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This Song F***ing Sucks!
55 minutes | Dec 24, 2017
Episode 50 "Do They Know It's Christmas" Band Aid
In the 80's it was fashionable for famous rock stars to get together to do a bunch of blow and record a song telling the public that they are terrible people. This is one such song: 1984's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" is the guilt trip you may be expecting from your family but with a catchy hook! and Bono! Merry Christmas, Dicks!
46 minutes | Dec 7, 2017
Episode 49 "Despacito" Luis Fonsi feat. Daddy Yankee & Justin Beiber
Dancing hair, Kevin Costner, and Days of Thunder are topics of conversation when Jeff and Jake are joined by Jon Fisch (Spiraling Up) to discuss "Despacito". Everyone else is talking about it and so are we.
46 minutes | Nov 22, 2017
Episode 48 "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)" The Offspring
Jamie Kennedy, pro coverage, and the punk hole are topics of conversation on episode 48 of This Song Fucking Sucks. Jeff is joined by comedian Alex Hooper (Crave) to discuss The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)". Catch the rainbow. #wannabe #tsfns #LyricRewrite #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative
45 minutes | Nov 8, 2017
Episode 47 "Hit Me Back" Jacob Sartorius
Tween love, misplaced self confidence, and a creepy delinquent cousin are the topics of conversation for episode 47 of This Song Fucking Sucks. On this episode Jeff is joined by cohost of The Shufflepod; George Macris to discuss youtube kid Jacob Sartorius and his song "Hit You Back". And that Black Bear guy. What a creep.
59 minutes | Oct 25, 2017
Episode 46 "Low" Flo Rida feat. T Pain
Halloween is just around the coroner (see what I did there?) so what better time of year to welcome back spooky return guest Kate Irizarry. With Jake Nunn in the copilot's seat Jeff helps Kate to discuss Flo Rida's 2008 song "Low" featuring T Pain. A multitude of fruits are discussed as well as many different pantlike clothing options. So get ready for some new vocabulary with episode 46 of This Song Fucking Sucks
53 minutes | Oct 10, 2017
Episode 45 "Mambo No 5" Lou Bega
Jeff taps former guest and Hell Fire singer Jake Nunn to cohost episode 45 with return guest Michael Cook of Retro Rocket Entertainment. This episode covers Lou Bega's late 1900's flash in the pan "Mambo No 5". TRUMPET!!
46 minutes | Sep 1, 2017
Episode 44 "A-Punk" Vampire Weekend
Herbal essences commercials, Columbia University, and Robitussin Cold & Flu are topics for episode 44 of TSFnS. Tackling Vampire Weekend's silly "A-punk" with equal silliness. Deal with it.
60 minutes | Aug 21, 2017
Episode 43 "Jack & Diane" John Cougar Mellencamp
Corn, chili dawg, and the good ol' days are topics covered in episode 43 of #TSFnS. JP & Jeff take a listen to John Cougar Mellencamp's "Jack & Diane" and get all wistful.
44 minutes | Aug 2, 2017
Episode 42 "I Will Wait" Mumford and Sons
Irish jigs, stupid haircuts, and free association are topics of today's discussion as the boys deconstruct 2012's "I Will Wait" by Mumford and sons.
