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30 minutes | 8 months ago
April 12, 2020
Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by old friend Dean Southby from Manchester, England, to discuss what’s happened since 2017. Play along using #GoRailhawks 1. Since 2017, Toronto beat Seattle (2017), Atlanta beat Portland (2018), and Seattle beat Toronto (2019), which one was most impressive? 2. Which one was most surprising? 3. Since out last show we’ve seen Zlatan, Vela, Rooney and Josef Martinez. Which DP signing has been the biggest splash? 4. Which signing was the biggest impact player? 5. Who is the next big signing and for which team? 6. Since 2017, Cincinnati, Atlanta, Miami and Nashville has begun play with Austin, Charlotte, Sacramento and St. Louis still to come. How will play and the talent pool be effected? 7. When MLS returns I can’t wait to see __________ 8. Since our last show, panel update us on what has happened to you?
41 minutes | 3 years ago
Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank wrap up 2017. You can play along using #powpowpow 1. Who won the US Open Cup? 2. Who won MLS Cup and were you surprised? 3. Give me your early 2018 MLS Cup winner prediction. 4. What is your 2017 story of the year? 5. MLS expansion is coming. Nashville in is, is that a god thing or a bad thing? Who is the next team? 6. Which teams need to have a successful offseason the most? 7. What’s your OMG signing for this offseason? 8. What week of next season does mark go full LAFC?
32 minutes | 3 years ago
October 22, 2017
Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake discuss Decision Day 2017 Play along using #RevsAfterDark
40 minutes | 3 years ago
October 1, 2017
Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by “Old Man” Jeff Krause for a roundtable discussion of the LA Live show, Chicago playing over their heads and the usual tangents. Play along using #ThatsSoMLS
27 minutes | 3 years ago
August 13, 2017
Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake are back to discuss the transfer window, VAR and social media. Join us using #scarfingthestatue 1. The transfer window has come and gone with DC United the clear winner. Please rate your team’s transfer efforts. 2. New England added another attacker in Krizstian Nemeth from KC, and Sigi says LA needs a center forward, Mark, is there another Dos Santos? 3. VAR has arrived and so far the results are not so good. Dallas has had 2 goals disallowed, LA one and Kaka got a red card for goofing around with his friend Aurélien Collin late in last night’s game against NYRB. How long until Mike Petke loses his mind over VAR? 4. Don’t look now, but Seattle is heating up. Clint Dempsey scored his 50th goal for the club and the Sounders are tied for first in the West. Which team is poised to surprise like Seattle? 5. I love the way my team ______. 6. I hate the way my team ______. 7. My team needs to ________ to make the playoffs. 8. Social media is one way to attract new fans, even fans of other sports. Give me some good ideas how to engage fans from other sports.
29 minutes | 3 years ago
July 30, 2017
Brian, Mark and Jake welcome Kenny Price from the 19th Minute Podcast. Don’t get #kiffined play along with us! 1. The USMNT won the Gold Cup. Who from this squad goes to Russia? 2. Mike Petke brought the goods 2 weeks ago with an epic postgame rant. Before the printer broke, what other pictures would he have had for Trey to pass out? 3. Dom Dwyer was traded to Orlando City for essentially a huge Allocation amount. Good or bad for MLS? 4. Another Do Santos is in LA. Good or bad for MLS? 5. Staying in LA: Onalfo is out, Sigi is in and Bob Bradley gets to build LAFC. What are your thoughts? 6. there were four 4-0 results this week, which result was most surprising? 7. MLS All-Star game predictions and thoughts.
30 minutes | 3 years ago
July 9, 2017
Brian, Hank, and Jake are back discussing RSL wins and New England woes. For some reason, Mark got muted when the episode saved. So you can fill in the blanks with your own Onawful rants! Play along using #flimsy and/or #buttertoes 1. We ended last week’s show with hopes Real Salt Lake would pull off an upset in LA, AND THEY DID. What does their 6-2 win do for this RSL team in flux? 2. New England loses at the death to New York Red Bulls, what does this do to a NE team in flux? 3. The transfer window brings many rumors. Chicago is rumored to be in the running for Polish international Jakub “Kuba” Blaszczykowski and Columbian international Juan Quintero. How does Chicago pull off one, or both, moves? 4. LAFC are in talks with Wesley Schnieder and Keisuke Honda, but Chicharito’s salary demands are too high. Mark, when do you switch allegiances? 5. Portland fired their head athletic trainer amidst a 5 game winless streak. Who else can Caleb Porter blame before he gets fired? 6. Hank, when can we expect the next set of Rev’s stadium drawings? 7. The Starting 11 for the MLS All-Star Game vs Real Madrid has been announced. Which pick(s) do you disagree with and who should be added as a sub?
