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This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching the first six episodes of Hit Parader’s NO COVER, a YouTube reality show in which bands compete for a chance to get signed to Sumerian Records. Is that a good prize? We discuss! Join us as we revel in an all-celebrity judge's panel destroying the hopes and dreams of annoying local bands. Alice Cooper, Tosin Abasi, Lzzy Hale, Gavin Rossdale, and the other one all join in taking on metal dorks, theater kids, fameballs, and posers. Wanna watch the show? It's over here on YouTube. This week we cover the first six episodes. Stay tuned for our wrap up of NO COVER Season 1 when we cover the final five episodes.  Music featured on this week’s show: Innumerable Forms – Built on Wrought You can listen to this program on Spotify if you really want to. Rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes to get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: Maybe Dimebag Darrel was racist? / The downfall of Vince McMahon / Breno makes us play Am I The Asshole and we discuss how to be a caring and attentive partner (also we learn that Imagine Dragons got their start working on the cursed Spiderman broadway musical) / We get an incredibly difficult question from a listener: “What, exactly, do you people actually like listening to?” Damn. Join us as we try to figure out what we like. Music featured on this week’s show: Splintered Throne - The Greater Good of Man Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Gen X correspondent Ian takes over Toilet Radio this week for a lengthy chat with Frost of Satryicon. Hear Frost talk about the newest Satryicon record, fine art, the evolution of black n' roll, and their collaboration with the Edvard Munch museum in Oslo. If, for some reason, you're not able to hop a flight to Norway and see the exhibition in person, listen to Frost describe the experience here. The highlight of this interview for me is a deep discussion about black metal fans preferring awful MIDI synth noises rather than real instruments. Join us for perhaps our most Norwegian episode yet. Music featured on this ‘sode: Satyricon – Repined Bastard Nation from Ten Horns - Ten Diadems Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

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We’re talking about hit Netflix original series Stranger Things, or rather specifically, Metallica on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. Even more specifically, we’re calling bullshit on manufactured PR coverage that old metalheads are somehow gatekeeping Metallica being featured on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. It didn’t happen! NEXT UP: We take a look at the latest price catalog from Polish metal clearinghouse VIA NOCTURNA. Disturbed is in the news this week for some dumb bullshit so we use the opportunity to talk about BIG JOHNSON t-shirts and what we’re watching on Tubi. Autofocus is on there! Pretty good, check it out. Finally, RIP to the former prime minister of Japan, Tony Sirico. Music featured on this ‘sode: Endrot – Countdown Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

The audacious audionauts abscond with Spooky to broadcast the TRUTH that they DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE 🛸🛸🛸 This is a communique from Radio Free Toilet, livestreaming the REAL NEWS the government doesn't want you to know from our secret bunker.  Are you ready to have a steaming pile of truth dropped right on your chest?  Are you ready to have your mind blown more than an episode of Ancient Aliens filmed at Roswell scored by Blood Incantation?  Cause there's some REAL SHIT going on out there and we're here to drop some knowledge bombs so you can tell your family/friends/future ex to DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH.  Through our secret contacts we've picked up five raging tunes that they DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE, and prove once and for all that IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR WEAK SHIT.  So grab your plushy Skully and Mulder, don your tinfoil FREEDOM HAT, and tune that radio to 66.6 FM for some fire-ass bangers from the trvest kvltest regions of outer space. New Music Features This Week Hans's Picks Dephosphorus - Starless Cognos - Cometary’s Waltz Eenzy's Picks Hoth - Journey into the Eternal Winter Froglord - They Came From Saturn Spooky's Picks Cosmic Atrophy - The Void Engineers

This week on Toilet Radio we bullshit about a bunch of things and also drop big ass news months before every other outlet wakes up. This week’s shit:  We’re going through our dad’s iTunes libraries and jamming out / Eskimo Callboy decided a good fuckin’ 15 years after the fact to finally change their stupid name / Synthesizer guys are worse than guitar guys / The only good thing about the fourth of July: competitive hot doggin’ / ***We scoop every media outlet on earth with gossip about the hottest metal reunion of 2023*** / Toilet ov Hell is now an official metal PR front / The time the guy from Adema ate 18 ice cream sandwiches and wrote his band’s biggest hit on the spot. / Finally, we close it out with a chat about Jamey Jasta bringing back Milwaukee Metal Fest. Music featured on this ‘sode: Vomitrot – Emesis Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week we’re talking about feeling hopeless amid endless crises, both personal and global, while trying to just jam out. We also take a look at the latest machinations from Megadeth Inc., including cassettes, straight-to-DVD videos, and geriatric riff salad. They’re back! Ozzy is back with Todd McFarlane, Jeff Beck(?), and a bunch of other folks for a new record. We never have any idea what to expect from his very late career material but the riffing sounds p good to me imho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Finally, we choose to redirect all of our anger onto Liquid Death, a canned water company backed by venture capital that confused with own metal-focused marketing with actual metal clout. EAT SHIT, BRAND. Music featured on this ‘sode: Defect Designer – Trolls Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

