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Three grown adults, one who is Katie Cwirko, discuss the live musical stage experience POKEMON LIVE for roughly twice the length of the musical. And they did it last October. We're very sorry! Do a quick giggle and it's fine. Call us! 607-323-7168

Three grown adults, one who is Emily Kinslow, discuss the Pokemon motion picture The Power of Us, which was supposed to be "the good one" and finally come to terms with their feelings about Ash. Topics include: The color of ditto. 2Cool4Pokemon. Yelling at a flower. WHAT IS WIND?!? Matt asks ANOTHER person about hitting an animal with a ball. Bottle of Milk. What if air moves out of town?? Yikes or Nikes. Are these just ads? Who is God; What is Pokemon Power? Call us! 607-323-7168 And check Emily out on Instagram @emkinzlow

Three grown adults, one who is Andrew Nealis, discuss the Pokemon film Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel and actually get legitimately excited recapping it. And Pat breaks a microphone. Topics include: A Novelization of birds screaming, a zombie fungus, Matt's new best tea boi, "Our Rocky", Gengars is scary, Doc Ock's skin arms, Half Bo-Peep Half Rabbit Half Robot; All Cop, The Ass-Off, Meowth ugly crying impressions, blastin'. Call us! 607-323-7168 RE: staffs, beards, splinter, power, did pat like this movie?, did you ever see a dog walk away from being hit by a car, unharmed?, do you have a dog?, poor vs porter, and NOTHING LESS

Three grown adults, one who is Megan Chialastri, triumph over their past failures and struggle to remember the mishmashed nightmare-movie which is Hoopa and the Clash of Ages. Mostly they talk about other things, though, like lettuce, Eureeka's castle, hard seltzers, and what things they think might be Pokemon. Check out Megan at https://twitter.com/meganissleepy  Call Us! 607-323-7168

Three grown adults, one of whom is Jacquie Baker, watch the 2015 Oscar Animated Short hopeful Pikachu and the Pokemon Music Squad. We call a brother, we talk about Benjamin Button, too much Harry Potter, Pokemon sex A-G-A-I-N, Ash Ketchum: Presidential Candidate, and old memes. God damn this is a fun fucking episode. #dancingbaby Call Us! (especially if you're Jacquie's grandmom) 607-323-7168

Three grown adults, one who is Megan Chialastri, face technical issues while watching the Pokemon movie Hoopa and the Clash of Ages. Pat says "Unfiltered and Extreme! It's like the Joe Rogan Experience, but good. We will finish up with part ONE of this podcast with Megan when we can, but in the meantime, check them out at https://twitter.com/meganissleepy or https://www.meganchialastri.com/ Call us! 607-323-7168

Four grown adults, one who is Alvaro Lopez Moreno and one who is Josh Yarnall, sit around and discuss the oddly-named short animated feature Pikachu, What's This Key? and three of them do a Meowth impression. We answer some heavy questions like "Is Pokemon Go a Sport?" "Do all trains have wheels?" "Would you eat a pizza that fell out of a portal?" and "Why are we doing this?"  Email us! theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com Check out https://www.wormtooth.net/ or https://www.facebook.com/nopeface/ for more Alvaro and https://www.facebook.com/portabletomorrow/ for more Josh!

Three grown adults, one who is Katie Cwirko, watch an infuriatingly nonsensical film called Pokemon The Movie: Diancie and the Cocoon of Destruction, and Katie ends the podcast with a hilarious and amazing surprise. Topics include: "Hey, come fuck my dad!" This is not a smooch movie. Diancie saturates the diamond market. 900 Tongue-Frogs. ARGUS STEAL! The Chrysalis of Hot Topic.    Email us! theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults, one who is Jeff Stormer, watch the very first Alexa-narrated drug movie, Eevee & Friends.  They discover the grossest Pokemon, learn how to throw a dinner and a show, make some goth friends, and talk about Pokemon reproduction again. Also, what a kitchen is. Fascinating stuff. Email us! theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com Check out the Party of One Podcast for more Jeff!

Two grown adults say goodbye to a third as they discuss the animated feature presentation Genesect and the Legend Awakened and hear the last Train Fact of their lives. Topics include: We vow to write a Pokemon movie. Big Bad Beetleborgs. The Pokemon noise heirarchy. THE WORST JOKE OF ALL TIME. A great improv scene. Ash is god. Can MewTwo fuck? A Pokemon yells "Boner." Call us: 607-323-7168 Email us: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults sit around and eat candy bars and watch cartoons. Specifically, the short cartoon feature Meloetta's Moonlight Serenade, featuring the Pokemon. This episode is not brought to you by the Hair Cuttery.   Email or call us about your favorite haircut experience and/or to say a nice farewell to Ashleigh! 607-323-7168 or theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults finally take time out of their dumb stupid lives to talk about the important things: The movie Kyurem and the Swords of Justice, while two of them are in the woods surrounded by animals. Topics include: The 3 sounds you'll hear in the woods. My Little Dartagnon. The Sort-Of Justice. Our telepathic voices. Penocentricism. Scraggy has nothing going on. How do water Pokemon store water? Many train facts. We actually will be back next week! Call us! 607-323-7168