23 minutes | 3 years ago
July 4, 2017
Brian and Chris are joined by an irate Mark after LA’s loss to San Jose in the SuperClassico. Heads up, there is salty language on this one. Play along this week using #LawnDart 1. Which if these will win MLS Golden Boot: Nikolic, Torres, Villa or other? 2. After a quiet showing vs FC Dallas this week, Jozy Altidore has 7 goals and 7 yellow cards. Which does he have more of at the end of the season? 3. Gush about FC Cincinnati 4.What will your team do in the upcoming transfer window? 5. Which if these bubble teams will not make the playoffs: ATL, CLB, NYR in the East, and SEA, VAN, or LA in the West? 6. Mark, how Super was the Classico?
29 minutes | 3 years ago
June 25, 2017
Chris, Jake and Brian are joined by Robert Jonas and he has BREAKING NEWS! Play along using #PaulMariner 1. BREAKING: San Jose has fired Dom Kinnear. Are you surprised and who is next? 2. MYCFC beats Red Bull 2-0, are they a juggernaut? 3. Chicago wins again. Is the word “unstoppable” fair to use here? 4. FC Dallas and Houston played to a 1-1 draw. The big news for Dallas is the return of Mauro Diaz to the starting lineup, but their offensive woes continues. How do they fix it? 5. Is the East better than the West? 6. Mark asks from Hawaii “Jake, did you see the Toronto game? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…..Aloha.” 7. Jake asks, “Mark, does the Galaxy have goalkeeper help on the way?” 8. The roster for the Gold Cup is out and 16 MLS players are on it. Start panicking now. Give me your predictions for results and who takes the brunt of the criticism.
33 minutes | 3 years ago
June 11, 2017 (yes, really)
Join the discussion using #2wins1cup 1. Pick your team’s highlight since out last show in July of 2014. 2. Pick your team’s best move since 7/14. 3. Your team’s worst move since 7/14. 4. Orlando City and Minnesota got promoted to MLS, and Atlanta has formed and com on strong. When will we ever see Miami? 5. Chicago signed German national star Bastian Schweinsteiger. Is he a top 5 all time foreign MLS signing? 6. Didier Drogba is a player/owner for Phoenix Rising, will they be successful in their MLS expansion bid? 7. What does Bruce Arena need to do to turn the LA Galaxy around? 8. Tommy McNamara got a USMNT callus. With Arena’s focus on MLS players, who is waiting in the wings next? 9. Predict the outcome of tonight’s USMNT vs Mexico game? Does the US qualify for the World Cup? 10. MLS MVP and Champion predictions.
23 minutes | 6 years ago
July 1, 2014
This week we poke the bear and talk US Open Cup with Mark. Evan Ream and Jake Catanese are along for the ride. Pile on with #gorailhawks 1. With the US out of the World Cup, sell new soccer fans on MLS in 10 words or less. 2. MLS attendance with raise after the World Cup, true or false? 3. Kaka has officially joined Orlando FC, will his stay be Fantasyland, Tomorrowland or Harry Potterland? 4. David Villa signed with NYCFC and was given a t-shirt since jersey aren’t yet available. When Frank Lampard signs, what will they give him? 5. Tim Cahill played in Friday’s 2-2 draw with Toronto FC after being eliminated from the World Cup. He deserves a few kind words. 6. In the Open Cup, Carolina upset the Galaxy and Eric Wynalda’s Atlanta squad amassed 4 red cards and incited an all-out brawl. Promote Atlanta to MLS, relegate a team, and tell me who the first team is that Atlanta starts a “Slapshot” style melee with. 7. Name other cups Bruce Arena cares about more than the US Open Cup. 8. MLS returned and CHIVAS BEAT RSL! Is this cats and dogs living together or a blind squirrel finding a nut? 9. Peter Vermes remarked that SKC was ‘in the mix” for Jermaine Jones, which naturally, turned into Mix Diskerud. Crank up the rumor mill up into high gear and give me your USMNT’ers to MLS rumors. 10. A MLSsoccer.com article said it was time to push the panic button in New York. Where else should they press the panic button?
