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This week we contemplate becoming a relationship advice podcast, we talk about the woman who woke up from a coma with a chinese accent, Dave tells you all about how the whole human race is an experiment and also a meat farm for aliens and we brainstorm the idea of a horror movie in which Mark Zuckerberg is a surfing mime who terrorises a small coastal town… yeah, you read that right. Strap in guys- it’s Mime Time. Oh and remember, it's all about Voorny.

This week is mostly nonsense. We apologise to mice that make stew, what kind of alcohol we'd be, robots and Lincoln Batman. Dave tells you (again) about his love of characters, Leanne talks about her newfound love of Magic the Gathering and both chat alot of random nonsense for an hour or so. So take a seat, relax ya batty, and let your brain drink the weird mind soup. Oh and remember, it's all about Voorny. Don't forget that... his eyesight means alot to him.

You won’t guess it from the title but we get serious in the first half and talk about the Me Too mark Two movement and then move seamlessly into the evolution of Karen,  Elon Musk’s Neurolink, Leanne being an Egyptian Priestess in a past life, mediums and the SIlver Haired Prince of Liverpool himself- Derrick Ackorah. SAM- wish Leanne a Happy Birthday and remember… MARY LOVES DICK!

This week we revert to full silly goose mode. We talk about  whether it's really possible to be friends with the opposite sex in a heterosexual relationship, Julian Solomita's noodle, ASMR and sleep stories, Julian Solomita's hair, being old and our old people ways, Julian Solomita's YouTube channel... oh and about Dave because remember, this is all about him. And his new haircut.

Oh boy what an monster of an Episode we have today. Introducing the first EVER guest to the Podcast, Stallion. Stallion is a full time Twitch streamer from the UK who has seen rapid success and growth over the past two years. We talk Call of Duty, Twitch and everything in between!

This week we start off serious and talk about the murder of George Floyd, police brutality in the United States and America seeming to be at breaking point. In the ‘second half’ we turn our focus back to old Blighty and talk about that little slut Henry the Hoover, Princess Beatrice on pingers, a ‘so-bad-it’s-good’ tattoo from Grimsby and CHANELLLLL, The African Grey. Relax and enjoy listening to various nonsense from two morons who love each other. But remember, it’s all about… Justice For George Floyd.

We talk about how I was in a comedy parody rap group, cushions and how if I was in an internet beef, I would just break down and cry.

Leanne is in a VERY excited mood and we sit down and have a chat with my mother to discuss how she thought the Sat Nav could hear her talking, the millennium wheel taking flight and drumming gorillas! This one is NOT to be missed.

A rather serious episode where we talk about being in terrible relationships, being bad at maths, cremation and bum trees.

We talk Marc Rebillet, The Greater Goods (A Porn VHS tape me and my friends used to pass around) and I read some old journal notes from when I first got dumped. *CRINGE WARNING*

We talk about what animal that would fight by our side if we were comic book villains. If we could be heard by the entire world for 30 seconds what would we say? And who we would like to be trapped in quarantine with.

We talk about my horrible witches foot, getting dumped and the story of when Leanne shat herself on a date!

We talk White dog sh*t hunting, dolphins and bathing in jesus' blood.

We talk about The secret, having kids and Dr. Mark Keim.

We talk about the Coronavirus (obviously), poo, vomit and pigeons.