family as awesome as Parks and Rec after so many years. Its our Last Laugh #2 - Enjoy!

Happy New Year, Laimewads! Our gift to you - The big cheese himself, Hot Saucerman, Space Mosserman, Totally Aweserman is here! SCOTT AUKERMAN is bringing this puppy full circle for our Last Laugh #3 - We discuss all the fun stuff - great ways to die, how stress manifests, delivering babies and we share our New Year's Resolutions! Enjoy!

The man, the myth, the legend, JASON MANTZOUKAS - one of our all time favorite performers (and many people's "ideal man") is back for our Last Laugh #4! We discuss putting out on dates to be polite, why he bought an '89 car on ebay, what his punk bands names were in highschool, how the squatty potty has changed his life and why he has unknowingly made a huge impact in Elizabeth's life in the puzzle department. Enjoy!

Laimewads! It's our Last Laugh #5 and we're pulling out all the stops - the beautiful, hilarious and genius author of "Science For Her", MEGAN AMRAM is back to warm our hearts with tales of Drag Queen makeovers, driving offensive film makers to studios, the thrill of an epic romantic Disneyland Thanksgiving dinner with her Mom, and why a mozz-stick dipped in chocolate sauce and mustard will always hold a special place in her heart. Enjoy!

Dreams come true not just once on TLP but twice! The man himself, PATTON OSWALT is BACK just in time for our #LastLaugh to discuss his fondest movie memories, whether or not hes seen a dead body, the poignant and awesome thing his little daughter told him about speed, and lastly why the Gay Agenda is literally the most boring in the world. Be sure to pre-order his brilliant book Silver Screen Fiend on Amazon HERE . Enjoy!

They're BAaaaack! Elizabeth's besties Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Artemis Pebdani come on to discuss PEARL JAM, their witness protection program ideal lives, gospel singing classes, Pearl Jam, high school teachers, snickers bars, Pearl jam, and Pearl Jam. Its episode #7 of our last laugh countdown - Enjoy!

YOU GUYS!! The wonderful and dapper dude who needs no intro, PAUL to the F to the TOMPKINS is in the house to explain the origins of humble pie, to announce the recent cure thats been discovered for Lou Gehrigs disease, and to discuss why hes now totally cool with Dominoes Pizza! He also gives HIS advice to a past listener question from Totally Married! This is NUMERO 8 of our Last Laugh Enjoy!

It's Episode 9 of our Last Laugh and we're only bringing you the best! TLP favorite Jon Gabrus (Guy Code, Hair Jacked) is here to discuss game show hosting, ridiculous bachelor parties, feminism, and peeing target practice in the shower. Enjoy!

Its a podcast dream come true! Psychic Andys all time hopeful guest is here to charm us all - comedy writer, performer, producer MIKE GIBBONS came on and discussed first kisses, why discussing Maya Angelou was one of the most panicked moments in parenting for him and why Streisands sides are VERY important. Divorce and dead bodies may or may not have also been mentioned. Enjoy!

YOU GUYS, hes here!! The man who puts the T and the B and the D in the BDT. Big Dig Travis is here to discuss what its like havin the legendary BD, his favorite memory with psychic Andy, how he met his future wifey and what Elizabeth and Andy screamed at each other from across the street one drunken eve in NYC. Enjoy!

He's a mega talented improvisor and actor - we especially adore him on Drunk History - the charming CRAIG CACKOWSKI is here to discuss overcast dreams, why he's rockin' an Ultima, his thoughts on foreign exchange students and what it was like being in the presence of the lady herself, Oprah! Enjoy!

He's back! Our neighbor and friend - hopefully future very GOOD friend, talented actor ZACK GOLD is here to discuss his upcoming nuptials, when things are all kismet-y, an insane travel story involving a train and some oscar worthy acting and lastly, why the last time he smoked weed made Elizabeth feel like the coolest kid in school even though she wasnt there. Enjoy!

She's a drop dead gorgeous actress, and model - a fave of ours from Burning Love - and is a total delight! The sparkling DEANNA RUSSO came on and discussed having worked in a car wash (like Elizabeth!) how a mystical necklace has held extremely special meaning to her, and why bungee jumping was a far better experience than skydiving. Enjoy!

In this special episode (Stay tuned til the end for a bittersweet announcement!) We have a TLP favorite - True Blood's MICHAEL MCMILLIAN back to discuss how he handles almost killing someone, how he stabbed himself, which song most represents him, why professors dating their students rubs him the wrong way, and lastly which product on Amazon has the longest title of all? Enjoy!

It's a blast from the past! Elizabeth's dear old friend, hilarious comedic actress AMY ALBERT is here to discuss the good ole' days in NYC, working as a children's party entertainer and an uber driver, why she's not into cheerleaders even though she was one, and lastly her feelings on porn. Enjoy!

He's a hysterical comedy actor and travel host extraordinaire - "Don't Kill Eli's" Eli Newell is here to discuss weird adventure stories, how he fell into running the world's best wiener dog relay race, and why he's the classiest guy around (Hint: he brings flowers to podcasts and he doesn't do any naughty stuff after a date.) Enjoy!

She's the charming and adorable (& confident and 100%%%) Correctional Officer from of one of our favorite shows, Orange Is The New Black, the hilarious LAUREN LAPKUS is back to talk to us about what she had (got?) to do to obtain her cat for free, she shares her perfect skin regimen, and then tells us how Oprah feels in her dreams. Also Psychic Andy does a reading for her which will come to light in June of '15. Enjoy!

He's a talented musical improvisor and actor who does not send dick pics because he's not haphazard - TONY RODRIGUEZ (aka T-Rod) is in the house to discuss dating in LA, what it was like having the person you are playing onstage being there in the audience, and how he handles it when someone cuts in line in front of him. Enjoy!