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SKRRRRRRRRT. We're back baby boys and girls. In this episode, Joey and I talk about my road trip with Emily, Joey's fear of dancing at weddings, and how to properly remove an earring. Enjoy!

Happy Pride Month! Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about companies pretending to care about their customers, getting poop on our hands, and Tropical Smoothie Cafe. Enjoy!

OHHHH SHE CAN'T HEAR NUTHIN HUH?!? Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about my first time back to the theater post covid, A Quiet Place Part 2, and Emily's newly acquired super powers.

WEEEEEEEEEEE back. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about boobie mugs, picky eaters, and high school dress codes. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday to all the moms out there. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about Sons of Sam, decomposing dogs, and China bombing the world. Enjoy!

TO THE WINDOOOOOOW. TO THE WALLLLLLL. Joey had a lady try to touch his balls. In this episode, we talk about strip clubs, jet ski accidents, and how to deal with customer service. Enjoy!

Boxing is dead. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, we talk about the Jake Paul fight with Ben Askren, Bhad Bhabie's OnlyFans, and my traumatizing frog experience. Enjoy!

STOP. DROP. Rest in peace, DMX. In this episode, Joey and I talk about toilet paper math, hitting the right spot with a bidet, and my new career path. Enjoy!

D.C. is bad. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Clark, Joey, and I talk about how to properly eat pancakes, Discord being a god tier platform, and the new Suicide Squad reboot. Enjoy!

Joey. Will you accept this rose? Welcome back everyone! In this episode, we talk about #asianhate, some fresh TOO SERIOUS. beef, and the unreal amount of ignorance surrounding the bachelor. Enjoy!

CHUGGA CHOO CHOOOOOO! Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about the allegations against Governor Andrew Cuomo, Adobe being an absolute rip-off, and what Joe would be like as an interviewer. Enjoy!

WE DID IT BOYS.... well, kinda. In this episode we talk about the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp debacle, Xir Potatohead's new name, and forced tipping in restaurants post covid. Enjoy!

WELLLLLLP. Daddy is back to the log cabin. Is it too soon? In this episode, we talk about fake celebrity friendships, parking ticket scams, and living with your in-laws. Enjoy!

ALEXA CALL THE POLICE. Happy Valentimes Day everyone! In this episode, Joey and I talk about the new Amazon Alexa commercial, the lack of mature ratings on books with adult content, and FedEx being a hot pile of gar-baj. Enjoy!

Welcome back, Jakey-poo. In this episode we talk about questionable cosmetic surgery, the corrupt buffalo dioces, and how to blow up a nuclear power plant. Enjoy!

MONKE. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, Joey and I talk about Law and Order, Godzilla vs. Kong, and dudes with big hairy backs. Enjoy!

HIYAAAAAAA. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. In this episode, we talk about cryptocurrency, the Keystone Pipeline, and a teacher’s responsibility to inspire their students. Enjoy!

JOSEPH ANTHONY, YOU’RE GETTING THE SPOON! Let’s talk about raising kids, your three wishes from the Fairly Odd Parents, and how to properly use a standing urinal. Enjoy!

STROKE MEEE STROKE ME! Let's talk about the stroke, misheard song lyrics, trying new things, and Trump getting kicked off of Twitter. Enjoy!

NINETY-SIX DOLLARS AN HOUR TO BE A GRANDMA. Welcome back to TOO SERIOUS. Let's talk about Kobe Bryant's insane mother in law, vigilante justice, and the anti-masker stigma. Enjoy!