28 minutes | Jun 3, 2013
We got our own Newyorkin Jew
Las Vegas podcasters Anthony and Austin from The Vegas Shuffle failed on this one listeners. We brought in an actual NewYorkin. That word not making sense to you? Then you need to listen to our last Craigslist podcast where Austin made that into a word. We would like to introduce to you all Georgi. A 20 year old Jew from New York. Even though Georgi has lived in Las Vegas for the better part of her life her parents are to thank for her strong accent. You will be amazed to hear how Georgi has been driving around with her grandma for the last 4 years. Did we mention that her grandma died back in 2000. That's right her dad being an ultimate Jew didnt want to pay to bury his own mother so he just had her cremated. She is still in a brown cardboard box. Don't worry we plan to set Georgi's grandma free up on Mount Charleston. Oh yeah we also have a good friend Ricky in studio and he had promised to help spread Rita's ashes. We were trying to do a pre interview before we went on a cat bus ride downtown to try and interview some tourist. But as the night unfolded we never got on that piss soaked bus instead we went to Chicka Bonita where Georgi fell in love with a stripper and Ricky met a old friend who strips now Austin left before the bartender could make him pay for his first drinks and I fell for a hot Hispanic mama Sita. I found a real rare rose. Listen to what we got recorded it short and sweet and filled with a lot of laughs and I promise we will get those tourist interviews for you guys next week. Comment below and hope you enjoy the podcast.
81 minutes | May 30, 2013
Catfish on Craigslist
All I have to say is wow, just wow. On todays Las Vegas podcast, The Vegas Shuffle plays around with the popular website Craigslist. There have been plenty of nights that the two of us have felt lonely needing some company from the opposite sex. What do you do when you don't want to leave your house? Maybe even sick and tired of the whole bar scene. Wouldn't it be great it there was such a place to find like minded people just looking to hook up with other people, no strings attached? Well thanks to Craigslist they have this whole personals section where you can browse other lonely people in your city. Okay who the hell would want to hook up with us? I'm way ahead of you. That's why we play a little catfish and pose a sexy young 22 year old female looking to smoke weed and hang out with a guy in Las Vegas. I kid you not folks, I posted this ad and within 4 minutes we got our first caller. Our phone was blowing with with text messages and voicemails. I felt famous. So famous I had to pull the ad from Craigslist because it was a little too much. I let the posting run for 30 minutes and within that time we got 70 messages. There are a lot of horny guys here in Las Vegas. It was actually pretty scary seeing how aggressive some dudes were. You could tell from the way they left a message that some of them have been cruising for their prey online for years. You need to listen for yourself. Check out the podcast on the go by listening to them on either iTunes, Tunein or Stitcher. Let me know what you guys think by leaving a comment down below.
92 minutes | May 27, 2013
Im starting to think that I need to personally start screening our guest that come on The Vegas Shuffle podcast. See I knew Beck, our guest because he came to the rescue when my jacuzzi's heater broke. He came over and through small talk this man sparked my interest. See Beck, along with last weeks podcast guest Diego, started drinking at an early age. He knew that drinking was bringing him to some pretty dark places. The darkest was when his first love, his wife, threatened to leave because she wasn't happy in their relationship. Sound familiar? While not getting through to his wife Beck felt that he needed to grab her attention. So you ask, How did he do that? Well he went over to her parents house and stole a revolver, continued over a car dealership. Stole a car, leaving the car salesman on some mountain and headed over to his wife to talk. Little did he know her family was there hanging out and while Beck walked up the step to the house the gun went off. Luckily no one was hit but you can rest assure that he got her attention. Dont believe us? Listen, I dare you. We also go over penis size and some magical spot inside the vagina called the K-spot. Im having trouble enough finding the g-spot now this. Beck continues to tell us that you in order to be a good lover you have to be able to not just fuck a girl good but to instead fuck her fantasy. Be that guy that she thinks about when she closes her eyes as you enter her asshole. Getting graphic because I dont think any of you have made it this far once again. So ladies, does size really matter? And can someone tell me about this k-spot. Call us 747-777-9220. Check out Beck's website (http://www.beckspms.com) for all your pool maintenance needs. He truly is a great guys and am honest businessman. So if your pool or spa is needing some special attention call Beck. 702-812-2551
