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With USQ Cup 12 in the books, we discuss who shined the brightest ⭐and who's hopes got blown 💨 away. We talk to the finalists Cal, usual UCLA and some dude from UVA about their performance, and discuss each Flight, and the bracket at large. We close it out by taking some questions from our fans! 

We bring you the hottest takes on all the teams that attended West Regionals 🏆 followed by a rant about the future of west quidditch 🤾, why it's stagnant, and what can be done to fix it. Why did Long Beach  🌴underperform? What does this say about the Breakers 🌊? Who's the MVP of the tournament? What about the mailbag questions? Idk we definitely don't talk about it

West Regionals just happened and we now have a new collegiate champion in ⛪️Utah State⛪️. We recap the shenanigans from this weekend on the collegiate end. Join us as we talk to the finalists and not so finalists about the way things shook up

We dish out the deets on the biggest quidditch event yet: 😇Heroes vs Villains😈 Invitational II. We talk about who's hot and who's not, who's got the goose and who's going loose. The biggest, the baddest, but mostly the worst, we bare it all. Nobody's undefeated and we tell you why.

This week we chat with Bosnyan Bearsharks' Basem Ashkar & Perry Wang to discuss what is going on in Rochester and why they made 4 different versions of a team before just playing for BosNY anyway. Also Basem talks about a middling UR team that is still coping with having Ethan as their coach. Oh and some lukewarm HVI takes since the rain in LA is dampening our interest.

Ahead of Heroes Villians Invitational, we chat with 🚂Boom Train🚂 coach Nathan Digmann, and local loser Tad Walters to discuss why the heck Boom Train exists and what HVI2 might look like.  

The usual gang chats about The Chandra Classic & The Sanford Classic and why nobody should name their tournament after players anymore. First takes on UCLA & Gambits of the season

We sit down with Cal, UCLA, & Utah State Quidditch to talk about WCC, their team's ceilings, and the Utah State growth.

🐫s1 e9: Almost as preachy as J. Cole 🐫 This week we say really PC things about Major League Quidditch, how US Quidditch can easily improve the player/team experience & The Papa Scapa Showdown while enjoying delicious milkshakes at Cafe 50's.D

💦The West is a drop in the Quidditch ocean. 💦 s1e9: West Isn’t Best (Enable Downloads Please) This time we drop a game changer to west for next year, discuss West vs the nation. Ryan Pfenning and Ardin Lo talk about why USA will lose World Cup. And we finally decide who’s going to WxSW.

⛄️If you win a national championship, UR a nerd⛄️ s1e8 We didn't get Perry Wang or Basem Ashkar, but we broke our NO SKYPE rules for the dude with the fanny pack, the University of Rochester coach, Ethan Ganesh Warren. Here are the secrets to winning a national championship. How US Quidditch Cup can be run better and who is Quidditch at the University of Virginia??????

🛴All the good teams are starting their own league (gambits deepthroat edition)🛴 s1e6 Where we talk about how to run regionals correctly. USQ doesn’t know what they’re doing. Why Pfenning, Ardin and Cal Quidditch are just a one-and-done.

🕺We hit the Long Breach to get to the Truth this time🕺 s1e5 Where we talk about why Michael Aguilera and Alexia Barnes run The Long Beach Funky Quaffles Quidditch Team. Why LBFQ won't qualify for nationals, Andrew Burger is a complete garbage beater and why Lost Boys and Gambits are useless.

🥦Daily Dose of Truth🥦 s1e5: winning is good Where we talk about Caleb's INCUMBENT concussed casuistry. We also talk shit on refs sucking and why ASU Quidditch won't qualify for nationals

👏🏽 The Lost Boys Quidditch Club clap back 👏🏽 s1e4: Wholesome Quidditch Talk You thought Tony could talk? Have you talked to Seto? This is our longest episode and we'll try to keep it that way. We talk about why USA Quidditch will never beat Quidditch India. (Hint: It's because we don't have egos.) And talk about why the Nomads need more discipline, not more jerseys.

🏆The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off🏆 s1e3: All it takes is a twelve rack of Bud Light Where we tackle Heroes vs Villains Invitational, Tony & Steve's opinion on why The Lost Boys Quidditch Club actually suck and what it takes to be a significant contributor to the quidditch community around you. Sorry for the length of the podcast. You know how it is.

⚜️Even better than it was the last time. ⚜️ s1e2 no shower sunday Where we talk about the 6th Annual Wolf Pack Classic, Kelby Brooks’ hydration issues, and the art of giving advice