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This week on Time Bandits, we've got a triple feature! In what would become a trend for Arnold Schwarzenegger, he released two films in the year 1990: Total Recall and Kindergarten Cop - a sci-fi action film and comedy, respectively. You'd think all three of our hosts could agree on these flicks, but you may be surprised! Listen in to hear their thoughts on the special effects extravaganza that is Total Recall, and if the kid-comedy-meets-cop-picture fusion of Kindergarten Cop holds up these days. Then, it's time to pop in a cassette - but don't hurt 'em! It's MC Hammer's smash hit Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em - and does this album hurt to listen to? We checked it out, and will tell you! Joining us on our journey for his third appearance, is Gavin Fox (Orphan Black, Nikita, Murdoch Mysteries.) Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the Time Bandits RSS Feed, so you don’t miss out!]]>>

On a very special episode the boys engage in a general discussion about the films of 1990 with special attention to one in particular: Gremlins 2:The New Batch.  Our guest this week is Beatriz Picardal-Lyons (although she doesn't talk much). Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the Time Bandits RSS Feed, so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week, on Time Bandits, we're watching Heart Condition! It's a woefully misguided buddy-comedy-ghost-fantasy-action-romance flick starring Denzel Washington and Bob Hoskins as a sleazy lawer and cop (respectively) - when the former passes away and the latter recieves his heart through a transplant, Hoskins is followed around by Washington's ghost who helps him avoid cheeseburgers and help solve his own murder. Convoluted, right? It's also shockingly unfunny. Then, we listen to the seminal metal album Rust In Peace by Megadeth. Headbanging along with us, is Antony East of The '92 Blue Jays!]]>>

It's time for another trip through... time... as Greg and Dan go it alone this week, accidentally landing in 1996. Scared and alone, they wander into a video store and pick Roller Gator off the shelf - a no budget crap-fest that is literally one of the worst films they have ever had to watch. Hopefully you like inane acoustic guitar playing, because this movie's soundtrack never stops playing! Then, they cleanse their ears by listening to one of the greatest albums of all time - Beck's Odelay. You know that's where it's at. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the Time Bandits RSS Feed, so you don’t miss out! Direct Download: TimeBandits_63_MAIN.mp3]]>>

This week we try to bring ourselves back from the brink of extreme boredom as we check out Flatliners. Then we explore what Neil means to us all with Neil Young\s Ragged Glory. Our guests this week are filmmaker Ryan Stephenson Price and musician Robb Johannes. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

THE TIME MACHINE IS BROKEN AGAIN! This time it's sent us to 1985 where we eat weird giant live alien grubs with a weird live alien Lou Gossett Jr. in Enemy Mine. Then we check out Tom Waits' near perfect album Rain Dogs. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we get spooked by Patrick Swayze's shirt in Ghost. Then we listen to Listen Without Prejudice without prejudice.   Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS HAPPENING! The time machine broke and sent us to 1982! Looks like we'll just have to make the best (?) of a bad situation and watch The Beastmaster. Then, while we're here we might as well check out one of the best albums of all time, Elvis Costello and the Attractions' Imperial Bedroom. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we try to figure out the appeal of Andrew 'Dice' Clay when we check out The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Then we defend the planet against Gwar's seminal album, The Scumdogs of the Universe. Our guest this week is returning favorite, Jeremy Schultz (Modern Superior's Drinkalong). Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we face our fears and watch the incredibly entertaining Arachnophobia. Then we check out Public Enemy's Fear of a Black Planet, where the only scary thing is how amazing this album is. Our guest this week is Matthew Price (Let's Scare Matthew Price To Death, MAMO! Podcast).  Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we travel back to a time when Steve Guttenberg was still sort of relevent as we check out Don't Tell Her It's Me. Then we listen to Jawbreaker's debut album Unfun to find out if it's aptly named.  Our guest this week is fellow podcaster Alia Miller (Modern Superior's Super Zero Podcast and What She's Having Podcast). Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out]]>>

This week we go underground to dig into the classic Tremors. Then we check out the personification of indie credibility with Superchunk's first album. Our guest this week is Jamie Dew (Modern Superior's The Dew Over). Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we race to see who gets the least out of Days of Thunder. Then we go 'hmmm' when we listyen to C+C Music Factory's 'Gonna Make You Sweat. Our guest this week is Matt Brown (MAMO podcast, Modern Superior's Super Zero podcast) Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we talk hard about simulated masturbation when we check out Pump Up The Volume. Then we detune our guitars and get kool with Sonic Youth's major label debut Goo. Our guest this week is returning Time Bandits favorite Nat Manzocco, owner and proprietor of futureisthefuture.com. Go check out the shop for tons of amazing non gender specific fashion and accessories. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

It's our first trip back to 1990 where we find boobs, beers and homophobia in the disappointing Ski School. Then we find ourselves much more entertained by the gentle PG humour of Police Academy rip-off Ski Patrol. Our album this week is the divisive Sinead O'Connor effort I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got. So I guess she doesn't want talent. Zing! Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out]]>>

Live, from the Modern Superior Holiday Spectacular, it's Gleaming the Cube! Casey, Greg and Dan skitch through this Christian Slater action-pic in record time! Don't forget to head to Modern Superior and hear the full Holiday Spectacular episode!]]>>

This week we see who's been nazi and who's been nice when we check out the tangentially Christmas-themed Elves. Then we grunge it up with Soundgarden's Louder Than Love. Our guest this week is Justin Decloux (Laserblast).   Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we travel back to 1989 to visit the criminally underrated Bob Balaban directed Parents.  Then we find out what it is (it's it) when we listen to Faith No More's The Real Thing. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we break out our whips and unironic fedoras as we watch the classic Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Then we dig into Fine Young Cannibals' unexpected hit record The Raw and the Cooked.  Our guest this week is musician Graeme Hall Lang. Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>

This week we travel back to 1989 to check out Snake Eater, an insane Lorenzo Lamas vehicle about an ex cop who must outwit some dumb hillbillys to rescue his sister. Then we discuss De La Soul's debut album, 3 Feet High and Rising and it's powerful impact on the world of hip hop. Our guest this week is rapper Timbuktu (Swamp Thing, Teenburger). Please follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and subscribe to the RSS Feed so you don’t miss out!]]>>