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Here it is, boys: the final episode. And in true Toga Party fashion, the audio is fucked up. 

A gentleman arrested just for expressing himself. Exchanging Arby's for sex. Killing your stepdad by atomic wedgie.

A bodybuilder is marrying a sex robot. A poor man is displaced by a daycare center. You'll never believe what happened at Jeffrey Epstein's party. 

Sunning your asshole. Sucking urine from a chinese man's bladder. A breakthrough re: sneaking into women's bathrooms. A poor gentleman's horse is stolen. Another shit dumper. 

A Chinese boy performs an interesting science experiment. Pretending to be disabled to get a nurse to wipe your ass. Animal lovers in Arizona.

A homeless gentleman gave a lady a present. A breakthrough in the realm of fart pills. A handyman found a new use for a screwdriver. A very disturbing incident at KFC. 

The little mermaid. Murdering porn stars. A cool old guy. Registered sex offenders are treated very unfairly yet again. 

I don't know man. something about a camel and a guy humped a toy.

A guy got arrested just for destroying people's tires when they wouldn't let him have sex with their horses. A gentleman injected his schlong with silicone. Orthodox Jewish sex parties. A very impressive stalker.

A rather strange thing happened to a man's genitals. A young man that couldn't wait to become a father. You won't believe what some grave robbing teens did. A dementia fight club. 

People are mad at the world's greatest activist. A confusing tale about an old kid. 

A guy showed his schlong to people to get out of trouble. You will never guess what a woman cut off with garden shears. A very deep discussion of important current events. 

You'll never believe what happened to a Mexican man's penis. A Ukrainian woman also surprisingly did something to a penis. A gentleman passes the great tradition of truth or dare to the younger generation. A lady protested vaccines with her tampon. 

Elmo is cool. We check in on a pensioner. A guy pranked some kids. Honoring Toby Keith.

An old man got his penis amputated. One of Hitler's relatives did something bad surprisingly. An interesting drag show. A gentleman exposed his butt in a park. 

A multi-talented nurse. A principal with an interesting taste in books. A sandwich board activist. A guy spanks off in Wal-Mart.

A toilet that pees on you. You can't even perform castration surgeries anymore. An interesting place for a bus stop. A cop peed on a girl. 

The lamestream media wants us to stop drinking bleach. You will never guess where a woman hid meth and money. A bar charges a very expensive cover. Some Australians engaged in their national pastime, smuggling pig semen.

A woman tricks a dog. A dude got his foreskin stolen. A female wrestler is selling interesting art. A cool pastor helped a bunch of men.

Sewing dead bodies together. A pastor reveals the cause of homosexuality. A new character, Jeremiah Beaverly. A teenager comes up with a great new study aid.