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A gift from us to you - a collection of bits, breaks, flubs, with extra helpings of Chris yelling. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @actuallynotmike thisawfulpodcast@gmail.com Voicemail: 1-833-SOY-BOYS SMS: 781-62-AWFUL (781-622-9385) Subscribe to us on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and wherever else you listen to this garbage

A short one from 2019, where we read a brilliantly-written opinion piece about the merits of Christopher Columbus, from one of our city's esteemed newspapers, the Boston Herald. Afterwards, enjoy a voicemail from our good pal Jake, a guy from whom you should never accept any dipping sauce. NEW! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/mazsKUxbm3

Now that Chris and Mike are out of jail (big misunderstanding) (you should see the other guys) (they’re dead) (just kidding!) (unless?), we’re coming downtown to pod town for a whole new season of the goddamn show for some reason? That’s right: for absolutely no reason at all, and against the advice of counsel, your favorite pair of naughty minxes are getting wild for the first time in 20 months. Yeah we’re gonna yell at the TV. Yeah there’s gonna be an angry cop. And yeah....there’s even gonna be a Beau. Lap it up, you hogs!!!!!

Two unreleased clips here - one where Chris recalls his brush with Scientology, and one where we listen to some Flat Earth psycho's crazy song. We finish up with a classic clip..... the one where we get owned. Enjoy.

Hey there everyone - We are very pleased to introduce the extended cut of a favorite of ours! In 2018 we interviewed a Qanon honk named Duncan. Our phonecall with him ran pretty absurdly long so most of it ended up on the cutting room floor, but now we’re proud to present to you the original interview (with some minor edits for our vanity’s sake) PLUS a little over 40 minutes of interview that never made it to air!  This is one of our favorite episodes, so we hope you enjoy “Dunkin' on Dunkin: The Director’s Cut”. Keep a look out for more unreleased content soon!

Hi. Wow, this 2020 thing has been a real hoot, right gang? Enjoy this throwback to Thanksgiving 2019 when whiny boomer a very respectable and tough combat veteran named Drew Bennett wrote into the Baltimore Sun to answer the hot topic on everyone's mind, "How do I confront 'OK, Boomer' at Thanksgiving Dinner?" Then, an all-new-to-you clip featuring Chris explaining why he caught a 30-day ban from Facebook during the primaries. Stay tuned for more tidbits of unreleased stuff here and there until we resume production on new full episodes. Happy Thanksgiving, and stay home you filthy animals!!!!!!

**Whoops! We lost this episode in between the seats. If some topics are dated, well, you’re dated, how about that!!??! Hello friends. Be wretched with us as we discuss: Metaphysics with a real-life Opus Dei professorElon Musk and Grimes's baby which will one day consume us allThat very awkward moment Chris tried to remember the name given to Leonardo DiCaprio's group of friends who were very popular with the ladies back in the 90sThe YouTube ISIS Training Camps for Incels

Do you know John Lennon's classic tune, "So This Is Christmas?" He was singing it about our podcast, baby,  Chris gets a concussion (no funeral please) We interview posting God @muellerdad69 (now @TonyBeast1957) about his death and resurrection post-Starbucks crucifixionBeau is back, and we're listening to his Christmas EP! also, Taylor Swift please call him back, thx bb Happy holidays, you filthy animals

...you kids wanna see a dead body? Well here's the next best thing! * The View is shit and the world is a fuck, no surprises there* Michael Bloomberg: Not a billionaire....but a billion-CARE* Your incredibly stupid voicemails featuring bad opinions Remember to be a good sweetie and call (833) SOY-BOYS ttyl hun

Ehhhhhh, atsamattafayou, huh?? In this episode we talk about: Thanksgiving and our families (big and small) SPOILER ALERT! MIKE IS ITALIAN!!!!!!!! LOLObama reportedly telling close advisors privately that if Bernie Sanders had a strong lead going into the primaries, he would "step up" to stop Sanders from getting the nomination. Very cool. (via The Hill)Zume Pizza - 'memba them? - supposedly headed for a valuation of 4 BILLION DOLLARS WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK! We take a look at what it might be like to work there via their Glassdoor reviews. (via Vox/Recode)"How to deal with 'OK Boomer' at Thanksgiving: A Boomer's Guide" via some nerd using an AOL email address in 2019. (via The Baltimore Sun)Voicemail Ciao and vaffanculo

Hey gang! Let’s get freaking PISSED OFF! That’s right, it’s your favorite wise guys, back with another podcast where we mete out our personal vendettas on-air. This week we go after the big ones: Jim Bitchell, Bill Maher, John McCain, both Bob and Elizabeth Dole, Sara Morrison (literal monster), and more.  Remember, as always, to call us on our beautiful voicemail box: (833) SOY-BOYS Oh...and have a happy Thanksgiving with your fucking weird family.