Three grown adults talk about TWO POKEMON MOVIES -- Pokemon Black: Victini and Reshiram and Pokemon White: Victini and Zekrom and, essentially, it takes them the first two minutes of the podcast to essentially figure out which one is called which. Essentially. Topics include: Infinity War spoilers again. Our lives are boring. Did Jeffrey Dahmer eat regular food? We hate Cilan. Macarons or Macaroons? Ashleigh is angry about Clingclangs. Half-Dragon/Half-Spaceship. Analogous. Anagulous. Analajuss. The Ancient Pop-Up Book of Our People. "Why?" Can you believe Facebook? Call us: 607-323-7168 Email us: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults talk about the direct-to-dvd Pokemon movie Zoroark: Master of Illusions and so obviously there's a 10 minute section that's only about people switching genitals. Topics include: Mickey ZO'Rourke. Tobey Maguire's Batman. A The Who song, but about Pokemon. Maybe these Team Rocket guys aren't so smart after all. Flamonkey VS Infernape. The heirarchy of Grandma names. Why don't more movies end with every character dying? Pat's suspicious the movie has Tea Party leanings. Journalists love sewers. We argue about Ash's age again. They still don't know how boats work. Call us: 607-323-7168 Email us: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults, stricken with Valentines love, chat dreamily about the epic animated romance Arceus and the Jewel of Life which took them three weeks to watch. Topics include: Dialga is the Kramer of Pokemon. Brock takes one to the dick. Palkia casting. Rock, Paper, Scissors, GOD! Time and Space are 2 Robot Dogs. Pats new Catchphrase! The worst rankings segment ever. Call us: 607-323-7168 Email us: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com 

Three grown adults get very sleepy as they talk for almost 3 hours (their time; about 2 hours your time) about a Pokemon movie called Giratina and the Sky Warrior that one of them watched in Japanese. Topics include: Sports! Old man Pikachu. Pat's Sonic tumblr. EVERYTHING IS A POKEMON! Pokemon Ash has yelled at. Keep light out of our water. Is Piplup the new Psyduck? No, it's not. NEWTON INFINITE GRACELAND. The Return of TRAIN FACTS! Super villain graphic design. Reggie Gigas and his Army of Warthogs. Florgy. Who is the Sky Warrior? A voicemail!   Call us: 607-323-7168 Email us: theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com 

Three grown adults talk about the very good animated Pokemon film The Rise of Darkrai and say "Lickilicki" a lot then run out of time. Topics include: God is a Pokemon. Muppets again. Is Professor Oak hot? Finally, a podcast talks about the ending of Lost! A joke about Mitt Romney for some reason. "I go to musical leaf college" A very convoluted way to get in touch with us. My friend Thony. Oracion is not a Pokemon. Ash vs Stairs again. Baron Gaston the Lickilicki. Ass has a rash ion. Call us! 607-323-7168

Three grown adults watch a 45 minute Pokemon movie and talk about it for 2 full hours and then some. But first Matt explains an esoteric Pokemon mechanic for way too long, and his audio is fucked up... hang in there and it all gets better I promise! Topics include: PicaChew, a rad theme song, a Major Event!, Don't Call me Kidnapper, Ash yells at a light, Mirage Master Makes a Mewtwo, senile Sherlock Holmes, Tracey: the Ultimate Insult. Email us! theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Three grown adults spend like 16 hours of their Christmas prep time watching an animated art film entitled "Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea" which is, I think, some sort of meditation on how boring it is to look at fish. Pat's chair breaks. Topics include: Ash's puberty. The Marvel Method of writing movies. Jack Reacher, Pokemon Walker. The Marvel Method of movie titles. Brock tones it down. BOB DOLE. A traveling band of Trader Joe's managers. A shark poop joke. Little kid self-defense. Mime Jr for US Senate! Rick Santorum sucks. Pokemon are like hot water bottles. A cool Nintendo boss. Ash dies AGAIN. Check out THE MERRY WORST [rss / itunes] our 13-episode holiday gift to you! And check out our appearance on the Luke Loves Pokemon holiday special! EMAIL US! theveryworstpodcast@gmail.com

Starting some time tomorrow (or today, depending on upload speeds) you can check out our SPECIAL GIFT  PODCAST: The Merry Worst! A podcast that is only about the Pokemon Christmas album Pokemon Christmas Bash from Koch Records.   Merry Christmas!