95 minutes | May 20, 2013
Good Morning, and how the fuck are you all? If your reading this then the interview went good and I am still alive. Racism got the best of me folks as Austin was going to be bringing in a friend of his, Diego, to The Vegas Shuffle podcast. I am not going to lie I had my doubts but I promise you that this was one of my favorite guests on the show. I have heard stories about this guy and you would be scared to. Diego came to the United States like most "Americans" are now, illegally. You see Diego's mom left him and his brother in Mexico in hopes of a better life. When his mom made enough money to bring her two kids across, she would. That day came for Diego at the young age of 8. Being handed over to coyotes for his safe keeping till they crossed the infamous boarded. Now being on the other side of the fence what's a young hispanic male to do. Do some drugs, join a gang, run from cops and shoot off a shot gun of course. The hour and half podcast was not enough for this guy. Definitely going to have him back on. Diego started drinking at the age of 7. Alcohol being the gateway drug was shortly introduced to pot well before any of us ever had sex. Diego brings us in the back seat of a Fast n' Furious style Honda CRX as he talks about running from the cops, leading them on a high speed chase through the east side of town only to get caught but set free. Wait, it gets better. He talks about the night he wanted to sing a song off his apartment balcony. In one hand a bottle of Grey Goose the other a 12 gauge shot gun. See he used the booze to help him sing and he used the shotgun as a drum. The guy fired shots into the air after every verse. Just like the police chase he got away. The cops showed up, but he got away. Listen and find out how.
75 minutes | May 13, 2013
Paul Thomas (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Paul-Thomas.mp3) Good morning everyone, just wanted to say thank you for listening to my podcast The Vegas Shuffle and I hope you guys are enjoying it. I am working on a way for you, our listener to get a reach of us. I know most of you are lazy like myself so I think if we got a phone number you guys would be more inclined to reach out to us. Facebook and twitter is great but there is nothing like text messaging especially if you dont want anyone to read it. So working on that for you guys. On todays show we bring in studio a good friend Paul Thomas. He is a man of many hats. Literally I have never seen this guy without something on his head. Paul Thomas is a quote un-quote Pool Shark, a magician and also plays for the same team. I dont know who else to say it but he is gay and proud of it. Hell we are proud of it too. You can see some of Paul Thomas' trick shots on Youtube, just go ahead and search his name. You can also see his dance moves, just go ahead and check out Drink and Drag. This guy is a dancing fool. An energizer bunny. I do not know where he hides his batteries that keeps him moving. Ok, well I have a guess. We go over what it was like growing up gay and attending the military and when he lost his virginity at the ripe old age of 27. The first time for everyone is always memorable but sometimes hazy but not for him seeing how it was just a couple years ago, lol. Paul is full of energy and this episode is a must listen.
66 minutes | May 9, 2013
Happy Mothers Day
The Vegas Shuffle is back on track with their Thursday programs. Yes, we are on that garbage man schedule. Mondays and Thursdays at 7:00am pacific time. I know that Im constantly on and off with this show folks. You know this relationship is like? It is like that young couple that is always fighting when you see them. You wonder why dont they just break up? But you know they cant because they truly are made for each other. Well this is no different. I am that battered yound attractive female who doesnt know any better. So lets see how long this will last this time, me personally I give it three weeks. On todays show I wanted to try and clarify a couple things from our last podcast. I guess I called myself a predator. Know looking back at it a predator has this negative connotation thanks to Dateline nbc. She was of age. It was horrible thinking that I had to write that. What I was trying to say that I was calm, cool and collective on my date and was not aggressive what so ever, until I saw bare ass. And this is where shit went weird I guess. I was trying to compare myself to a shark in the ocean and how it can smell a drop of blood miles away in the water and goes into attach mode. Anthony and Austin talk a little about mothers day. Happy Mothers Day by the way mom, I love you. I find out that Austin bought some fancy flowers for a very special mother, it is just too bad it wasnt for his own mom. Listen in as you guys get a special karaoke treat, I think that karaoke treat is an oxymoron. No one that sings karaoke is any good. Well Austin is here to try and prove you wrong. Listen in.