Heyo - we're back again, with all the consistency you'd expect from some riff-raff babbling on your third favorite toilet-themed podcast. And we've got Spear with us! It's been a while so I'll keep it brief.  We've got some rip-roarin' North American folk metal that shreds banjo instead of weird Finnish lutes, some American black metal tryhards killin' it oxymoronically, and more French(-Canadian) song titles we half-heartedly struggle to pronounce, per ushe. What more could you want? New Music Features This Week Hans's Picks Vermörd - The Nine Circles Survival Instinct - Fatal Venin Eenzy's Picks Beyond the grasp of light - the blackened shapes Ceremoniële walging - brand de steden plat Spear's Picks Iomair - Gallows Humanotone - Light Antilogies

Aw hell, it's another themed 'sode. This week it's all about mostly forgotten side projects from some of the biggest names in metal. Let's talk about the good, the bad, and the extremely embarrassing side projects that just never went anywhere. We've got Dave Mustaine & Lee Ving's MD.45, Rob Halford & John 5's 2wo, Geezer Butler & Burton C. Bell's G//Z/R, Cameron Loesch from Born of Osiris's rap side project CSL, Chuck Billy & Steve Souza's Dublin Death Patrol, Pestilence & Cynic teaming up for C-187, and a whole, whole bunch of well-known metal dudes + Nergal for Voodoo Gods. Joe also talks about going out to see Dischordia/Sunless/Trucido one night (great!) and the Trailer Park Boys the next (awful!) - Overall p good episode imho. Music featured on this ‘sode: Lots of junk and also Trucido – Please Fuck Off Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: We invented straight edge beer. Also, Five Finger Death Punch (I know, I know) is back with a new single that explores ground never before covered in music: what if a carnival was EviL???? We discuss children’s literature that knuckledragging bands can use to help write lyrics. We’re celebrating Tim Lambesis new marriage and commiserating that 3 members of As I Lay Dying have left the band citing a sudden sense of clarity lol. Breno tells us about being in the Bad Kid Hall of Fame and we see the latest revelations that the FBI has been funding Aosoth for 20 years via the failing Order of Nine Angles. Sad! Finally, we talk about a bunch of dorks getting arrested in a U-Haul truck and the Duke Nukem movie that will probably (hopefully) never happen. Music featured on this ‘sode: Temptress – Hot Rails Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Breno discuss what it's like to be a human rotting towards middle age. We're talking about the failure of starting a band on Craigslist, refusing to engage with music, and finding new hobbies to get into forum arguments about. Breno regales us with a tale of seeing Kirk Hammett forget how to play guitar at a festival populated by young pop bands and... Weezer. Ugh. ALSO, Amon Amarth has a new track out and we finally get an answer to the question, "What if Five Finger Death Punch tried to rip off Bolt Thrower?" In better news, Mercyful Fate has new music and there's a trailer for a new Beavis and Butthead movie! Breno sends nice pedals to up-and-comers Knoll and we impotently yell at the Federal Reserve for making us broke as shit. Music featured on this ‘sode: A Wilhelm Scream – GIMMETHESHAKES Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We got a lovely email from a listener asking, "So what exactly do I do with the information that Matt Pike is big time into antisemitic conspiracy theories?" We're also talking about what was the final Maryland Deathfest(?) including: Will Rahmer's Big Weekend Out, people doing gross shit, barricades burst, beer shortages, and a death in the middle of a festival. Can't say I blame the organizers for calling it quits. Exhorder has a new guitarist: Pat O'Brien, formerly of Cannibal Corpse. Weird! Akhlys got mad about not being included in the festivities and had to look up some synonyms about it. Finally, Prosthetic Records is now sponsoring our favorite soccer team: The Glossop North End Football Club. Everyone knows we've been lifelong fans of this club so it's a nice surprise. Music featured on this ‘sode: Cave In – Blood Spiller Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re talking about INFLATION and I don’t mean erotic images online! Classic rock VJs cannot handle the cost of chicken parmesan. Joe cannot justify spending $29 on apples. Inflation is so bad that Vince Neil is forced to do ads for payday loans. And amid all this, Metallica thinks you'll spend $1600 on a record player? And here comes Universal Music Group gouging the price of vinyl? Get right outta town! We're also talking about Matt Pike's descent from fun, drug-addled weirdo to "Jewish banker" conspiracy mongering. Not great! Finally, we're talking about the imminent return of Power Trip. Folks, it's an episode. Music featured on this ‘sode: Low Cunning – I Refuse to Believe This Multi-Level Dungeon Was Formed Naturally Over Several Eons Because There Are Fucking Stairs Between Floors Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: The metal community lost an absolute titan of the scene this week and we wanted to spend some time remembering our friend. But I promise this episode isn't all tears, we'll also get into the fun, stupid things (we assume) you want to hear. Including: Dismember personally killing Maryland Deathfest forever in a convoluted attempt to avoid the Fauci Ouchie. Looks like Sweden ain't such hot shit now! ROCK N ROLL CORNER. We then take a look