Time to Fuck - Episode 002
Yooooo! It's ya boy, Nick. Whats up, you animals!? Thanks for dropping by for episode two of TIME TO FUCK! I don't normally give advice (honestly, none of us at the T2F Podcast like playing 'just the tip' as a general rule) but what I will say is batten down your sexual hatches. Seriously, if you've got a dick just tape it to your thigh right now before its blown off and lost forever. We've got a Category 5 sexual twister tearing through the trailer park of love tonight and I don't want anyone getting swept away until we get a chance to really make things wet! You see, unlike Alonzo Harris in Training Day, we KNOW you like to get wet. But I digress. This week... That prince of a man TJ is coming in hot with the first chapter of "Schlong-fully Accused." It's a new book by independent author, Nakita Seshones. Try and imagine a universe where books are people and the Kama Sutra is just some guy nervous about talking to a girl hot enough to blister the sun -- that hot chick's name? Schlong-fully Accused. I don't even know how we got access to this!!! Our main man Alex joins us and decides to spring what should have been the most pivotal chapter of Falicia Love's "Queen Hustlaz" on us. His curating logic is rock solid but Ms. Love's writing somehow makes what should've been the ultimate spoiler a real case of de jas vous! It's a fun ride and a wonderful lesson in literary recycling. Well done, Alex. For shaaaame, Falicia! Me? I'm reading a hefty scene from "Falling for My Side Dude" by Racquel Williams. This story is a heat seeker so throw an ice pack on your dick for safety's sake before you even try to learn about what Malaya, Javon and Trent are up to. Again, I hate to give advice, I'm not a doctor, but this shit will give you an erection lasting longer than eight hours and there's no emergency number on the back of the book to call. I checked. But sincerely - we thank the authors and we thank you for listening! It means a lot to us and we hope you enjoy yourselves. We're no J.M. Benjamin but we damn sure try to keep it one hundred here at Time to Fuck. Ya boy, Nick