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In this episode: Dawn buys a lap dance, for reasons I’m sure will make a hell of a lot more sense once we listen to the episode. Rita makes some really poor decisions (what’s new). Carl the warlock shows off his collection of Super Sonico statuary. Dawn and Rita learn what it’s like to walk a few hundred feet in the other’s shoes. We meet the coolest kid on all of Victorian England: Bertram Thrompwhomple IV. Cast: Dawn, Candi  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Carl  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerJadzia  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Bertam - James Leeson Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World Special Thanks: @fintago, for his Bertram joke contribution. You can reach @fintago by taping a note to an old Blockbuster VHS, and putting it through the return video slot in the carcass of an old Blockbuster Video. If he finds your message worthy, either he or his cats will find you and deliver a response. Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!"Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" Shirt Pre-order: https://bellonaarts.com/products/preorder-thirty-squirty-and-vibing-t-shirtD&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeons"Rita's Lil' Buddy" Shirt: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon and Buy Me a Coffee!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/luckywinnershowBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the show

(This episode is best enjoyed with headphones.)Hello, my babies- Mistress Boobenheimer here. Enjoy this relaxing, highly erotic, and only slightly foot based, ASMR livestream experience. Listen to the dulcet tones of whale song surround you, in thrilling stereo, as you listen to a tale of historic love and shapely gourds. CastRita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!"Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" Shirt Pre-order: https://bellonaarts.com/products/preorder-thirty-squirty-and-vibing-t-shirtD&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeons"Rita's Lil' Buddy" Shirt: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon and Buy Me a Coffee!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/luckywinnershowBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site:https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

We're taking a short break until February 1st! In the meantime, you wanna listen to us fuck up a whole bunch again? By far our THICCEST blooper reel to date, enjoy a veritable buffet of fart and dick jokes. Also: Check the links below to preorder your "Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" shirt!ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!"Thirty, Squirty, and Vibing" Shirt Pre-order: https://bellonaarts.com/products/preorder-thirty-squirty-and-vibing-t-shirt D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeons"Rita's Lil' Buddy" Shirt: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon and Buy Me a Coffee!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/luckywinnershowBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site:https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

 This holiday season, The Phallus Palace Channel will have you falling in love, and filling your holes. Tune in for our new line-up of original holiday films. Beginning this Friday night at 9/8 Central, see the premiere of the new rom-com, that’s sure to be an instant classic. When Betty Bingus came to Strappsville, she thought the only thing that would be getting topped was the tree. Thanks to Mona Glasscock and her artisanal dildos, she’ll learn the true meaning of the holiday season.  Starring Rita, Sunny, and a horned up granny- cozy up with your loved ones to watch “Rita’s Holiday Special”.Cast: Dawn,  ADHD, Grandma, Betty -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Dicky -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerVoiceover, Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeonsShirts: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon and Buy Me a Coffee!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/luckywinnershowAutumn’s Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleInkPottsStudioBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the showSupport the show