at the latest trend that's no good: cancel-culture-themed albums from Polish legacy bands. MOVIE CORNER FEAT. ROBERT ZOMBIE AND CHRISTOPHER GUEST. Finally, The Nuge wants to crack your skull open. BRB getting a come and take it tattoo on my forehead. Folks, it's a podcast. Music featured on this ‘sode: The Black Dahlia Murder – Sunless Empire Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: we’re taking a quick detour to the movie theater to check out The Northman (feat. Willem Dafoe’s giant dick). From there, we discuss a Tik Tok rapper’s take on Slayer’s Raining Blood - it’s the future of rock, unfortunately! Judas Priest enters the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and for one brief, shining moment, Eddie Trunk was silent. We’re getting excited about Sharon Osbourne’s thrilling new documentary series focused on the topic everyone associates with Sharon Osbourne: cancel culture. We have a long discussion about the imminent loss of rights to bodily autonomy so if you don’t want to hear that, I recommend you skip this episode. Finally, we talk about Danzig’s decision to call it quits. Folks, it’s been a week and it's been an episode. If you'd like to help people get necessary medical care, check out this link and give some dough if you're so inclined. Music featured on this ‘sode: Old Nick – Ghost O' Clock Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: I’m sick lol. Topics include melting high-end audiophile gear, HIT PARADER PRESENTS: NO COVER, Sully Erna and Dez from Coal Chamber almost died from covid, and we argue over the ethics of seeing our friends naked. The big story this week: Avenged Sevenfold took donations to pull off some shady crypto scheme that sent a handful of empty plate carriers to Ukrainians. We dive into the whole mess. Also, Tattoo the Earth returns 20 years later with Hatebreed in the exact same slot, GBK listening party, Kirk Hammett's solo material and the boys teach me the real reason Jason left Metallica. It's a good one. Music featured on this ‘sode: passionplay – Parasite Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: Breno and Jordo take over to talk CONTENT OVERLOAD. Also: Decibel is starting their own metal label, and the consolidation of the metal media sphere continues. Metal Hammer wants you to know the TOP 10 BEST nü metal singers because that's the information Metal Hammer readers demand to know. Is this the end of Maryland Death Fest? It looks like 2022 will be the final MDF. RIP Cynthia Plastercaster. Finally, Tool is FunkoPopping their way to the Billboard Charts again with limited edition variants of that album nerds can't get enough of. Folks, it's a good one. Music featured on this 'sode: Static Abyss - Labyrinth of Veins Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: we watched Metal Lords, an R-rated teen dramedy aimed at a teenage and/or Gen X audience. Written by D.B. Weiss (Game of Thrones, "Flowers for Charlie") and directed by Peter Sollett (Untitled Minecraft Film), Metal Lords is a movie that exists for an audience that may not exist. Jordan and I compare and contrast the experience of being a teenage metalhead with the actions depicted on screen, celebrate unexpected violence as the apex of comedy, and argue over whether or not this movie is worth half a shit. Join us for this 80-minute podcast about a 98-minute movie. Music featured on this sode: Skullflower – Machinery of Torment (the song from the movie. it's p good, actually!) Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio: we watched Metal Lords, an R-rated teen dramedy aimed at a teenage and/or Gen X audience. Written by D.B. Weiss (Game of Thrones, "Flowers for Charlie") and directed by Peter Sollett (Untitled Minecraft Film), Metal Lords is a movie that exists for an audience that may not exist. Jordan and I compare and contrast the experience of being a teenage metalhead with the actions depicted on screen, celebrate unexpected violence as the apex of comedy, and argue over whether or not this movie is worth half a shit. Join us for this 80-minute podcast about a 98-minute movie. Music featured on this sode: Skullflower – Machinery of Torment (the song from the movie. it's p good, actually!) Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.

This week on Toilet Radio we're discussing alcohol withdrawal, rat infestations, and furries. And then at the 10-minute mark we start this week's show: FAKE BANDS. We're talking about some of our favorite (and least favorite) bands created explicitly for the purposes of a fictional narrative. Enjoy this non-exhaustive list of bands on this week's show and then stab that play button. The Oneders (That Thing You Do!), Scäb (Home Movies), Spinal Tap, Otis Day & The Knights (Animal House), Steel Dragon (Rock Star), The Lone Rangers (Airheads), The Aint Rights (Green Room), Josie & The Pussycats, The Misfits (Jem & The Holograms), Thoth (Something Awful), Deathgasm, The Power of Wings (Key & Peele), Black Roses, The Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother Where Art Thou), The Queen Haters (SCTV), The Rutles, The Monkees, Death Lurks (Kids in the Hall), Mouse Rat (Parks & Recreation), Darlene McBride (MadTV), and Drake (Degrassi). Due to this episode, it is with great regret I announce that we will be watching Lords of Metal on Netflix for an episode soon. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to Toilet Radio on iTunes so you’ll get new episodes automatically. Or use Stitcher if you don’t fuck with Apple.