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120 minutes | Nov 13, 2017
#115: Back From Vacation
And now we're back from the vacation, I'll be posting the previously recorded episodes that weren't released due to Tyler's lack of self-control and drive. But they'll be released in a timely manner and hopefully we'll be back to dishing out completely worthless content for you.
104 minutes | Sep 13, 2017
#114: New Episode
here's a new episode
93 minutes | Sep 5, 2017
#113: We're Back Kinda
We're finally back people and this episode we have our ladies on because we can't have anything to ourselves anymore! We share a fun talk about MAPA and if you're not down with the cause, well that's your fault. We have some drinks and talk some shit! It's a fun episode and we hope you guys enjoy our return, we apologize for the lack of uploads in August, but we're getting on top of our shit so we can bring you some smooth listenings. We love you guys and thanks so much for being patient, or just not giving a fuck about us. Either way, you're all the greatest. Thanks for listenin
129 minutes | Aug 2, 2017
#112: Part 2 w/ Red, Yagn, and Jon
In this episode we talk about some of life's most troubling questions, like: can you read while your on acid? what do drugs do? am i a fuck up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you know what's up. Just listen to the episode and see where we are in life. Spoiler alert, we don't know. But it's a great episode so enjoy it! Thanks again to Red, Yagn, and Jon for coming over and hanging out all night talking shit.
127 minutes | Jul 30, 2017
#112: Roll For Potato
So for those with sensitivities, maybe you should prepare yourself for some triggers. Now this is normal TNB antics but just thought I'd give a polite reminder that we talk some shit, about some shit. So this is for you, but if you don't give a shit well enjoy our episode. This is part one from this night part two will be released later this week. But thanks to Red, Yagn, and John for joining us and cracking some jokes. We talk DnD, share stories, and get that's about it. Enjoy it
124 minutes | Jul 23, 2017
#111: The Search For The 4th Hole
We search for the infamous 4th hole, and we got some pretty hot leads. You're welcome.
120 minutes | Jul 20, 2017
#110: My Dick Don't Walk Around On The Floor
Today we welcome rad dude Matt Schlasinger to the podcast for some rad talk We talk porn, video games and some other fun stuff you do when the house is empty. Big feet thanks to Matt for filling in last second because we've been real shitty podcast people lately and he was kind enough to come through and kick it with us. Had a great time and a better talk, learn something. For the listeners, I'm not even going to make an excuse to why I haven't posted on time lately I just got lazy as shit. But I'm back to day-drinking so you'll have your episodes and some other surprises. Thanks for kicking it with us. You're the best.
97 minutes | Jul 2, 2017
#109: Tuna Salad
Look at this, we are back at it, bringing you on time entertainment that you can trust to be there on time, every time. That's how much we love you and this podcast. But, yet again we have no guest We've decided that our guests aren't that interesting and they all suck, for the time being we are holding interviews to be on the show. The interview will consists of you driving over to the studio to check out the set up and make you wish you could record with us, a quick tour of our dog and cat facility, where Tyler has two dogs and two cats. You will be tested for your length of pets and how many times you call them good boys. Once that is finished you will be handed alcohol where you'll be tested on your ability to hang, this part of the interview will be recorded and released to the public. If you think you can hang shoot us an email and we'll get you in for the interview. enjoy the episode
100 minutes | Jun 28, 2017
#108: Slim Dickens
Hey everyone, we would like to apologize for yet another lapse in posting. I'm sure you know we have a well thought out excuse so you don't get mad at us, and we do. Today's episode is just the regular dudes, no guest, and we kick back and shoot the poop. there you go.
112 minutes | Jun 7, 2017
107: The Intro's Suck
Today's episode is here, finally, sorry for the late upload this apple is about to live up to it's name sake and rot while stinking this place up. But after a few days of battling the fucker we're here, and we have a guest. His name is Brendan and he has cool tattoos. We talk about the podcast and other shit that comes up in conversation so like always, be prepared to have you budweiser logic caps on because we ain't smart and this is the proof you need to show we aren't fit to procreate. you're welcome inevitable offspring. We love you fools enjoy it.