48 minutes | Jul 20, 2017
Episode 41 "I Don't Fuck Wit You" Big Sean ft. E-40
Drunk people on line at the fast food restaurant, slide whistle, and three card monty are all part of the discussion this week as Jeff and JP Discuss Big Sean's questionable "I Don't Fuck Wit You". All this and Andy Rooney on 60 minutes. #impooping #kanyeyousuck #toothache #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #lyricrewrite
69 minutes | Jul 5, 2017
Episode 40 "All About That Bass" Megan Trainor
Jewelry stores, Mark Wahlberg VS robot cars, and old fashioned limericks are topics of broached during episode 40 of This Song Fuckings Sucks. JP & Jeff are joined by repeat guest Jake Nunn (Hellfire) to deconstruct Megan Trainors megahit 'All About That Bass". #FahtHahd #bringingbootyback #megatron #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #lyricrewrite
48 minutes | Jun 20, 2017
Episode 39 "Firework" Katy Perry
Plastic bags, Kin Jong Un, and Macaws are topics of discussion on episode 39 of This Song Fucking Sucks. Joining us is comedian John Westcott who shares his disdain for Katy Perry's girl power anthem "Firework" whilst Jeff Muppet dances like a 12 year old girl. #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #lyricrewrite #muppetdance #dudfirework #12yearoldgirl #plasticbag #multiplesourcesoflight
49 minutes | Jun 7, 2017
Episode 38 "Bubbly" Colby Caillat
Champagne brunch, oral, and Fleetwood Mac's Rumors are topics of conversation on today's episode of TSFnS. Join those zany kids JP and Jeff as they listen to "Bubbly" by Colby Caillat. Pants. #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #lyricrewrite #sillyplace #soulcontrol #maskface #RockyCaillat
63 minutes | May 24, 2017
Episode 37 "All Summer Long" Kid Rock
Mashups, bro country, and ventriloquists are topics of conversation on this the 37th episode of This Song Fucking Sucks. Today the knuckleheads are joined by Jack Browning to discuss Kid Rock's eye roller "All Summer Long". So put on your best Chef Boyardee stained wife beater and white trash up. #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #lyricrewrite #WerewolvesofAlabama #SoManyBros #RocknRollJackass #SugarSmackButtholes
60 minutes | May 13, 2017
Episode 36 "Flake" Jack Johnson
Baby dicks, laziness, and macadamia nuts are topics of discussion on episode 36 of This Song Fucking Sucks. Today JP and Jeff are joined by the great Andy Kovari (House of Rabbits, Dinosaur Dick) to get inside of Jack Johnson's 2001 dud. So pull up a cajon, get your puka shell necklace on, and fire up the devil sticks for another episode of This Song Fucking Sucks. #TSFnS #WhatDidWeLearnTodayChildren #thissongfuckingjamscolonapleasantalternative #clownfucker #cupcake #macadamianut #OJinaraincoat #NoOneLikesToFuckaClown #jacksbabyjohnson #dickbaby #lyricrewrite
60 minutes | Apr 27, 2017
Episode 35 "Somebody Told Me" The Killers
Pre-hipsters, flat affects, and disco beats are topics of discussion for episode 36: "Somebody told Me" The Killers #badteethsmallpenis #zeroaffect #ihatebrandonflowers #somebodyblowme #TSFnS #LyricRewrite
50 minutes | Apr 11, 2017
Episode 34 "Yellow" Coldplay
Biblical names, goop.com, and lots of poop stuff are at the center of today's discussion with drummer Andy Shoniker. JP and Jeff assist Andy in tackling the ins and outs of Coldplay's hit "Yellow" from 2000's Parachutes album. So much poop stuff. #goop #creamytears #veinytreeoflife #themedouche #steamdouche #alldookie #badteethsmallpenis
52 minutes | Mar 29, 2017
Episode 33 "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" Crash Test Dummies
Trolls, dead flounder, and special needs artists are topics of discussion for episode 33 of TSFnS. Jeff and JP welcome back James Roach to get real deep into the '90s piece of butt "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. Nothing pays off. #croaksinger #specialneedsband #SyourownD #TSFnS #trypod
50 minutes | Mar 14, 2017
Episode 32.1 "I hope You Dance" LeAnn Womack
Have your tissues ready because this week JP and Jeff explore the Successories theme song "I Hope You Dance" by LeAnn Womack. Prepare to be inspired! #TSFnS #TRYpod #HangInThereKitty #successories #TearJerkery #addBarf #InspirationalQuotesSetToMusic
59 minutes | Feb 28, 2017
Episode 31 "Cumbersome" Seven Mary Three
Gherkins, Columbia House, and knockin' are at the center of episode 31 as Jeff and JP welcome back TV Guidance Counselor himself Ken Reid to discuss Seven Mary Three's classically stupid "Cumbersome". @kennethwreid http://www.ikenreid.com @tvguidancecounselor http://www.thissongfuckingsucks.com #TSFnS #knockin #pumperdump #gripewater #johnnygherkinseed #cowmerbund #signsofastrokephone #terribletegu
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