In this episode: Dawn and Sunny are concerned, when they overhear Rita having a secret meeting with a shady character. Dawn INSISTS on going to the strip club- hold on, that can’t be right. Carmilla has a sad announcement. Trapper and Judith get matching tattoos! How cute! Up next, your local news- sponsored by Sanguis Pharmaceuticals. Sanguis Pharmaceuticals LOVES the LGBTQ community! They  make their logo a rainbow for Pride every year. What- What are you doing? Stop! Stop looking at their political donation history!Were old-timey doctors right? Is cocaine just vitamins that make you strong? Maybe? Cast: Dawn, Actor 1, Erica  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Crawford, Actor 2  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Carmilla, Voiceover, Kimmy  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Judith, Reporter, Marissa  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeonsShirts: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon and Buy Me a Coffee!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/luckywinnershowAutumn’s Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleInkPottsStudioBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious,  gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye.  Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball. Cast: Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Crawford  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Carmilla  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Vicki, Judith, Jeremy - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Kyle - James Leeson Jacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeonsShirts: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowAutumn’s Etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleInkPottsStudioBrianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan talks to a very good boy. Cast: Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Madame Railington - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Grackna - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Dax - Sean Fowler @ctrlaltcritKieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayJacksie - Jacks Leeson-Lantz AKA The Most Missed Boy in the World Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeonsShirts: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowTaryn’s Linkshttps://linktr.ee/tarynmgrayCtrlAltCrithttps://www.ctrlaltcrit.com/Brianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast: Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Guard   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Grackna - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Dax - Sean Fowler @ctrlaltcritKieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesJacksie’s Care Fund https://bellonaarts.com/products/jacks-leeson-lantz-immunotherapy-fund-photo-albumMerch!D&D Supplement: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-dragons-dungeonsShirts: https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowTaryn’s Linkshttps://linktr.ee/tarynmgrayCtrlAltCrithttps://www.ctrlaltcrit.com/Brianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Viv  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Dax - Sean Fowler @ctrlaltcritKieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgrayJacksie - Jacksie Leeson - Lantz (AKA Little Baby Mans AKA Diapey Kid)Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowTaryn’s Linkshttps://linktr.ee/tarynmgrayCtrlAltCrithttps://www.ctrlaltcrit.com/Brianne’s AuDHD Coaching Site: https://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the showSupport the show

How was your summer break? Uh-huh. Wow! And you all hid the body together? Neat! Okay, we’re done talking about you. Our break was fine, but we’re back with a new episode, and we’re mad horny to tell you about it. In this episode, Rita tells Sunny she’s being an asshole. Dawn and Jacksie spend some quality time together in the shitter. Rita avoids distraction, and crunches some serious numbers. Sunny commands Jacksie to do her bidding. Rita learns something new about vibrators. Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Carl, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Cooter - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Nate - James Leeson @jamesislamesJacksie - Jacks aka Jacksie aka Little Babymans Leeson-Lantz Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowAuDHD Peer Support with Briannehttps://www.audhdbri.com/Find us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th.Cast:Narrator, Ricky - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsDawn -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerRita - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Kyle - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the showSupport the show

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get to hear the latest volume of some of our silliest fucky-wuckies. We fuck up A LOT. Listen to us go on tangents, talk about gay moon sex, splurt that 'gurt, and discuss off-label usage of Fushigi balls. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. ProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditorBrianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

It’s the mid-season finale, and the thrilling conclusion of the mission at Dallas Digital. Why is that chair made of skin? What’s Rita’s beef with Bobby Flay? What does one person do with 5 Fushigi balls? No, really. We we’re asking you. You don’t know either? I guess we should listen to the episode, huh? Cast:Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Devlin  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita, Sabine  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Nate - James Leeson @jamesislamesWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

We left you with a bit of a cliffhanger last time, huh? But relax, we're back to offer some answers to that nail biting conclusion. JUST KIDDING! DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR BOOTYHOLES YET! Dawn and Rita find that Dawn's dick-shaped flowchart did NOT account for anything in this entire episode. Uncle Nate kicks some ass, and he also kicks some other things he probably shouldn't have been kicking. We meet the ever-so-charming cater waiter, Vergooba Simmons. Also, no matter what Rita says, don't Google the word "trubbing".Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Lukas  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Energy Vampire - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Nate - James Leeson @jamesislamesWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowTaryn’s Linkshttps://linktr.ee/tarynmgrayBrianne's Guest Appearance on Beyond 6 Seconds:http://beyond6seconds.com/writing-autistic-and-adhd-characters-with-brianne-leesonFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode: Tonight's the night! It's the full moon, and the ladies bring Uncle Nate along to help them infiltrate the energy vampire meeting at Dallas Digital Labs. What does this have to do with French patisserie? What's this episode name about? Well, I guess we'll have to listen to figure it out. Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Milk Maid 1  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSunny, Milk Maid 2 - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Nate - James Leeson @jamesislamesWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the show