66 minutes | May 6, 2013
Wright and Ong
Welcome back all of you sin city sinners. On todays show Me and Austin talk about a couple interesting nights. Las Vegas is the place for stories to be told and memories to be made. Las Vegas is truly a unique place where everyone believes that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But what about the people that live here? Well they usually share it on Las Vegas podcast The Vegas Shuffle. Austin doesn't really go out trying to find love but he is the person that falls really quick. On a night out Austin and Curtis hits up the Caesars Palace to have a couple drinks. As luck would have it, if you actually knew Austin you would know how lucky this kid actually is, they were seated next to a picture family with a more then normal picture perfect daughter. Austin being Austin manages to talk to this beautiful girl and even works on her family and wins them over too. I guess this night worked out because he met up with this girl the next night and they hit up the town. All good nights in Las Vegas must end with breakfast and there is no better place in Vegas late at night then Peppermill. And like all good things they must come to an end as she boards her plane back to Canada and Austin is left here fantasies till they meet again. Now while al this is going on I am meeting up with a friend just to have a little dinner. Being polite, just a stand up guy. I didnt try anything and I promise because this, like I said was just a friend of mine. I even told her how much of a dick I was. Well that some how turned her on and when I saw bare ass that turned me on. Want to find out what happens next? Listen in and find out.
67 minutes | Apr 10, 2013
Broken legs and dreams
Welcome back everyone to another episode of Las Vegas official podcast, The Vegas Shuffle. I dont know if I can actually say that The Vegas Shuffle is Las Vegas' official podcast but it very well should be. I do not see anyone else owning up to that title. Just like your girlfriends period, Im sorry Im late with todays podcast but it better late then never. I remember when my girlfriend was late and we went down to Target to grab a pregnancy test. She had to find out immediately and took the test inside the Targets restroom. I dont know if any of you guys have even been in a situation like this before but man was I sweating bullets. The five minutes that she was in there seemed like an eternity. I mean I loved this girl but by no means were either of us ready to bring a child into this world. I remember getting spiritual and praying to God. "Yes a kid with this kid, just not not." And as soon as I opened my eyes see walked out of restroom bitting her lips to tell me the results. "It's negative" those words hit me pretty hard and I quickly had mixed emotions. I knew neither of us were ready to have a kid but what if. I mean I could have a 6 year old yanking on shirt asking me to play with him or her. This podcast would never have existed. Life is funny like that. This was a crazy week for a lot of people. Lets start of with Louisville's Kevin Ware breaking his leg, while jumping. Curtis breaking his dream of a long awaited cruise to mexico and finally Me breaking a dream to an old friend with news that was inevitable. Join the Anthony and Curtis as we hash things out.
63 minutes | Apr 1, 2013
Good morning everyone, thanks for listening to The Vegas Shuffle podcast. I have had my fare share of interviewing strippers. I mean I have done my time at various strip clubs here in Las Vegas, heck even Mexico. We all do our own version of interviewing strippers. I mean if you are planning on getting a lap dance by one of these single moms you want to make sure that these girls are going to give their best for your $20. We manage to not only get another stripper into the TVS studio but we manage to get two. Lets make that even better by saying that these two are sisters. As Drake would say it, Started from the fryer now they're here. These young sisters are only breaking in there stripper shoes. They have only been dancing, ok taking off their clothes for two weeks. They use to work for McDonalds and were just waiting for the youngest of the two to turn 18. You guys jealous yet? Now the heading McStrippers makes sense now. We bring these to glitter covered ladies still smelling of french fries what its like stripping for their first time. We were shocked to find out that there is this trend that is going around that sadly I was not aware of. Remember how planking was viral and everyone and their mom were posting pictures of this, well the strip club I guess has their own version. These two tell us that costumers while getting a lap dance would would try and stick their fingers into these strippers buttholes. Do I have you attention yet? Listen in to all the naughty fun.
