2 minutes | Apr 5th 2020

Tiger King

Guitar by Roly SkenderCool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5This tiger kingWhat's the deal?A story of arseholessomehow spreading across the globelike a virusIs it any surprise,watching caged animalsfrom cagesof our own?So I've been listening to jazzThe soft, detective kindand thinking up tropesabout bad guysthere's the bad guy in a barThe new bad guy that you start rooting forbecause he's now fucking over the original bad guyThe bad guy that starts off goodThe bad guy with a weaknessUsually in the form of a female childfor whom he is also the protectorthe bad guy that keeps coming backthe bad guy that plays poolthe bad guy that tricks youthe bad guy whose dad was a bad guythe bad guy that eats peopleand the bad guy that's a nihilistNetflix shares are upthe rest is a bloodbathand somehowwe know it's for the bestBecause the Tiger King is on TVHe can teach youhow to lie to yourselfso you don't have to feel the painOnly in AmericaBut beware of false prophetscopycats, with mulletslooking for their own throneand a kingdom to rule
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