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Sometimes you have to make your own way in the world, which presents challenges in its own right. Tonight, your favorite ladies are gonna discuss woman in history that worked to pioneer their own path in life

Does that make you horny Baby? Well, have you ever tried food to increase your sexual experience? Has a piece of food just turn you on the right way? Tonight, your favorite ladies talk food. Erotic food to be exact.

moderate your sugar intake, but sometime the right sweet hits the best spot! This week the ladies talk all things sweets! Have a favorite candy? A fond memory of sugary snacks? Connoisseur of delightful delectables?

THE POST OF BYRON C. SHAFFNER IN THE MYTHIC LEGIONS CABAL GROUP SPARKED AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE... WHERE DOES A PERSON STAND IN RELATIONSHIPS WHERE OTHERS DO NOT UNDERSTAND A HOBBY/INTEREST? IN THE SPECIFICS OF A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP, BYRON WAS TOLD IT'S DIFFICULT TO SEE HIM AS AN ADULT BECAUSE HE COLLECTS ACTIONS FIGURES. IN THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES DO A DEEP DIVE INTO THIS ISSUE. FEATURING SPECIAL GUESTS: BYRON C. SHAFFNER MATT "BEANSIE" HURD AND THE MAN, MYTH, LEGEND HIMSELF "MASTERPIECE SHITPIECE" NICK BRAMMER.

WHAT CAN'T DEADPOOL MAKE BETTER?  ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  ULTIMATE NON-SUPER HERO.  HIS SMART-ASS COMMENTS WILL ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE. ON THIS EPISODE, THE LADIES TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT IS BETTER BECAUSE OF DEADPOOL.  BE SURE TO FOLLOW THEM ON YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM AND LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE, THE LADIES SIT DOWN AND DO WHAT THEY DO. CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT IT'S THURSDAY.   SO IF YOU ARE INTO HAVING A LAUGH AND ARE FREE FOR A BIT, GIVE THIS EPISODE A LISTEN.  MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST ON INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, AND FACEBOOK.  BE SURE TO GIVE THEM A REVIEW ON ITUNES.

Holy crap! It's been a hell of a year. This week's episode is a very special one for the ladies of the cast. They are celebrating their FIRST ANNIVERSARY. It looks like they actually figured out what that button did. On tonight's show, the cast will be talking about the podcast life and what this past year in pod has meant to them and how did it help them get through the worst year ever. The ladies have found out many new things and learned more about themselves in the process, all because of this show. So come join them as they walk down the memory lane of this past year.

How are you entering the new year? The new year bring motivation to try something different in your life. The Ladies of The Total Package are gonna discuss what new things they have up to this year and what their upcoming plans are.

What was your favorite gift this year? What was your favorite of all time? What was the craziest give you ever received or gave? What was the goofiest? Tonight, the ladies come back from their holiday hiatus and talk about all the gifts they got. We're talking, holiday cookies, and all the socks you can want.

It's the end of the podcasting year for the ladies of the cast. With that being said, they are going to go out on the New Year's note. So whatcha got planned for the New Year's celebration. Are you gonna zoom party with your friends? Gonna ring in the New Year with your cat's and treat them to real tuna? Maybe you're gonna sit outside and have a socially distanced party with the squirrels and raccoons of the neighborhood.

Ho! Ho! Ho!   What do you want for Christmas?    Tonight the ladies will be talking about the holidays. So we ask you to come sit down on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.  What was your favorite gift? Do you have a special tradition? Are you a re-gifter?    Come join the cast and let us know what your Christmases are like.

IN THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES TALK TEA AMONG OTHER THINGS.   CHECK THEM OUT AS THEY TALK ABOUT TEA AND ALL OTHER DRINKS YOU WOULD LOVE TO TRY, OR NOT.

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY THANKSGIVING IN THIS EPISODE, THE LADIES TALK TURKEY......AND STUFFING, AND CRANBERRY SAUCE, AND POTATOES.  CHECK THEM OUT AS THEY DISCUSS THANKSGIVING AND WHAT THEY DO TO CELEBRATE.

Did you hear that? That bump. Is someone walking behind me? A ghost is an apparition typically associated with the dead. They have been well documented but are widely unaccepted as real but with all those stories it is hard to determine what is real and what is not. Tonight on Total Package Podcast, the ladies are warming up Ecto 1, charging their proton packs,and ready to go on a ghost hunt as they talk about all things ghost.  

HELLO FELLOW CREATURES OF THE NIGHT. HALLOWEEN IS OUR TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND PODCASTING IS THE PLACE TO BE. TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST IS THE BEST PODCAST TO BE YOUR TRUE SELF. SO TAKE OFF YOUR HUMAN MASK AND BRING YOUR CREATURE SELF ON OVER TO HANG OUT WITH THE LADIES OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST.

ON THIS EPISODE OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE, THE LADIES ARE DISCUSSING THE FINE ART OF NAMING.  WHAT NAME HAVE YOU OR WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR PENIS? YOUR BOOBS? YOUR VAGINA? LISTEN AND FIND OUT WHAT THE LADIES HAVE TO SAY

THE LADIES OF THE TOTAL PACKAGE DID IT AGAIN. IT'S A SHOW OF DRIVING OFF THE RAILS.  COME CHECK IT OUT.    LEAVE US A COMMENT FIND US ON THE SOCIALS HIT US UP WITH SHOW IDEAS  

IN THIS WONDERFULLY FUN EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES OF THE CAST HAVE INVITED MS. MAYA TO JOIN THEM AND TALK COFFEE.  OH, YEAH. THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER AND THE STRUGGLE IT IS TO FINALLY BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU REALLY ARE.  AS USUAL, THEY ALSO TALK ABOUT FOOD AND A DEAD OVEN.  SO CHECK IT OUT AND ENJOY.  LEAVE A REVIEW AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.  IF YOU WANT  TO CONTACT US, HIT US UP ON THE SOCIALS.

ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST, THE LADIES TALK FLICKS.  DIRTY DANCING, THE BIG LOBOWSKI, BREAKFAST CLUB AND MANY MANY MANY MORE. CHECK IT OUT AND DROP A COMMENT IF YOU WOULD LIKE.    

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN?   COME HERE OFTEN? IN THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL PACKAGE PODCAST THE LADIES TALK PICK UP LINES.  CHECK IT OUT AND SEE IF THEY MENTION ONE OF YOUR FAVORITES.