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You read that correctly - this is the final ever Time of The Month. Ya girls Maddy and Kelly continue their battles against the duel big smokes of NYC and London respectively and neither are having a fab time of it ATM. Kels is going through some post-relationship questioning, Maddy is having a bloody go of it at work being treated like poo as an intern in the fashion industry. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Kelly's goal setting advice and appreciation of cheap London books and flowrs. Maddy beautiful vision of having a litter of kids running round on a farm. Tune in, shed a tear, pour a little bit of the 40 on the pavement and bid farewell to Time of The Month. Trailer: Walk Out Boys

Oh no! Kelly has been having a tough time in London but don't worry cause the legendary Cher is getting her through the tough times. BTW - have you SEEN Cher's mum? She's amazing. But you know who maybe isn't so much anymore? Bob Dylan. :( Meanwhile, the Road Rage in London is both "impicable" and "exquisite", the fashion industry is FULL of BS and the gals swap good job interview questions and select a good pie.

Your girls are coming in piping hot with some issues to slam into a microphone this week, folks - you'd better believe it! Maddy is raging on all those who rage (and rag) on New Zealand and Kelly gently proposes a Like Counter to keep those superfluous Likes at bay. Speaking of bays, how effing horrible are New York beaches? Maddy will tell you! And speaking of water, if world-famous-in-NZ music festival Rhythm and Vines was a river, it would most certainly be the Thames. Apart from that, there's about 20 minutes worth of good chat re. NZ snack foods. And can someone PLEASE call Kelly a biach? Cool, thks, bai.

A problem shared is a problem halved, so if enough people listen to this podcast Kelly’s problems will completely disappear! This ep Kelys and Mads take on that familiar phenomenon of The Phase-out and have a review of Kylie Jenner's Lip Kit. We got some real talk about the realities of moving in with someone for the sake of convenience. All that and some quick shout outs to Pokemon GO and Lego Technics.

MADDY AND KELLY ARE BACK! And neither of them are in their native timezone anymore. Maddy's coming to your earholes direct from her new home of NYC and Kelly's settling in to #LondonLyfe. Fights with dieticians, having your period in 30(95) degree heat and meeting dodgy people in Slovakian gas stations to reclaim what's rightfully yours; It's all in this latest episode of your fav podcast (probs).

Maddy chats to her mate Lucy Zee (TVNZ creative producer/kinda writer) about: an unsustainable lifestyle and a bloody nose in the hospital Maddy's dream Jewish dude The concept of Ugly Hot (see Adrian Brody, Adam Driver and Lin-Manuel Miranda) Different sex drives in a relationship AND being Chinese (sorta).

After a pretty much way too long hiatus, Maddy is back. Kelly ain't yet but she will be soon! Keep listening for more Time of The Month!

Maddy needs to pee Rosé cause she's drinking that stuff non-stop! She's also questioning whether getting a wax makes her less of a feminist and if you're supposed to get one when it's your time of the month. Plus, does that girl actually have any skills? Kelly decides the best use of $100 would be Zoo Tycoon with all three expansions and talks about her current greatest fear!

Kelly owns up to working illegally, the nightmare of writing a CV and a horrible amount of PDA in LND. Maddy ain't drink driving! Plus f*ck the Mona Lisa!

Kelly's back on the podcast thanks to the beauty of Skype. She finds out that the British f**king love a kebab and her boyfriend sure does work a lot. Meanwhile, Maddy is disgusted by people in love and the breadiness of Big Macs. Kelly is amazed by the size of old London town and has also discovered Iceland - the most depressing supermarket on the face of the planet. Also a discussion on when pants aren't pants.

Kelly AIN'T HERE! After jumping on her jet plane, your ol mate Pochyba's chair is being filled this week by Demi Sinclair (@demileesinclair), friend of Maddy Budd and professional head model booker. This week's ep is dominated by chat about how UNglamorous the fashion industry is and tall people in mosh pits.

In this action-packed episode of Maddy and Kelly are joined by good guy and professional photographer James K Lowe. The trio dig into why dudes are never called crazy bitches after relationship break-ups (including a pearler of a first-hand tale from Maddy's lovelife) and James having a shit time in high school. Kelly just bloody loves insurance. Also - BOMB SHELL, turns out Maddy's name ain't even Maddy!

Maddy has got a bloody great yarn about Dave England (from Jackass) and Kelly has an unbelievable tale of stupidity inside a liquor store. Like, seriously, crazy dumb. Speaking of crazy dumb, Maddy's worried she may actually be a basic bitch cause she wants a Louis Vuitton tote bag and there's some medical issues abound too. In terms of issues; Why don't girls play video games together? And look out bad tofu!

Kelly drops a bloody bombshell early in this episode. It isn't that she bought a $500 Kwik-E-Mart lego set, it isn't that she went to a slovakian rave in a forrest and it isn't that she hates long D - although all those things are discussed in this episode. Meanwhile, Maddy is busy making womb sounds and getting pissed off a guys on date complimenting her social media presence.

Kelly is upset. Because she's hungover. And because people are calling themselves 'entrepreneurs'. But you know what? Opening a cafe or running a club night doesn't make you an entrepreneur! Meanwhile, Maddy loves youtube remixes of some cat song and just plain has no idea about what happens in Kingsland.

Kelly engages in some intense self-reflection after a tough week of failing a driving test and getting a tattoo. She reckons she is saying 'like' far too much. Uber surge pricing, near car crashes (caused by Lorde) and the boundaries on Public Displays of Affection are discussed and Maddy digs into the etiquette of pre-cleaners cleaning.

It's the final part of the three part mini saga following Kelly's sixth attempt at passing her driving test; Sadly the news is not great. What leads is a alcohol spiral, leading to a tattoo, leading to parental disappointment. Other issues this episode include biking over the Golden Gate Bridge not being as cool as it sounds, the terrifying possibility of Maddy becoming her mother (for for real, she's a cool lady) and people getting angry at sober people.

Kelly is suffering from hangover anxiety, miffed about a lack of radio in her driving test and is pretty nervous about accidentally WhatsApping her boss. Geordie Shore and Aziz Ansari are on the watchlist but Adele's not on Spotify - WTF?! Maddy's all about the shower etiquette, being disgusted by chin pubes in the sink and out for blood against idea stealers. Glossary to this ep: Dizzengoff - a cafe in Ponsonby, Auckland.

Maddy and Kelly are here to tackle the big issues facing their lives as kiwi girls in their early 20s! This week Kelly's high school anxiety about her last name resurfaces, stomach rumblings during exams is a bloody dilemia and another attempt at a driving test looms large. Maddy explains what blogging even is these days (tip: it's just Instagram) and rails against the emergence of 'hon' and the concept of diets.