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Christel shares an unwelcome encounter with a bad date she ghosted. That gets us onto one of the world's favorite drugs: alcohol. Alyx recounts some wild stories, Lauren unleashes the "advil trick," and we all muse about our own relationships with booze.

The bitches go to see the movie Blockers (a comedy).

The bitches discuss various ways of spending their after-lives; specifically, who and what they would haunt. Lauren enlightens everyone on a new dating reality show, which Christel has applied for.

It's Lauren's birthday, so we talk about being old and stuff! Mainly, the difference between what you think adulthood is going to be like when you're a kid, and the the harsh reality. We also discuss our future spawn and continue the great debate on plastic surgery. Obviously, we end with alcohol.

It's April Fools' Day, but we're not messing around. Okay, we probably are. On today's installment, we talk about Christel's recent travels and share our vacation horror stories. We also dream about our ultimate destinations, and determine whether it's more important to see the world or live in luxury.

Today's episode has the bitches strolling down memory lane - we discuss old toys and games from childhood and our favorite Disney movies and characters. Christel gives us the inside scoop on working for the mouse, which devolves into sharing our worst job experiences and if we've ever been fired. Horoscope: disney princesses.

Christel and Lauren went to see "I, Tonya," and *spoiler alert* discuss their reactions here. Then the whole crew muses over reality tv and try to figure out what type of genre they would best fit into. We may or may not have come up with a brilliant idea for a show, which Mitch may or may not pitch to all of his bigwig producer peers.

Welcome back, bitches! Today's episode is all about deal-breakers in relationships and dating. We also discuss the demonic effects of yoga and makeup. Oh yeah, and Mitch gets a microphone.

It’s our very first podcast and we hit all the important topics. We go over our new year resolutions, discuss the desperation of the bumble dating pool, and debate the nuances of the tech world in a very strange and unnatural “would you rather?” We also end with our favorite horoscope meme for the week! Astrology is fun, bitches. Links: Artwork: www.corinnedodenhoff.com