63 minutes | Mar 25, 2013
Out of all the podcasts that I have done and all the crazy interviews I have had the chance of doing, I have never been so excited then todays podcast. I mean we have done some pretty crazy shit. We had a chance to travel up to Pahrump to check out the world famous Chicken Ranch. We got all boozed up and managed to walk into The Green Door in Las Vegas. For those 5 of you that dont know the Green Door is a swingers club. We saw some shit here. Check out our older podcasts on iTunes or Stitcher to listen to what exactly happened. (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DownloadedFile-2.jpeg)With all those podcasts under my belt there was no one else I wanted to meet at this time other then Showtimes very own Brace Land. For any of you guys without premium cable Brace Land is the star on their original series Gigalos. Brace Land is the ring leader to this group of guys that gets paid, well I might add, to take ladies out on dates and then some. The show was just renewed for another season and Im sure all you horny housewives or curious males are just as excited as I am. (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/DownloadedFile-1.jpeg)Brace come into TVS studios holding nothing back bringing in all his Braceology theories. You can check out some of this on YouTube. His info is above and I have included some videos on the website which im sure you can see. The man is my idol not just because he gets paid to get laid but because of his no bullshit thinking. He will tell you how it is. He is able to chop down the hottest chick in like waiting to get into Tryst at the Wynn. Listen in folks, this ones on me. Follow Brace on Twitter: @GigoloBrace Check out his website, (http://www.BraceLand.tv) and pick yourself up some Roar better yet get some for your man. Check out Brace's videos on YouTube, This guy is hilarious and straight up.
64 minutes | Mar 18, 2013
We are on a boat
Old School pictures from the last cruise that the three of us were all together. (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/l-290x211.jpg) (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/l-1-290x217.jpg) (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/m-1.jpg) Next to Christmas Spring break is my favorite holiday. Now I dont know if I suffer from that seasonal disorder but the hours of extra sunlight and the warm of the sun sure does something to me. Heck is sure does something to all these girls too. Ladies break out those razors and shave your legs, hit the gym, put on that bikini because spring is here. There is no better way to bring in the new season then a nice little trip to Mexico and what better way to take that adventure then by boat. Good old carnival cruise lines. Sure they have pluming issues but that because they are the shit. If any of you guys have ever been on a carnival cruise line during peak season then you will know what Im talking about. They boys are all ampt, locked and loaded ready to tackle down what even gets in our way. I am the biggest cruise fan mostly because I am afraid to fly. This is going to be epic. We have Houston and Bri, the young couple. Bri has never been on a cruise before and everyone else sure has. On todays podcast the men and women of The Vegas Shuffle talk about their past cruises and their expectations for this cruise. This will be Bri's first cruise and Curtis hasnet seen the inside of a ship for three years or so. That basically makes him a virgin and do you know who is going to help him lose his virginity, Me. Come set sail with us on this podcast because, we only do half this shit for the fans. Thats right all 6 of you.