113 minutes | May 24, 2017
#106: Traitors go to Tennessee
This week it’s just the T and the N the B went to Tennessee, this week we talk about the bullshit in the world and thanks to alcohol and anger we aren’t very positive about it. We have a pop in guest Danny the Roommate man and though he doesn’t speak much he’s always a great body to have in the room, also we’re changing a few things up on the podcast because change is fun so the intros will feature the guests and be recorded immediately following the episode, so no more Tyler recording the intro four days later and completely forgetting what was talked about. Plus it’ll be fun. So other than that we’ll stick to slinging ding dong jokes and talk about butt stuff. We love you all enjoy it.
101 minutes | May 16, 2017
#105: Facts Are Just Books Opinions
We drink and talk some shit, I don’t know an accurate way to describe each show, there’s no topic, no formula, we don’t interview it’s just all organic conversation so after a 100 episodes or so what’s the point of descriptions we just talk. I understand that sounds lackluster but it’s what we do, on paper we sound like a bunch of morons who just talk, which isn’t far off. So kick back and enjoy it, or don’t. Blam, there’s your intro. Big thanks to Corey for hanging with us! It’s always a good time hanging with him and hearing what he’s got, but here’s the show people ENJOY I suck at these things.
105 minutes | May 7, 2017
#104: Threw A Chicken Finger At Fred Durst
Today we welcome Troy on the podcast for fun! Troy is the man who takes peoples pets and sets them free a true real world hero well we get drunk ate steaks and recorded a podcast, it's a fun episode and we're glad Troy came on to party! Again we apologize for the hiatus but we're back and not crying so enjoy!
125 minutes | Apr 17, 2017
#103: It's In My Dickhole But, It Feels Good
So if you’re new here, you’ll probably turn this hot garbage super early and we don’t apologize for that, just means you can’t hang. Which is fine. Better to try and judge then to not try at all. Dip the dick in and move along, right? I think that’s what my sensei told me many moons ago. Well, bone up because this episode is a fucking mess, we talk aliens and party stories and other fun stuff, thanks to Curtis for coming back on the podcast and hanging dong with us. It’s always a pleasure. Welp, I tried to write something interesting but thanks to that dirty shit bird leaving a cave after he was dead and my family believing that shit, this episode is late. also has anyone nailed the reason why we celebrate witchcraft by praising a bunny who lays eggs? I didn’t think about it growing up, because why? You wake up with a basket full of candy, but let’s be honest I DIDN’T KNOW RABBITS DIDN’T LAY EGGS UNTIL I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. If you’re going to lie to children lie about something that won’t fuck up their intelligence, like mom and dad are swingers or the kids aren’t the reason for the divorce, not an animal and the way it births. I say from here on out we save the future children by not celebrating this dumb bunny and it’s fake ass colored eggs, and we replace the eggs with colored bunny birth, “here Johnny, it’s a blue bunny’s after birth and god isn’t real! Enjoy” I’m done hit up the social medias and let us know what you think or share a cool story with us We love you enjoy!
