65 minutes | May 3, 2021

80. Xenogears Disc 3 For Smash

Support Topic Lords on Patreon and get episodes a week early! Lords: Styger JP http://vectorpoem.com/ Topics: Comestibles as fan fiction The most unexpected CD to be launched from the face of the Cenobite from Hellraiser 3 that launches CDs out of his face. https://cenobite.fandom.com/wiki/CD I got a mandolin slicer for Christmas from someone who was afraid to use it, and I am also afraid to use it. Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ Bustin'. https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1OHha9agg Jeffrey Tambor Is NOT the Guy From "Ghost" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLWybF_pwo JoJo: Trick with cigarettes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJwD8q-OXLQ Oldest food you've eaten. ie oldest substance or object you've consumed. https://youtu.be/Ga5JrN9DrVI Do pigeons love nacho cheese? Here's an alphabetical list of every move in every Mario game, from "1,000-Fold Arms – Paper Mario: The Origami King" to "Zero Laser – Super Smash Bros. Brawl." https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_special_moves A. How would you fix this list? B. Who wants to do a podcast series where we rank them all? Microtopics: Attack the Block. Movies where a delineated area is involved in some kind of fight. Lord quality: trying to keep it high. Cooking dinner as a fusion of the cuisines of the two countries that you are about to watch play a sport. White game designers in the 70s deciding that there isn't anything spicier than paprika in this astonishing fantasy world. Doing some home cooking and inventing a new sandwich in the style of the McDonald's fish fillet. The $100 cheese steak. A chef getting famous by serving incredibly high end Big Macs to rich people. Each bottle of Tabasco tasting uniform even though they're all composed of peppers grown in many different countries. How to explain cenobites to Thomas Jefferson. A transporter accident aesthetic. Not liking the music in the club so you turn the DJ into a cenobite with a CD drive for a mouth. Supertramp's Breakfast in America. All known AOL installer CD-ROMs originating with the cenobite who launches CDs out of his face. A CD that was killed by Mountain Dew. The cenobite with a CD drive for a face launching Xenogears disc 3 at you. Xenogears disc 3 for Super Smash Bros. Sympathy for the developers of Xenogears and in fact of any video game. Novelty CD shapes. CD-ROMs cut to the size of business cards with your portfolio on them. Destroying a slot loading CD drive by putting a small or oddly shaped CD in it. Learning to trust yourself to be around sharp knives. Strapping a mandolin slicer to yourself like a keytar. A great spooky house under the freeway. A house made of neon tubing like the ghost ship at the end of Monkey Island. Telekinesing the furniture. Being haunted by ghosts that are clearly just a couple dudes in t-shirts. Getting a bunch of B-list celebrities to shout "Ghostbusters" and act scared. Getting movie footage for your music video by pointing a video camera at the movie screen. Finding synergies between disparate elements of pop culture. Bleh hands. Slimer with a dozen cocktail weenies in his craw. Reaching a compromise that will allow Ray Parker Jr. to haunt your home in peace. The Ghostbusters hiring spectral Ray Parker Jr. to haunt folks and drum up business. Vincent Schiavelli's filmography. A Ghostbusters/Columbo crossover episode. The trick where Chevy Chase eats a cigarette. Slimer always believing that he ate the whole thing. Food age. Eating extremely old cough drops. Not being able to tell if cough drops have gone bad because they always taste like that. Asking someone with a philosophy degree whether cough drops are a food. Accidentally taking enough philosophy classes to qualify for a degree and someone tracks you down to hand you your philosophy degree like a subpoena. Bog cheese. Whether anyone has successfully eaten millennia-old frozen mammoth meat or if it all turned into black goo. Several thousand year old tomb honey. Unboxing and eating military rations on video. Eating hardtack from the American civil war in 2016. Being extremely upbeat about rancid meat. How to tell if vacuum sealed food has botulism. Having the vocabulary to describe all the different ways food can go bad. Trying to buy civil war hardtack on eBay and bidding on a pile of rocks. The most pigeon-dense place you've lived. Taking incredible risks for a single cheeto. Whether nacho cheese is incredibly beautiful to a tetrachromat. Nacho cheese as a nest building materials. Global incidence of human tetrachromacy. Space photos recolored into the visible spectrum so humans can look at them. Pointing a spectroscope at nacho cheese to figure out what pigeons see. The world's tiniest superpower. How to grow up in America without having played a bunch of Mario games. List of soups. Sitting at your Wizard's Desk for too long and getting Wizard's Foot. Fan wikis taking the shape of fan patience. Begging the wiki editors to turn this list into a normalized database table. An exhaustive list of games in which Mario can jump. An exhaustive list of games in which Mario can't jump. Mario visiting San Francisco. The Golden Gate Bridge existing in the Mario multiverse. Japan fitting perfectly in the Super Mario Bros. 3 universe, because Japan is also a magical foreign land I've never visited. The alternate reality where Mario Odyssey depicted world tourism in a hyper-realistic fashion. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 as a fictionalized depiction of an Olympics that never happened. ESPN broadcasting CPU vs. CPU basketball matches in NBA 2K. 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