66 minutes | Mar 11, 2013
Get in this conversation to jump into this rotation. The Vegas Shuffle podcast lights things up as we bring in a pot baker and pot dealer. With Washington and Colorado making marijuana legal in their states we feel that Nevada is just around the corner from joining in, on all the fun. Having alcohol as my only drunk I was interest to hear what all the big deal was about. Why is marijuana such a big deal. This issue is getting so much attention with movie like Super High Me and everyone talking about how pot should be legal and would should just tax is. I mean I see all these Hydroponics store sprouting up all over Las Vegas. What was it all about? Was this just a way for all these potheads to just start openly start smoking in public? Are there actually some medical benefits to be had with this wonder drug. I had so many questions for our guest. Sit back, relax grab some hot cheetos and light up. Damn I know this post is short and I dont want the guy creating my website getting mad at me because he told me that I need to have at least 300 words in each blog post. And Austin being Austin said that I should just write a whole bunch of porn sites. So that what I will do. In no particular order. www.pornhub.com wwww.youporn.com www.redtube.com www.brazzers.com www.moneytalks.com www.xhamster.com, damn all these only count as one world and this is going to take forever so here come some smut, pussy, fuck, asslicker, buttpirate, titties, vagina, penis, boner, pouring candle wax down the crack of you ass. Watch the sweat drip down my balls. This is a lot hard then I thought this would be. I want to fuck your mother as your sister waits in the corner. END
26 minutes | Mar 7, 2013
Back to the Green Door
While cleaning up some files on the old computer I came across some audio from my favorite podcast show, The Green Door. Which for those of you do not know is a pretty famous swinger club in Las Vegas. Now while we are pretty comfortable with ourselves its always a little awkward thinking you are about to see complete strangers have sex, live. So how do we fix this. Alcohol to the rescue. Things would be weird if me and Curt just went to this swingers club by ourselves so we got our good friend Ashely and her friend Leah. Things got a little interesting on the car ride downtown when Leah pipes up and starts telling us that she had joined in on a threesome one summer night on Lake Mead. It was also interesting hearing that when she partook in this orgy that she was too excited that see had ask for some rope to tie her up. After hearing this Ashley, being the most sober one out of us all, almost crashed after hearing that. Leah looked like no one that would have done a threesome and after hearing her ask for some rope, I am quickly reminded to never judge a book by its cover. When we got to the parking lot Ashley had to use the restroom but she was to scared to use the bathroom in the swingers so she decided to pop a squat and take a piss right there in the parking lot of the Green Door. I mean we were going to hopefully see each other nude once we got inside the swingers club. This is the car ride to the Green Door, Enjoy. sex, rope and good times! (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/orgyroom_1-290x158.jpg) http://www.greendoorlasvegas.com/ (http://www.greendoorlasvegas.com/)
56 minutes | Mar 4, 2013
Today show is going to be hot and sex as things heat up with todays guest Mia Torres. She describes herself as 90 pounds of dynamite. She is a YouTube celebrity, model, and former wife to 90's recording artist Timmy T. You probably heard his most famous song, One more try. Mia Torres has a video where she gets a tattoo on her vagina. She also does a spoof a viral video I love cats. In her video she is doing a video dating service of I think Match.com she goes on and says how much she loves cock. Mia Torres can now be seen on The Sexy World of Mia Torres. On her show she interviews people walking in and out of nightclubs and asks them some provocative questions. Model-Shock Host...90lbs.of dynamite! LOL Watch my show The Sexy World of Mia Torres everyday @4pm (US) & @7pm (Can) http://www.blackflag.tv Follow her on twitter @realmiatorres facebook.com/realmiatorres (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Mia-Torres-193x290.jpg)
61 minutes | Feb 28, 2013
A Visit from an old friend
On todays Las Vegas podcast, The Vegas Shuffle gets a special visit from the past and says hello to our good friend Ashley. It's been a good two years since she was on the podcast and its been a good 6 months since I've seen this sexy brunette. Which means that she is probably in a relationship. Why is that? Why do girls, and guys are guilty too, forget their old friends when they get into a new relationship. My guess was right and Miss Ashley found a new squeeze. I'm just glad that she left her old boyfriend because that relationship was no good for either of them. I found out that this girl is madly in love with her new boyfriend but neither of them have actually said that they "love" each other. I personally have never seen Ashley this happy and my guess is that she will be engaged within one year. She obviously disagrees but we put up a friendly bet. You guys will love this. If she gets engaged which she says will never happen then she will text me a nude picture of her. Spread eagle of course. So all of you guys better pray to whatever god you pray to and hope this guy gets off his ass and pops the question. Im not sure if anyone actually reads this descriptions so I will just write random objects on my desk. Water bottle, freshballs, mighty mouse, MacBook Pro, Coors Lights bottle, business cards, my penis, lighter, winter candy apple candle, pens and m-aduio mixer. Enjoy!