SPECIAL ELECTION EPISODE: They said we couldn't do it. They said "Chris won't get out of bed." "Mike won't want to smell Chris's apartment" "Chris will get defensive about his smells." Well guess the shit what, chucklefuck, we beat the odds and gave you a fresh new ep to love and enjoy. Who's your God now, fancy boy?? In this episode: The race for Mayor in our little city of Malden, MA is next week. We sit down for a very serious, insightful, and - most importantly - real interview with our local dog catcher, Ward 3 City Councilor John Matheson. Please make sure John hears it and visit his Facebook page to say hello: https://facebook.com/MathesonForMayor/Kellyanne Conway - who COULDN'T. CARE. LESS about her husband making her look stupid, btw - proves this point beyond a shadow of a doubt by melting down on the phone with a Washington Examiner reporter. We check in with the squad at The View and, later on, gag through her stand-up (?) act.Our long-lost large, beautiful and widely-stanced son Beau Davidson now has a new movie credit (Don Draper on Mad Men 2).Josh Hammer, a writer with every asshole's favorite sewer, The Daily Wire, draws a correlation between the rise of polyamory and same-sex marriage. We hope he has sex very soon.

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! That's right folks, fuck Christopher Columbus and his dumb ugly ass. But, did you know… Christopher Columbus rode boats and drank wine with worms in it? That’s right pal: we read Peter Lucas’s article “A lot has changed since Christopher Columbus’ day” in the Boston Herald this week.  Also:  Rand Paul breaks more of his ribs on live TV (for the same reason Marilyn Manson did)We check out a brand-new board game brought to us by an old friendA heartwarming story in a Cracker BarrelWe say farewell to Shep Smith by sharing an old vid of him covering a really shitty situation in FloridaA mildly disturbing voicemail. OK have fun cuties

WARNING: We are very cranky in this episode. Why? We listen to interdimensional galaxy brain Bill Maher talk to Bari Weiss about the rise of anti-Semitism and let's just say they have some scorching hot takes. Then we listen to the Joe Biden float in and out of reality as he describes a run-in with the notorious.... *reads notes* Corn Pop. A very special thank you to @Clithaver, AKA mountain dew cum blast for this delicious content. https://twitter.com/clithaver/status/1167953482361393152

Hello pod mommies and daddies. Do you know where your pod children are? Hopefully listening to this ep because it is a DOOOZY folks. Among the things covered: Michael was a very, very bad boy and got kicked off of twitter dot comMike's very strange and highly educated co-workers that eat a full breakfast in the handicap stallDoes Mike have a Freudian pooping problem?Don't treat service industry people like shit. We will get you (politically)John Delaney does a very, very dumb thing in Boston

Hello, little pod children. In this ep we talk about: Yacht Rock; the thing with Jeff aka Jeffy-boy on Chris's FB; the NYC blackout; Mike's 101-degree fever; finally, Meghan McCain and the View discuss politics and Trump's hate speech/rhetoric at a 5th-grade level which may actually be too advanced for them.

We're back and still disappointing our parents. We discuss our week-long absence and what we've been up to for the last 7 days. Then we revisit an an old/new friend: the esteemed YouTube sensation "Mr. Reagan" aka Chris Kohls who isn't a cornball hack at all. We give a thoughtful critique of Mr. Reagan's video, which through about 24,000 jump cuts discusses AOC crying at an ICE detention center. We suffered through it so you don't have to. You're welcome. Opening theme by SittinDown Productions: https://soundcloud.com/sittindown/03-on-my-mind

Hello pod family. We have some very disturbing news for you delivered in a video by an extremely cool guy filmed in a weird hotel room which details the SHOCKING TRUTH behind AOC's campaign and the CHILLING plans for WORLD DOMINATION by... well, you'll hear for yourself. Also - some weirdo article about Beto O'Rourke, Fugazi and Minor Threat written by a guy who has no idea who any of them even are.

Helloooooooo podcast babies, it's your podcast daddies back AGAIN. That's right, you have two podcast daddies now, DO NOT cry and whine and ask "where are my real parents Mike and Chris boo hoo hoo hoo" because guess the fuck what cheesebrain: I don't know and more the fuck importantly I do NOT care. Anyway, in this very timely and topically relevant episode that we didn't take forever to edit (fuck you, Chris) we talk about Meghan McCain's crocodile tears on The View (our sister show). We then talk to Eli Valley, who did an incredibly good comic about her, and also does incredibly good comics in general. Please buy his stuff, he was super cool to us and we hope we'll talk to him again soon after he hurts the fee-fees of another shitty diaper failchild we all hate. Finally we close the Alex Jones vs. Joe Rogan saga with Alex's predictable appearance on Joe's show (after he said he'd string Rogan up like a Christmas hog................. politically). Talk to Eli Valley and tell him: hey buddy, sweet friggin' work - @elivalley, and visit his site http://www.elivalley.com

Did you think we just forgot to do another pod? Do you think this is a fucking game to us????? We're back and today we have a VERY VERY special interview with a very special boy to start us off. Then we re-visit our boy Eric Shelman, the prolific poet with the painful prose. Also: Laura Loomer has a sad and finally, Alex Jones says he's going to disembowel Joe Rogan........... politically