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AAANI and Roaring Girl fall into a love triangle, Rae is having a hard time. Just a normal day at Kirby High

We're Back! With a New Arc! Rae Gets a New Look! AAANI Get's into Binge Watching, and a new Team Member Approaches!

You've Got Questions! We Got Answers. Our first Q and A of Series Two

Coda to arc one, First Bell. Rae and AANNI quiz the Inquisitor and Nightboi calls home.

We did it! Dates Obtained! Outfits Gotten! Listen to our most fashion packed episode yet and maybe get the bottom of the big mystery.

Welcome to Masks Episode 9! Nightboi checks out some sick blacklight posters, AANNI can read a room, and Rae goes to the mall.

Ignore Hayden's intro, it's Masks Episode 8! Nighboi isn't a narc, Rae makes friends, and AANNI finds a date to the dance. 

The party's over and the fun has just begun. Our good friend Matthew Van Zandt from Square Roots joins us as the evil villain Gorilla Napoleon! Join us as Rae rains, Nightboi smashes, and AAAAAAAANI gets big!

The kids got a notice about their very close friend Taurus and head off to investigate! In the process, they get into some hospital shenanigans and catch up with some old friends. And then it's party time as Rae makes friends with the most popular girl in school, AAAAAAAANI finds out if robots can get drunk, and Nightboi gets suspicious.

We're back! Technical difficulties and sickness postponed this episode, but we hope it's worth the wait. This episode brings a slice-of-life morning routine that ends with mandatory combat training. Also Rae meets the coolest person ever, AAAAAAAANI over-extends herself, and Nightboi flips out. 

It's time for school! The weekend is over and the kids are heading to class. We get a little dose of their morning routine and a bit of investigating when they're called to a sudden assembly. What happens next could tear the group apart as AAAAAAAANI over reaches, Rae falls in love, and Nightboi gets humiliated in PE. 

We're joined by our first special guest of the campaign! Rae, AAAAAAANI, and Nightboi find the secret D&D group, but their encounter is interrupted by a bank robbery headed by the nefarious Duo Sonic (played by Kyle Claset of the bomBARDed podcast!) Things get metal in this action packed episode featuring Rae floofing, AAAAAAANI running at a normal pace, and Nightboi learning to never meet your heroes.

AAAAAAANI, Rae, and Nightboi meet up again the next day and decide to figure out the I-in-an-I mystery. With the help of a friend and some Google-sleuthing, they'll learn that some mysteries are just the tortilla of a mystery burrito. Also in this episode: Rae is a pro Instagram stalker, Nightboi learns a powerful lesson about janitor friendship, and AAAAAAANI feels everything is awkward.

The new campaign begins in earnest! Rae, AAAAAAANI and Nightboi are together in detention with a few other kids when suddenly an alarm goes off locking them in their room. What happens next? If you answered "A whole lot of hijinks" you're right! Follow the action as ANI runs to the bathroom, Rae gives a tight hug, and Nightboi monkeys around!

Happy Holidays, Nightbirds! Here's a special show and sequel to the original campaign featuring Jelly going off by herself to find her sister. It features Bobbie (Rae in TSMR2), Michael M. Rader (We'll Get It Right Next Year) and Ryan Lynch (We'll Get It Right Next Year, Divisive Issues). We guarantee an episode full of cheer!

Finally we introduce Stan's character, the adolescent vampire Nightboi! A recent convert to the world of undead, Nightboi struggles with constant frustration and seething anger. He just wants to be a normal boy and now he has an eternity to perfect it.

This week's prologue is all about Ivan's robogirl AAAAAAANI! It's an after school special about toxic friendships. AAAAAAANI is loud but not proud in this very special episode of TSMR.

Welcome TSMR listeners to the beginning of our second campaign! Meet Rae! Played by Bobbie, theirs is the first of the three main player characters and this is their prologue! Rae makes a new friend and plays a fun prank with disastrous results.

This is it folks! The ending of campaign one! The final battle between the Nightbirds and Alianna commences. In this episode Alianna embarrasses her selves, Jelly does the thing, Skumk tastes sadness, and Coen is sick with cold.  Thanks forever to Noel from Dames and Dragons and Michael M. Rader from We'll Get It Right Next Year in lending us their delightful selves. 

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to listen to TSMR. This our finale, folks! Well, part of it. While this is just over an hour, there was a TON of material to wade through that couldn't be done in less than a day.  Noel (Dames and Dragons) and Michael M. Rader (We'll Get It Right Next Year)join us for our return to Landyworld and the Nightbirds get their revenge on The Black Parade and start their showdown with Alianna. In this episode Jelly fails to reason, Skumk gets new scale armor, Coen suffers, Garbager stinks, and Alianna shocks them all.