66 minutes | Feb 21, 2013
The Boys are back in town
Hello all and welcome back to your favorite Las Vegas podcast, The Vegas Shuffle. On todays show the gang talks about how bad good friend Austin did on the Dating Game episode. We all knew that he would be in deep shit coming into the studio because A, he has a shitty memory and B, he was going up against super couple Mark and Leslie. See Mark and Leslie are the same person and are soon to be married here on March 1st 2014. Austin did not disappoint as he continued to get question after question wrong. Another wrap up show with our good friend Austin. We go over the dating game podcast and try and smooth things over. We also get mentally ready for our upcoming Spring Break cruise to Mexico. We also answer some questions about relationships.
72 minutes | Jan 23, 2013
Lost Valentines Day Podcast
While going through the computer I came across this podcast that is a couple years old and for some reason never posted to the website. It's a Valentines podcast and it's old but it's new to you. What I am about to talk about is not in this podcast but its a great Valentines Day story. Well one Valentines Day I was really excited to ask this girl to be my Valentines. I had this whole thing planned where I was going to buy two dozen red ballons, wake up really early and start tying these ballons from her front door down the street around the corner and there would be this giant asian wearing this hideous pink shirt and a stuffed animal and two dozen real roses in hand. Looking back this does seem really creepy but when your in "love" you tend to do stupid stuff. One night I while out I memorized her address and knew her work schedule. See it sounds weird even typing this but I knew this girl for some time it wasnt like I just met her two weeks before. Well I left my house an hour and a half before she was to be at work. Drove down to this address and was completely lost. See this was before iPhones and I had to map quest this bitch and I was not familiar with her side of town. Long story short I was late, upset and furious that Mapquest could get their shit together for this special day. I recall sitting in my car defeated thinking what to do? I saw some cars in her driveway and figured that I might as well leave them in her room for her to find when she came home from work. Knocking on her parents door I was nervous. Here is this complete stranger asking access to their daughters room to drop off two dozen ballons, two dozen roses, a stuffed animal and a sappy Valentines Day card. Her dad opened the door and after telling him all the trouble that I went trough I think he felt bad for me. Have any of you guys done anything this sappy for someone? Please leave a comment below.
66 minutes | Feb 4, 2011
Click to play The Vegas Shuffle takes a little time to vent and go over everything that has been pissing us off lately and really just wanted to say fuck you! Has anyone done anything to piss you off. Or maybe there something that has been bothering you lately. I would like to say fuck you to a couple things. First are those fuckers driving the tuna can cars. These "smart cars" now I put smart cars in quotes because they are absolutely stupid. I could kill you with one of my farts. There's no personal space inside that car. What if you got in a car accident? You would be wearing that little two bangers of a motor on your lap the second you read end a truck. Now I don't own one of these clown cars but what pisses me off about theses little shits are when you pulled forward into a parking spot leaving enough room behind your "car" thus making me believe that I stumbled into some killer parking spot only to pull half way into it and see that ass end of your death box. To you tree hugging fags. Fuck you and don't pull up all the way. You wanna find out what pisses us off listen in. Lets just say one thing, Fuck you AT&T.
58 minutes | Jan 26, 2011
We set sail for jail
(http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/SSL20716-e1369638227995.jpg) We go over some pointers for cruise season and talk about some of our crazy adventures. Listen in to find out. (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/SSL20557-e1369638370902.jpg) (http://www.thevegasshuffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/meandcurt-e1369638474606.jpg)
34 minutes | Jan 21, 2011
Day Laborer for Hire
The Vegas Shuffle give you another great hard hitting interview as we get a day laborer to come on the show to tell us what it is like standing in front of Star Nursery all day for the chance of making a couple bucks. I would always drive by Star Nursery or Home Depot and would see truck loads, no pun intended, or Mexicans just lined up looking for work. I really didnt have a need for them so I would just drive on by. Only after doing this podcast did the thought of actually going down there to try and talk to one of these day laborers cross my mind. Some crazy stories came out of his mouth when he told us that Iron Mike Tyson came by and picked up several day laborers for a days of work. The craziest story came when he told us that there was a couple dude that would come by frequently one in a jaguar and one in a PT Cruiser and would troll for guys to take back home to their lair for sex. Crazy right. Listen in to the podcast to hear it from yourself. You won't wanna miss this one.