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114 minutes | Jan 9, 2022
THE PILONIDAL CYST
A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I realize we've both had a similar health issue, a caller finds out the person he's been hooking up with has a whole family, and my toe starts hurting and I complain about it a lot.I actually think it's a pretty good episode. I am a gecko.
74 minutes | Jan 2, 2022
GECKS AND DOGS
Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko.
106 minutes | Dec 26, 2021
TROUBLE GECK (ft. Attorney Tom)
Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat house's punch bowl, ruining an ex-boyfriends car, and other things.Later on I talk with a couple of people having relationship issues and a guy who is annoyed at people for asking about his tattoos. I am a gecko.
123 minutes | Dec 19, 2021
TIRES AND TIRED
A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.Use the code GECKO for 20% off at checkout at www.sheathunderwear.com. The podcast has ads now and I use the money to buy cigarettes for the elderly. Sometimes I keep one of the cigarettes for myself. I don’t smoke but I thought it would look cool to maybe just hold a cigarette. I don’t know what I’m talking about any more. Listen to the podcast. So I can get more ad money to buy more cigarettes for the elderly. I am a gecko.
99 minutes | Dec 12, 2021
GECKO FLAVORED VAPE JUICE
Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listening to people shit, falling in love with an older woman in Jamaica, life in a bustling London village, and more. I am a gecko.
126 minutes | Dec 5, 2021
"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER"
Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband who serially lies to his wife, a woman who believes everyone is obsessed with her, and more. I am a gecko.
103 minutes | Nov 28, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE?
Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her van, a pro-wrestler, and much more. We also consider getting domed in a BDSM dungeon and try to quit cocaine.
114 minutes | Nov 21, 2021
THE DEBAUCHED GECKSOME
Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy afraid of pigs, and more. I am a gecko.
94 minutes | Nov 15, 2021
THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO
Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America to teach people but does not know anything, and then more callers also. This episode of the podcast was hosted by a gecko.
105 minutes | Nov 8, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?
Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing a bookcase on a bully, and more. Later I’m joined on a call with Sueco The Child to discuss whether or not putting your finger in someone’s butthole makes you guys an item. Then there are more calls after that. It’s a fun one. Hoooo wee!!!
76 minutes | Oct 31, 2021
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?
People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn about all of them. I am a gecko.
88 minutes | Oct 25, 2021
WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?
I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I just used it to spout a bunch of nonsense and la neee kahh zuuuah!!!!!!!!!!
75 minutes | Oct 18, 2021
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There are too many ideas for just one person to pick a favorite one, but these brave callers do it anyway. God bless them. People also talk about things that have nothing to do with the topic. Which is okay.
81 minutes | Oct 10, 2021
THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT
A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman he doesn't love, and a guy accidentally dunking his balls into a toilet bowl of shit. It was a great episode. Something for everyone. Chill and have a listen.
138 minutes | Oct 3, 2021
LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG
Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty channeled his inner gecko and gave advice on relationships and poop and ghosts and more. Give it a listen. Video version on youtube.com/lyleforever.
99 minutes | Sep 27, 2021
GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in.
81 minutes | Sep 19, 2021
A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in from The Netherlands using his burner phone. The call probably cost him a lot of money. More people call in after that but I'm not gonna give a description of all of their calls because that would take too long.
92 minutes | Sep 13, 2021
This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoaster though because this is an audio medium. But just imagine it. Someone calls in and really sells me on the idea of doing DMT. Other things happen too. Have a listen. I love you. Tell your dad I said hi. Balls.
93 minutes | Sep 5, 2021
CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?
I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska.
83 minutes | Aug 29, 2021
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?
In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, family issues, and other serious-ish and not serious-ish stuff. Also a guy's dog pisses on his floor and he talks to me while he cleans it. I think this is a good episode. But i'm also bias because I made it. Thanks for listening. I am a gecko.
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