25 minutes | 6 years ago
June 8, 2014
Brian, Chris and Hank are joined by Jake Catanese and Evan Ream Play along using #UofPHX 1. A MLSsoccer.com article called FC Dallas Head Coach Oscar Parjea Colorado’s Voldemort. Before Chris puffs out his transparent chest, what MLS players deserve Harry potter characters comparisons? 2. Red Bull NY won in New England for the first time since they were the NY/NJ MetroStars. No question here. I got Chris so it’s Hank’s turn. 3. During the World Cup, I will be rooting secretly for ____. 4. What was your favorite quote form the WSJ article? 5. Jürgen Klinsmann said the USMNT won’t win the World Cup. Compare that statement to other obvious statements like “Erik Wynalda is bad at ____, etc.” 6. The most surprising USMNT game will be ____. 7. The surprise USMNT call up of 2018 will be ____. 8. MLS has a month off. In other professional sporting leagues there are arrests and shootings in their downtime. What will be the MLS headline form the World Cup break?
43 minutes | 7 years ago
May 24, 2014 with Jared DuBois
Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by Jared DuBois from Best Soccer Show and The Corner of the Galaxy Podcast. Play along using #fastpass 1. Last week Mark called Landon Donovan getting cut from the USMNT. Can we do it again this week? Somebody make a bold prediction. 2. Donovan’s 2 goals yesterday were his first of the year. How many does he finish with? 3. Jermain Dafoe scores ____ goals during the World Cup break. 4. Hey, remember the public outcry when Carlos Bocanegra got cut? 5. Jose Gonçalves shut down Eddie Johnson this week. How impressive is that feat? 6. DC United is finally getting a new stadium. Give me your wish list for features you would like to see in it. 7. Mike Petke or John Hackworth fired first? 8. Before the show, Jarod revealed he has never seen the movie “Spinal Tap”, give him a reason or two to see it. 9. Colorado Rapids: wow or wait? 10. Clint Dempsey has commercial endorsement deals for Modelo, Oberto Beef Jerky, and Degree Antiperspirant, which sounds like the result of a bad night of drinking. Give me a USMNT player and their endorsements.
37 minutes | 7 years ago
May 18, 2014 with Jeff Krause
Brian, Mark and Chris are joined once again by Jeff Krause from the Fire Confidential Podcast Play along with #vddonovan 1. Over the last 3 weeks, New England has scored 12 goals (5 in the last 2 games) and is undefeated in it’s last 5. With no Hank this week, let’s say something nice about the Revs. 2. True or False: Vancouver is responsible for New England’s current success? 3. With the 1st allocation spot, Toronto FC should _______. 4. Toronto FC and LA both have 3 games in hand; watch out or so what? 5. Find Mark a new “sh!t the bed” phrase as he has worn out the original. 6. Colorado finally has a shirt sponsor and it’s not Chipotle. 7. SweetTarts or Spree? 8. MLS is hinting they will expand into Las Vegas. Give me their team name and shirt sponsor. 9. True or False: Dafoe and Martins being left of their International squad rosters is bad new for MLS? 10. Which USMNT player gets left off the World Cup squad and comes back to make MLS pay?
29 minutes | 7 years ago
April 27, 2014 with Jason Longshore
Brian, Mark and Chris have Jason Longshore on this week. Jason is Chief Development Officer of Soccer in the Streets and we encourage you all to check that organization out and help how you can. Check out their annual Black Tie Soccer Game. Join us using #ChichaPlease 1. Set pieces or run of play? 2. True or False: As Brad Davis goes, so goes the Houston Dynamo 3. Caleb Porter, Frank Yallop and Frank Kloppas walk into a bar, which one survives the World Cup break? 4. Dominic Oduro has a pizza inspired haircut. Give me another MLS player and his object in spired haircut. 5. Bradley Wright-Phillips will score ____ goals. 6. DC and New England have 11 points, Toronto FC has 9 and LA has 8. Who makes the playoffs? 7. The Atlanta Silverbacks will ______ in 2017? 8. Your thoughts on Eric Young as TNA Champion 9. The World Cup will hurt _____, and help _____ 10. Chicharito will be Miami’s DP: true, false, or Chicha please?
