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Well, folks, it's happened. Everybody's favorite president got the Rona. But don't worry he's doing just fine, some are saying better than anybody has been in their entire life. This week we talk the debates, Trump getting down with the sickness, JoJo Siwa, a young 23 king, and much more. Hell World doesn't end, it's just getting started! 

TWB continues their tour of hell this week with a special guest from the Devil himself! This week we enter into the first layer of hell and go over the endless fight against Cuties, the passing of RBG, Donald Trump's love for his big strong boy, and our good friend Hard Rock Nick pays us a visit and gives us his favorite snack recommendations. Hell is looking a lot more normal during these times and we're here to bring the heat!

TWB is back from the bowels of the hell world that is California at the moment. The world the country has seemingly been crumbling deeper and deeper into the first layer of the hellscape and we're here this week to show you how and why. From fires, genocides, the NFL, and debating on the merits of OJs victory in court, we're here yet again to make sense of the riddles 2020 presented to us. It's not looking good out there folks, luckily TWB and our boys joining us this week, Donkey Farts are here to help you find solace. 

As well all know times are weird as hell and we've been forced to stay within the confines of our home. And while we know that may make a lot of people go crazy TWB is here to help give you something to ease the insanity. Join us this week as Erik, Cesar and Josh talk about their quarantine watch lists. We discuss some of our favorite films seen over the lockdown era including films by the Safdie Brothers, David Lynch, Joel Edgerton, and more.

AAAHHHH, TWB is finally free! We back in full swing this week after a grueling heatwave. We're not out of the woods yet with the heat so please excuse the slight AC sounds in the background In this episode, we go over the strange RNC, the slow and invenitbale integration of QAnon into everyday politics, we try and gain access to Cesar's zoom, and lastly dip back into Josh's favorite realm of Tik Tok. LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND LIBERTY OF THE AMERICAN DREAM. THE BEST IS YET TO COME! 

TWB continues on! It's been a real scorcher in Los Angeles lately and unfortunately, we weren't able to find a place to record that didn't feel as though we were all about to explode. This week we uploaded another one of our mixes and actually uploaded it across all platforms so please do not flag us :). Tracklist below Mat/Matix - Bay Breeze BOY DUDE - Rainbow Waterfall Social Lovers - Debra Toka Project - Time To Leave Soul Connection - R U Available  Toka Project - Falling Dam Funk - Fisticated  Midnight Magic - Beam Me Up World Premiere - Share The Night (Breakdown Mix) 6th Borough Project - In Your Arms 40 Thieves - Don't Turn It Off (Greg Wilson Remix) Lil Gin - Strapped At All Times. We do not own the rights to this music.

This week we are joined by killer multi-media artist and long time friend Valentina Zapata. Val is a guest we've been wanting to have on for a long time now. She currently plays in two bands, Yungatita and Katzù Oso, is continuously creating art, runs a studio in the heart of Mariachi Plaza and so much more. We sit and talk with her about her run-ins with the cops (ACAB/FTP FOREVER) and we reminisce on our early party days in Los Angeles. You can find her music in the links below! https://soundcloud.com/yungatita https://yungatita.bandcamp.com/ https://katzuoso.bandcamp.com/music

Do you know how to count? If you don't this week we have a few tunes to help you learn. As it's been the entire 2020 we have yet another week of weirdness in store for you. This week we're talking Epstein related assassination attempts, Cesar's new found love for Hamilton, we look at American History blockbusters, the Wall of Mom's, and lastly we revisit one of our favorite families. The weirdness doesn't stop and neither does TWB.

TWB continues on! This week we take a look at the Wayfair child storage conspiracy, our very own Jowal gets his big break on Twitter and is possibly a Qguy, we discuss the scary reopening of Disney World, the new Afghanistan budget, and round things off reminiscing on our glory days. We also have sitting in with us this week, long time listener and friend Erik Quesada. The world still a mess folks but we're still hearing giving you your solace.

TWB is back this week with an extra creepy and weird one for you folks. This week we talk all things creepers in the world including Ghislaine Maxwell's recent arrest, strange houses in Milwaukee, even weirder social rituals in St Louis, the tragedy behind Vanessa Guillen, the Seth Rich murder, how much people still want to love Obama and much more. The world is a weird place people and guess what, you'll never be able to unravel its secrets, so we're here to help pierce the veil. Consider us your Veiled Prophets of the world.

