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Yo! Ya boy Nick here again. You remember last week when it was time to fuck and we left you standing there with your dick in your hand? Our bad, baby grrl! We didn't mean it!! Don't leave us!!! If you're still reading, I assume you haven't broken up with us. Good choice, 'cause while those other nerds are socially distancing themselves from undeniable erotica we're smashing hips over the airwaves at Time to Fuck! Florida is down with the sickness (ohh-wah-ah-ah-ah!) and we're turning up the heat until we break this fever. This week brings the start of a brand new story from Nakita Seshones - Maxine Avery: Plane Fucking Hot. It's a sexy spy thriller that'll leave you wondering when exactly counter-terrorism got so damn steamy! Thanks for listening, you sexy, quarantined animals! Got any comments or questions you want read on the show? Send them to T2Fpodcast@gmail.com!  

Yo! It's ya boy, Nick. Picture me and TJ dancing across a stage at you right now. The music? James Brown. Our footwork? Magical. The light show? Out of goddamn control. The event? TIME TO FUCK! Quite frankly, we don't care if you're under quarantine. You can stay indoors and socially distance yourself but your uglies are coming with us tonight! They've got cabin fever and we've got two hip-thrusting adventures that'll burn the walls down around them if you won't let 'em out quietly. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby and if you smell something burning shove that nozzle down your pants, pull the pin and squeeze. That's your last warning. We're not taking blame for any split sausages. First, we're bringing you chapter three of Nakita Seshones' Schlong-fully Accused. Kurtis and Flash meet for a showdown in the prison yard but can our two heroes put aside their differences and just get back to being sexy? I'm all shoulders! I have no answers! For our last story we're bringing you "Disco Daryll's Magical Fuck Bus" by Chet Durgelson. It comes from the anthology of short erotic horror, "Scurry Stories to Sqwuack at Your Boo" and is guaranteed to chill you to the bone(r). Get your ticket to ride and step on! No time to explain, just get in! -Nick

Round three it is! Yo, it's your boy Nick. TJ, Alex and I are back with our mission to bring you the craziest sex stories this nut house has to offer. If they don't make straight jackets in your dick's size I apologize because he's about to lose his damn mind! Alright, enough cock-talk. First up, TJ has his hand on the damn thermostat again! He's cranking up the heat with chapter two from Nakita Seshones' "Schlong-fully Accused." Past characters are explored! New rivalries are forged! But don't take my word for it, just allow TJ's soothing voice to shed some light on the situation. After that Alex will be reading a segment from unlikely celebrity author Alicia Silverstone's "Double Down." Trust me, when the men in the white coats come knocking on your zipper-door later to take that crazy dick off your hands, this story is gonna have a lot to do with it. When they sit you down and ask you where on the doll we touched you, point directly at this story. They'll get you the help you need. BUT if you're still thirsting after those show-stoppers I'll be reading a scene from chapter nineteen of J.M. Benjamin's "Watch Out for the Big Girls 2." You're not gonna believe this shit but we got some other fool out here not heeding J.M.'s titular warning! Watch out for these big girls, already! Jeez! Thanks so much for listening! See you next hump day!

Yooooo! It's ya boy, Nick. Whats up, you animals!? Thanks for dropping by for episode two of TIME TO FUCK! I don't normally give advice (honestly, none of us at the T2F Podcast like playing 'just the tip' as a general rule) but what I will say is batten down your sexual hatches. Seriously, if you've got a dick just tape it to your thigh right now before its blown off and lost forever. We've got a Category 5 sexual twister tearing through the trailer park of love tonight and I don't want anyone getting swept away until we get a chance to really make things wet! You see, unlike Alonzo Harris in Training Day, we KNOW you like to get wet. But I digress. This week... That prince of a man TJ is coming in hot with the first chapter of "Schlong-fully Accused." It's a new book by independent author, Nakita Seshones. Try and imagine a universe where books are people and the Kama Sutra is just some guy nervous about talking to a girl hot enough to blister the sun -- that hot chick's name? Schlong-fully Accused. I don't even know how we got access to this!!! Our main man Alex joins us and decides to spring what should have been the most pivotal chapter of Falicia Love's "Queen Hustlaz" on us. His curating logic is rock solid but Ms. Love's writing somehow makes what should've been the ultimate spoiler a real case of de jas vous! It's a fun ride and a wonderful lesson in literary recycling. Well done, Alex. For shaaaame, Falicia! Me? I'm reading a hefty scene from "Falling for My Side Dude" by Racquel Williams. This story is a heat seeker so throw an ice pack on your dick for safety's sake before you even try to learn about what Malaya, Javon and Trent are up to. Again, I hate to give advice, I'm not a doctor, but this shit will give you an erection lasting longer than eight hours and there's no emergency number on the back of the book to call. I checked. But sincerely - we thank the authors and we thank you for listening! It means a lot to us and we hope you enjoy yourselves. We're no J.M. Benjamin but we damn sure try to keep it one hundred here at Time to Fuck. Ya boy, Nick

Welcome to the first episode of Time to Fuck! In this episode my boy TJ and I (ya boy Nick) are here to help you feel a little friskier than you otherwise would this week. Hold on to your love parts as we break out a few savory scenes from these hot classics. TJ will be reading selected scenes from J.M. Benjamin's "Watch Out for the Big Girls 3" while I spit a little fire from Falicia Love's "Queen Hustlaz: Part 2." No one is safe from this overwhelming threat of passion! Hide yo grandma's!