When there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test.  We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great direction. Seriously, the optics are terrible.  Master Leonard has to deal with Debbie’s INCESSANT sexual innuendo. Cast: Dawn, Television - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Jizzmore, Leonard    -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Spankler,  Viv, Rider, Debbie  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Vicki, Fuckmen, Dopplebanger - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Kyle - James Leeson @jamesislamesWriter, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesMerch!https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode:  Dawn and Rita discuss furry erotica. Kyle enjoys a thrilling conversation about the writings of Heraclitus, with a vital, sexual woman. Carmilla visits Amsterdam, and she’s not even going to any museums. What the fuck? Not even the Van Gogh museum? Whatever, it just sounds like a wasted trip. Anyway, where were we? Oh! Dawn and Sunny discuss higher education and Mr. Worldwide. Rita adds dicks to a classic Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. A couple of succubi present Rita with a business opportunity. Cast: Dawn, Candi - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Carl  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Carmilla - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Vicki, News Anchor  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Kyle - James Leeson @jamesislamesSpecial Guest Voice:Britt - Abbey Snider @sweetbabygaypod Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal  music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesBrianne’s Guest Spot on Sweet Baby Gay:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-20-queerness-adhd-autism-and-fun-audio-drama/id1590167860?i=1000564654525Support us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode! Rita finds a combo of foods that would instantly kill a pilgrim. We take a trip to Jizzleburg, with a layover in Boobtown. Judith entertains a thought experiment with a new friend she makes while out to dinner with Crawford. The ladies have a late night rendezvous in front of the unnecessarily sexy construction worker statue at White Rock Park. Cast:Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDawn   -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Pedro - James Leeson @jamesislamesSunny, Gun Shop Owner  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita,  Judith- Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal theme music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesBrianne’s Guest Appearance on Pursuit of Evolutionhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ep-12-autism-diagnosis-after-age-30/id1579382462?i=1000559549118Support us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowMerch! http://www.bellonaarts.comFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show

In this episode! Rita’s phone won’t stop farting.  Dawn shares the beauty of an impeccably organized binder with Viv. We meet a cardigan named Greg. Sunny entertains a particularly HORNY guest on her porch. (It’s a goat man. The guest is a goat man.) Kyle makes a new friend in hell, and they discuss what the heck French Stewart has been up to lately. For real, what’s he been up to? Rita chats with The Library, and they discuss the time Rita chugged laudanum at a party in 1830. Cast:Narrator, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDawn, Library, Lunch Demon  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Kyle - James Leeson @jamesislamesViv,  Sunny, Debbie   - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Rita,  Vicki, Mary Somerville  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal theme music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesSweet Baby Gay Podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sweet-baby-gay/id1590167860Support us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershow Support the show

Crawford is gonna give you a peek at HIS Big D (he means Dallas). Wrap your mouth around a Big Red (That’s a local cream soda), and let Trapper Crawford show you what a REAL man can do. (You’re literally just spending the day at work with him, nothing weird.) You’d better show some respect to this former Texas Ranger, or he’ll eat your ass. (He may mean sexually? I genuinely don’t know. He needs to work on his phrasing, BIG TIME.)Cast:Crawford -  Sean Turner @seanwkturnerSecurity, Carmilla - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222Cashier, Blaze, Jeremy, Judith   - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok)Writer, DirectorBrianne LeesonProducersBrianne Leeson, Violet LantzEditor, Sound DesignJames LeesonOriginal theme music  by Sean TurnerCover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristlesSupport us on Patreon!http://www.patreon.com/luckywinnershowPreorder Your “Rita’s Lil’ Buddy” Shirt:https://bellonaarts.com/products/ritas-lil-buddy-shirtFind us surfin’ the World Wide Web:http://www.todaysluckywinner.buzzsprout.comhttp://www.instagram.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.twitter.com/luckywinnershowhttp://www.facebook.com/luckywinnershowSupport the show