The world is still a cruel and horrific place, but we're here to guide you through the darkness. This week we keep things funny and light with a tribute to George F-Floyd by France and America too actually, favorite DJ David Guetta. It's still ACAB and power to the people! But we could all use a good laugh right now. Next we take responsibility with our favorite celebs, take a look at some really great people on Tik Tok, discuss our smells and see what the hell is going on with the comedy scene in Los Angeles. It's tough out there folks but we're here to make it slightly less painful.

Let’s get one thing straight before we introduce today’s episode, Fuck The Police. There, now that we’ve got that out of the way, welcome back! It’s another episode of Third World Ballers! As you might’ve guessed we’re going to take this time to dive into the protests, the unlawful murders of civilians by cops, defunding the police, refunding communities, looting, rioting, and the whole gamut that has run its course these last few weeks. We seek to not only amplify the voices of the black struggle in America, but also to voice our opinions on the wanton violence and aggression committed by these occupying forces - known widely as the police. What does refunding a community look like? What are the arguments, and justifications, against (hint: there are none)? So sit back, spark a blunt, drink a cold beer, and chill with the Ballers as we proudly exclaim, FTP and ACAB Baby!

TWB continues on in the age of the Rona. This week we're joined by a number of mask hating Karens as we check in to see how the country is handling the slight ease in restrictions. These people are fighting for your rights America so listen up! Also included in this weeks episode are a number of public freak outs, our favorite science loving and roast master Amy Klobuchar's potential VP nomination, and of course we remind you all of how much the elites hate you. We're living in the early age of Salò folks and TWB is gonna help you shove the poop right down your throats. Enjoy

TWB continues on this week rona and quarantined free. This week we check back in with our SilverCorp bro's, reluctantly discuss more corona madness, Josh introduces the boys to New Jack, and lastly we discuss Cesar's fetish of being beaten along many other fetishes including those of the cream variety.

TWB is finally back after a 3 month hiatus and boy do we have lots to talk about. As expected we're giving our quarantine season catch up. We dive into the recent rallies in Los Angeles where Jowal gives us his first hand account of the madness. We also discuss the potential for a revolution in the US, the decline and sabotage of the Bernie campaign, the mush brain that is Biden, the Jack Ryan wannabes that is SilverCorp in Venezuela, our thoughts on a conspiracy regarding the pandemic and so much more. It's been a doozy of a year and we're all back to shift through the muck once again!

We’re back and we’re fucking triggered! What’s triggering us you might ask? Well, take a quick look around the country and you’ll find a couple of things. For instance, Housing 4 Moms in Oakland standing up to the paramilitary and vulture realtors, Donald Trump Junior trying...to do something, our TWB anxieties with social media and the decade, Hillary dumbass Clinton still popping her head up, and a would you rather scenario to die for. So stick around and get triggered with us because we love being angry! We love it! Hashtag me too!

Live! From TWB studios! It’s Third World Ballers! We’re returning to our original form and welcoming back former cohost, and new booty, Jowal Baller Quitl. The legend has returned and today we’re running through the steady stream of characters that have made up this podcast. From Lex Steele, to Javelin Melody, to Wes Watson, to Greta fucking Thunberg and Grandpa Joe, all our favorites are joining us for a night of sextravaganza. Later in the episode we tackle the live democratic national debates, in which daddy Bernie has led poll after poll before the upcoming caucuses in Iowa and New Hampshire. We also discuss the snake in the grass, Warren, who has succeeded in shattering her progressive relationship with all Native Americans and Bernie’s platform. Live Live Live! Bing Bing! We’re back and we’re not going anywhere! So get that paperwork in order, sit back, and enjoy the show.

The boy is back in town and your Third World Ballers are exploding into 2020. A decade has ended, and what a mightily stupid decade it was, but now we’re standing on the precipice again staring into the maw that is the 2020 elections, World War III, police brutality, and Kevin Chomo Spacey’s message to the world. If you want to survive in this perilous world then you need to explode onto the scene like our good friend Lexington Steele. One watch has ended, and another begins. Uh-huh.

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Your favorite warriors of God are back in the fucking mix. Today we’re taking a look at our behemoth of a creation in the realm of dad critic, one who hates petulant children like Greta, then we move on to another dad, Biden, who’s sundowning performance has delivered to us comedy gold. Afterward we discuss Pelosi's recent television appearance and connect her talking points with the recently released Afghanistan Papers from the WAPO. Then we hop back into the deadpan guilt ridden show developed by and for paranoiacs, Jack Ryan! We’re almost near the end, we hope. Lastly we talk Clinton’s lizard appearance on the Stern Show. Folks, it’s not looking too good out there!