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Bring it in, team. Huddle up. I’m so dang proud of each and every one of you. Do you know why? Because this is it, folks. This is the big show. We watched I Want To Believe (2008) and now we’re going to talk about it. But after that, it’s a finale funfest with interviews from […]

Courtney and Alison watched S09E19-20 of The X-Files “The Truth” – Listen and learn in our penultimate episode EVER about amazing unsolved mysteries such as buffet memories, break-out boys and a decisive understanding about the plot of this fucking show lol jk.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E18 of The X-Files “Sunshine Days” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as crash pad etiquette, why Courtney is afraid of Kitty Carryall, and how we finally managed to find an episode we liked.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E17 of The X-Files “Release” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to stay on good terms with your ex-wife, the best way to infiltrate FBI training, and 10 tips to organize your murder wall.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E16 of The X-Files “William” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as push-up goofs, judgemental farm wives, and why we’re still talking about this bad, bad baby.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E15 of The X-Files “Jump the Shark” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as what happened in a whole other show we didn’t watch, all about shartilage, and nature of “The Hot Dog Schism”

Courtney and Alison watched S09E14 of The X-Files “Scary Monsters” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as how to throw the perfect Pig’n’Putt, what Pa is up to, and why this little boy is 2spooky4us, The mutual aid fund mentioned by Courtney at the top of the show is the Emergency Release Fund, and we […]

Courtney and Alison watched S09E13 of The X-Files “Improbable” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as why God has a trunk full of individual jewel cases, and the reason we think that actually, for once maybe you should watch this episode.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E12 of The X-Files “Underneath” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as yoked jesus, acceptable lawyer living situations, and all the stinkjuice that’s fit to wade through.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E11 of The X-Files “Audrey Pauley” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as mascot fear, coma classes and the most sexual pop hit of 2001.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E10 of The X-Files “Providence” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as grown man baby heads, coma speed runs, and a new podcast record for blasphemy.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E09 of The X-Files “Provenance” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as three men and a big baby, adult skinned knees, and a memorable trip to Fist City.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E08 of The X-Files “Hellbound” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as big babies, bad babies, and how to be your own grandpa.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E07 of The X-Files “John Doe” – Listen and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as cinematographer fails, alternate gay romance realities and another fine chapter of The Nook Book

Courtney and Alison watched S09E06 of The X-Files “Trust No 1” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as Easter Schadenfreude, Internet Cafe Cyber-crime, and the Ballad of Pot-Boy

Courtney and Alison watched S09E05 of The X-Files “Lord of the Flies” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as our vital island updates, John Arbuckle yank crimes, and how the writers of the X-Files still manage to have gone their entire lives without meeting a single teenage girl.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E04 of The X-Files “4-D” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as the character assassination of perfect old ladies, secret bed-sheet flavor savers, and what really honks.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E03 of The X-Files ” Dæmonicus” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as Dinky the lost eighth dwarf, why Doggett is hashtag relatable, and what percentage of holy water is actually piss.

Courtney and Alison watched S09E02 of The X-Files ” Nothing Important Happened Today Part 2″ – and then Alison accidentally deleted the file before they could edit it so here’s this instead.

Join Courtney and Alison as they recap the first episode of the FINAL season of The X-Files – S09E01 ” Nothing Important Happened Today  ” – and learn about amazing unsolved mysteries such as Xena’s suspect origins, the great Wall of LeBron, and proving that we are on the very cutting edge of the zeitgeist: CATS.