31 minutes | 7 years ago
April 13, 2014 with Stephen Brandt
Brian and Mark are joined by Stephen Brandt from the Yellow Carded Podcast Play along this week using #Dsnuts 1. Portland tied Chivas this week, is it worse than a loss for Portland? 2. RBNY is winless. What French word describes their play? 3, Atlanta is in MLS, will they thrive or join the Walking Dead? 4. St. Louis, San Antonio or Minneapolis joins next? 5. Clint Dempsey has 5 goals in 2 games, after a 2 game suspension. He is in form or peaking too early? 6. The USMNT player I hate the most in MLS is _____. 7. Brek Shea back to MLS would be _____. 8. Favorite comic book movie? 9. Team themed concession items 10 MLS Commissioner Don Garber announced he is seeking treatment for prostate cancer, is this the first sign of transparency in MLS?
23 minutes | 7 years ago
April 6, 2014
Brian, Hank and Chris are joined by Matt Ream from the Olympico podcast Play along this week using #mattshair 1. FC Dallas won a canon with their 4-1 win over Houston this week. Give me better rivalry prize ideas besides trophies. 2. WrestleMania 30 is tonight, will the Undertaker’s streak go to 22-0? 3. Montreal traded Andrew Wenger to Philly for Jack McInerney, which team won that deal? 4. True or False, Real Salt Lake and Sporting Kansas City played to a 0-0 tie because of all the people out for the USMNT game this week. 5. Who is the fastest guy in MLS? Our man Tyler says Jair Benitez from FC Dallas. 6. Who is the MVP so far? 7. Omar Gonzalez’s hair is a reverse Samson, discuss. 8. Clint Dempsey had a hat trick this week vs Portland, and claims it’s “just the beginning” for him in Seattle. How many goals does he combine with Obafemi Martins to score? 9. Montreal, DC, LA, or San Jose – who finishes at the bottom of the table? 10. Finish this sentence: With all the influx of talent, the MLS vs Bayern Munich score will be ______
24 minutes | 7 years ago
March 30, 2014 with Jeff Ballard
Brian, Hank and Chris are joined by Jeff Ballard Play along this week using #tyler 1. The replacement refs were better, true or false? 2. Through 4 weeks, which team has been the most impressive: Columbus, FC Dallas, Real Salt Lake or Vancouver? 3. RSL is still playing well without Jason Kreis, this is amazing or an anomaly? 4. Who makes the playoffs now, NY or Chivas? 5. I will be surprised if _____ continues playing at their current good/bad form 6. Who hits the panic button first, DC, Portland, Chicago or San Jose? 7. How munch longer does Ben Olson have? 8. The best kind of cheese is ______? 9. Marco DiVaio returned and got Montreal their first point, is he all they have? 10. Best rivalry in MLS?
23 minutes | 7 years ago
March 23, 2014 with Mark Fishkin and ELAC
Joining Brian and Mark this week are Mark Fishkin from the “SeeingRedNY” podcast and ELAC from the “What the Flock?!” podcast. Join the discussion this week using #12toes 1. LA Aztecs or LA Gunners? 2. Clint Dempsey was suspended 2 games: good call, bad call or HOW DARE MLS? 3. MLS is out of the Champion’s League, yeah or meh? 4. If MLS had an “Easy button”, a la Staples, what’s the one thing you would change about MLS? 5. Name your intro song 6. NY now has a red team and a blue team, just like Manchester. Using that, Henry equates to ___in Manchester lore? 7. Inter MF Cambiasso is rumored to move to MLS: which teams signs him, which team needs him? 8. Seattle supporter’s “Away Robbery”, noble cause or simply whining? 9. Chivas USA wins ___ games this year, makes playoffs? 10. RBNY wins ___ games this year, makes playoffs?
36 minutes | 7 years ago
March 16, 2014 with Jeff Krause
Joining Brian, Mark, and Chris this week is Jeff Krause from the Fire Confidential Podcast This week’s hashtag is #grantwahl 1. Biggest surprise of MLS so far? 2. TFC vs SEA: statement game or not? 3. Clint Dempsey had a goal and a cup check this week; is he frustrated, petulant or enigmatic? 4. Is there a bigger whiner in MLS than Will Johnson, Chris Wondolowski or Robbie Keane? 5. Does Jozy Altidore come back to MLS? 6. Puma, Adidas or Nike? 7. Grant Wahl picked New England to win MLS Cup, is he crazy like a fox or crazy like an actual crazy person? 8. Does a MLS team win the Champion’s League this year? 9. Nicolas Anelka has been cut by West Brom, which MLS team signs him? 10. Name the MLS player that has the biggest impact in the World Cup this summer.
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