119 minutes | Apr 9, 2017
#102: Fuck Bryan
We talk about fun shit some not fun shit, and of course we give Bryan shit. It’s always a good time having this guy over for some drinks and some laughs, though he doesn’t come around much (purposeful shade thrown) it’s always a good time seeing him, even if he does dress like Lance Armstrong’s cancer stricken nut, he’s a good dude to be around. There isn’t much I can say about this episode other than it was a fucking blast. And we hope you all enjoy it, don’t follow your dreams kids, you’ll just end up happy and who wants that. Also, anybody have any fool proof draft-dodging plans? ENJOY IT
109 minutes | Apr 4, 2017
#101: Ten Years a Curtis
This episode we talk about some nerd shit, and some man shit best of both worlds in this place. This episode is super fun and packed stories of perseverance and overcoming the leaps and bounds that come with a relationship, like the first titty touch after ten years of laying some solid ground work for boobs. Our man is a champion and I can’t believe it took that piece of man hunk so long for boobs. Good job on her part, because when I first saw him I threw my man boobs at him, he declined and said, “these aren’t the tits I’m looking for” and Jedi waved his way away from me and my sloppy bod. But enjoy the episode my good people and hit us up across all the social media spots and let us know some of your stories of triumphant victory to female/male anatomy! Love you fools, ENJOY IT
95 minutes | Mar 24, 2017
#100: Party Time Part Deuce: It's The Same Party
Well here it is, the round up episode of the TNB 100th Episode party. So for your description this week I had to listen to the first five minutes just to get some information on what happened because as I’m sure you’re all very aware I was too drunk to keep these memories. But without skipping a beat, right at the top of the show people talk about hard fucking and not liking hearing other people fuck, which personally I don’t mind. It’s just like porn back when they didn’t have television, and it was too dark to read the nudies they jerked off to the sound of people fucking. It’s just like time traveling without leaving your bed, so dare I say it? I will. If you plan on having relations within ear shot of me, I’ll be listenin’. I think being all cuddly and lovey is more offensive than hearing you bang each other, we get it, you’re the coolest happiest couple in the world, now prove it with some sweet sex moves. Like tekken. Anyway I don’t think I need to say it the party was a blast and we’re super glad that everyone who showed up had a good time and we can’t wait for the 200th episode party. We love all of you so enjoy the episode and blah blah blah Enjoy it
107 minutes | Mar 20, 2017
#100: The Hundred Party Episode
The long awaited 100th episode is finally upon us! We threw a wicked party and had some past guests over for a all you can talk buffet! There’s no need for an intro for this episode because why would you want to hear me talk just play the party! We want to thank every single person who has listend, guest, or even said our podcast sucks, it’s because of you turds we kept doing this. But fuck everything else just ENJOY THE EPISODE! Don't worry about iTunes and all that shit, you've done enough over the last two years, we'll start nagging you all for reviews and subs next week!
120 minutes | Mar 12, 2017
#99.9: We Are Users
Tyler, Nick, and of course Bob shoot the shit in the ultimate shit shoots. We drink all the drinks and talk all the words, our podcast is essentially just drunken word vomit and us not making very good points about anything, still can’t believe people think this garbage is entertaining. Like for us it is, but we’re idiots. Anyway, we just have the normal amount of fun people on Wednesdays do. Speaking of Wednesday, I saw this ad for a parody porn for Wednesday Addams, you know the child in that movie about the monster family? I’m totally cool with parody porn, like I get it you like a character so much and you want to see them naked. That’s totally cool, I’m right there with you, for me it was cat woman, and I’ve seen cat women cos-players get fucked a number of times. But there’s something about a character who, in the actual film, cartoon, book, whatever, is a child I just can’t get behind. It seems a bit too creepy for me, and I watched the Avatar porn (nothing great for cheap costumes and running blue paint, snoozefest) . And while we’re on the topic, Wednesday Addams is by far the laziest cos-play, black pig-tails, black dress with a white collar, and say things like, “I’m a homicidal maniac”, psh come on person the last thing you killed is your parents dream of having a kid they’re proud of. I think that’s good enough for the description, enjoy the episode my friends. Also the Doobie Brothers didn’t make good music and fuck you if you think they did.
124 minutes | Mar 5, 2017
#99: The No-No Episode
I don’t know what to tell you fine folks but we get down and dirty with some serious video game talk, such as: what if ps4 introduced interactive games with sweet sex toys or whatever I don’t know what you want from me, we smack up some sweet game talkings and fuck off the entire episode, but for real what if playstation did that? Put this game in your system, put this thing in your butt and now you’re playing our new game. You’re welcome. That’s the playstation I, one day, want to participate in the beta testing. Video games and smacking things in your butt, that, that is what I’m into. But this episode is a real good one and we get down like usual and for those of you who tuned into the “FaceBook Live intro”… I’m really sorry, when you catch a buzz you think one thing is a good idea and then you realize it was a fucking awful one, don’t worry if you try to find the video it’s not real. So don’t look for it. But if anything else, this episode is fun so listen to it and tell your homies. Also check out Jon Marvin and all of his glory on his blog. On whatever site he posts too, and some other great shit he’s working on.
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