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Gold. It's all gold.  Dan Hamamura from The Towel podcast (Audio Rope) stops by and everyone talks about happy stuff. A true departure for the things that usually get brought up in the garage. Song is from some idiot I found online for free because I couldn't figure out how to do it (spoiler, listen to next week's episode to hear all about that. I think. We're about to record it so if I forget to bring it up nobody will die.)  Dan is great. He's a true champion of underpants and other things as well. This podcast is on The Audio Rope Network and that network will have a website at some point. 

Mike Sally Faerber (host of Mike Needs a Friend, a podcast on the Audio Rope network) stops by to talk about all of our sad times and the gold we mined from them. Grandaddy is the band this week. This episode wasn't out in time to promote Sally's sketch show but follow him on twitter @beardontap where his picture looks a whole lot like Matt Damon. Everyone gets sad. If you get really sad don't listen to our podcast, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255

Our special guest this week is Nate Ramsey, best friend to both man, woman, and machine. The group talks about what they do to motivate themselves in a world full of disappointment, failure, and heart ache. Opening song is Eye of the Tiger by Survivor because it's motivational if you were born in the 80's. I (Colin) will say this, you need to watch that video! Holy hell. The keyboardist can not figure out how to walk on camera and it's hilarious. The final song isn't the weird Czech song we usually use because I am sick of it. So it's a tune by Loretta Lynn. I'm just going to put in cool songs that you maybe haven't heard before at the end of episodes from now on. Hope that's alright but lets be honest, I'm doing it even if you hate it.

WARNING: low volume on this episode. All of the music is set to the same level so that you won't blow your earballs out of your skull parts. Song: Sigur Ros - Oveour. And of course the closing song is some Czech song or something, we don't even know, it's just something Colin found once and until the Audio Rope outro happens you have to listen to this song. This Week: Moments after Lauri and Colin offend some very PC young college gals at a stand up show Lauri learns Colin up on some very weird sports happening throughout this stupid planet of ours. This show is brought to you be The Audio Rope Podcast Network. Check out all the other shows. Special shout out to The Towel (Audio Rope) for having Lauri and Colin as guests (episodes 6 and 3 respectively.) Download that podcast, rate, subscribe, and put it in other people's ears.

This week Colin and Lauri try a new spin on the podcast. With just one list, Colin reads weird passages from the Bible and different interpretations of what those passages mean. Songs: Opening is Johnny Cash's "When The Man Comes Around" which is the song that Colin references during the show. And "Where is my Mind" from the PixIes. Neither Colin nor Lauri is an expert of anything...this podcast is not here for you to learn. Brought to you by: The AUDIO ROPE network of podcasts.

We looked around the internet and there doesn't seem to be any podcasts about serial killers. None...can you believe that?! We couldn't! We also weren't able to access a wide swath of the internet because we were using wifi from North Korea, so we had access to about 20 sites. Great sites though. Probably the best sites ever. Talking Heads are one of Colin's favorite bands and yes, Psycho Killer might not be the rarest of songs they've done but it's still great. So it's the intro. Any excuse to use T. Heads is a good one. Enjoy the episode. This changes everything.

PEOPLE LIKE THESE SHOWS?! Why? Colin and Lauri chitty chat about shows that people love but they don't like at all. We also get into the Tina Fey sketch, that's why we used Jeff Richmond's song from Kimmy Schmidt as the intro song. Also, this was late because we recorded it twice and then it still got delayed after that! So the show "Colin and Lauri Love You" has come and gone already. But thanks to those of you who did come out to watch. It will be coming back soon. @colinhughesLA - @lauriroggenkamp - @ttfpod

Intro song by Los Campesinos. Lauri and Colin talk about stuff they like to do when they aren't doing the stuff they need to do. It's pretty interesting. Super interesting. Wow, full of amazing stuff. Holy cow. SHUT. IT. DOWN.

In a very special episode Colin and Lauri discuss all of the important issues of the minute, as they see them.

Intro song is by Sidney Bechet, Colin's favorite musician of all time, if you like this, you should listen to all of his music. I'm here to sell albums right? This episode we chat about things we learned in our collective 18 years of doing 1-5 improv shows a week. @ttfpod @colinhughesLA @lauriroggenkamp/@lrogg facebook.com/tighttopfive and also facebook.com/hihighlandpark

Episode's Theme Song: David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans Today our heroes discuss things that they've chickened out of. Their stand up show Hi! Highland Park is coming back. They quit improv forever. Lauri thinks that she's hysterical and Colin makes a good point.  

Colin & Lauri are spiteful, jealous, jerks.

Colin and Lauri are good people with good intentions who have made mistakes. Lauri cannot be trusted in a hardware store and Colin cannot be trusted with an administration building at your college.

In this week's remake of Gone With The Wind, Colin Hughes and Lauri Roggenkamp discuss love, loss, lunch, and mostly what they believed in before but no longer believe in now. They (we...it's really just us writing this) avoid god, God, and GOD in this episode.

This week the gangs all here and they sit down at a fire and discuss ancient philosophy and life. It's an important episode about love, loss, and who had more money growing up.

Colin and Lauri talk about politics, what they hate about talking politics and how they basically hate everything. A very special episode. Also, Colin closes the loop on his murder trial where he murdered everyone.

There's no intro music this week because it's being uploaded from an underground bunker as we await the inevitable end of civilization. Oh, but the episode is about shit that frustrates us and our favorite love songs ever.

Is Tom Cruise embarrassed? It's an important question that we never talk about in this episode. What we do talk about are the top 5 Tom Cruise Movies and the top 5 Embarrassing Moments. The internet's Josh Mattingly, also of HMS Death, pops in and schools us with his movie knowledge.

Colin and Lauri discuss the top 5 things that makes them a scumbag and the 5 things they do to fall asleep at night. Don't forget to look up TTFPod on all social media places. We love you.