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The Vampire Journals: the Blade of Fantasy Football
61 minutes | Jan 2, 2022
VJP #53: CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK 1: 3 Leagues, 3 Finals, 1 Winner??
Season 4, Episode 22: On an exciting on-time episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast, we are Live & Loud in the LiveLoud Studios to bring you coverage of Championship Week 1 in our two fantasy leagues. Hark! The Herald Angel has sung on our downtrodden souls, as Stanpire's Back was thwarted in the semi-final game, and proudly we exclaim, "There will be a NEW Vampire crowned for the 2022 season!" (6:04) As well, the 10th season of the Ray Lewis League brings two Titans, two Champions, together in a clash claim the thrown to become the second player in league history to win a multiple championships. (25:18) And finally, we unveil to Finals competitors in the new Vampire Journals Podcast Super League Fatal 4-Way Tournament! Four owners across two fantasy footballs league will play for an opportunity to improve their stock next season. (43:18) Special announcement- the Ray Lewis League is moving over to a Balls=Rankings format to decide the draft order NEXT SEASON. Please refer to our Pre-Season Schedule Lottery episode from earlier this year.* Sponsored by Highland Diary (24:04), and Fischer VCR Repair (41:47)
65 minutes | Dec 29, 2021
VJP #52: Better Late Than Never
Season 4, Episode 21: Well after a holiday weekend of celebrations we bring you our playoff breakdown for all 3 Playoffs!! Thanks for listening- its been a big year. Next episode we celebrate Daniel’s birthday!
105 minutes | Dec 18, 2021
VJP #51: And You Thought There Were Only Two Playoffs...
Season 4, Episode 20: Well in a surprise update from the Vampire Journals Podcast, we present you the 2021 VJP Fatal 4-Way Championship Tournament, and it pits both leagues against each other. One winner of a Fatal 4-Way Title fight over the last two weeks will decide our Inter-League Champion. Based off of season scoring, and including a new coefficient created to even the scoring between both leagues, hopefully this will excite the entire league to finish the 2021 season strong. Oh yeah, and we make sure to go full Jay Bilas on the first round of the playoffs around the Vampire Journals Universe. Here's to another exciting episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast. 2021 Fatal 4-Way Explanation & How We Found Our Equation (2:02) 2021 Fatal 4-Way Bracket Announcment (14:50) Crosseyed Dilfer joins the pod (31:45) Ray Lewis League Playoffs (40:41) One Uncomfortable Question w/ Big Red Bells (58:18) Vampire League Playoffs (1:04:27) QPC Projections (1:21:38) Interview at the Night Club w/ Atlantic City Knockouts (1:28:09)
86 minutes | Dec 13, 2021
VJP #50- Sunday Night Countdown: Watch Your Back C#@$£...
Season 4, Episode 19: Well in the pent-ultimate episode of the regular season of the Vampire Journals Podcast, the Vampire responds to his haters in a classy manner. Quoted, "If you got haters, you must be doing something right," and with the House turned against him, the Vampire has only one BIG power play left that could change the game forever... This time, for real... Ray Lewis League: Janpire (2:11), Playoff Race (4:04), Facebook Messenger Meta conversation (11:31), 2021 Bracketology & Today's Lesson brought to you by America's Test Kitchen (25:07), Nigel Heathcliff's Playoff Prediction (29:59) Vampire League: Vampire League Standings (37:56), Quinn Sets a Record (39:10), Top 5 Vampire Killers in Fantasy Football (41:47), Daniel's Conspiracy Theory (47:59), Chad Hemsworth from Coat Rack 2 (52:32), Vampire League Jersey Update and the QPC Projections (54:57) Proudly sponsored by HoWoW (8:19), Let Me Show You Something with Team Kissin' Cousins (36:112), Slow Cooker Revolution from America's Test Kitchen (36:50), & Johnsonville Brats (47:18)
84 minutes | Dec 3, 2021
VJP #49: The Vampire Recycles Their Trash
Season 4, Episode 18: On a very special and unique episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast, Quinn & Daniel try to recreate the magic of their first hit episode from Season 4; "Sunday Morning Countdown." It was the most listened to episode other than our Halloween Special, and for that, we decided to repeat exactly how that episode went in hopes of entertaining you once more. We start off daringly in the Vampire League with a rehash of another Christian McCaffrey's season-ending injury (4:45), and if our special report about a cursed McCaffrey Clan is true. D & Q also check up on the 13th Marquee Matchup of the Week (9:58), as well as the QPC Projections (17:06), and even an EXCLUSIVE trade reveal live on the pod (20:38). In the Ray Lewis League, we present another installment of "Quick Bites," our 30 second recaps of last week's games in the 10th Who Done It season (24:19). We also get to break down the high scoring leaders advanced metrics brought to you by Purple Reign (37:54). Also, brought back to you due to an overwhelming amount of influence from Daniel, we discuss some of our favorite characters from MTV's The Challenge at the Tight End position, and what it means in the scope of The Challenge (40:32). After the break, we talk about the upcoming playoff picture in the Vampire League (50:47), in the Ray Lewis League (1:03:05), as well as another EXCLUSIVE debut of the "Coat Rack 2" Official Music Video (1:15:28). Finally, we hear from special guest JayMoneyBag$ as he presents the Ray Lewis League's Marquee Matchup of the Week (1:19:35). The Vampire Journals is proud to be sponsored by "Boat Rack 2" (15:39), The HoWotW brought to by LG Electronics (22:15), "Coat Rack 2" (23:30), the new hit show "Let Me Show You Something" w/ The SkinCannon, TeamKissinCousins (27:13), Water Break of the Week brought to you by "Gone Girl" (33:49), ESPN the Ocho (40:23), and Fischer VCRs (48:12).
40 minutes | Nov 28, 2021
VJP #48: Sunday Morning Countdown- Annual VJP Hot One's Fantasy Cast
Season 4, Episode 17: Well it's that time of year again; The Annual Vampire Journals Hot One's Fantasy Podcast, and Daniel & Quinn are joined by our special guest, and primary sponsor from Rock City Kicks, Mr. Deacon Dorff! Daniel and Quinn dive deep into 5 of the hottest sauces in the collection to bring you some hot & spicy takes about the two fantasy leagues as we approach the playoffs. We take a bit out of the competition after Lucky Luke's and their new staff member failed to inform Quinn that the fryer were getting turned off, so we're using Tostino's Pizza Rolls... The 5 Sauces in Order: Secret Aardvark (4:42) Monk's Barbados Style (7:34) Mono Loco Pierde Almas (17:44) Constrictor (25:17) The Last Dab XXX (33:57) The Vampire Journals is proudly brought to you by HoWotW Mr. Solo Dolo (2:09), Ziprecruiter (12:33), Ozark Bowling Lanes (22:06), Waterbeds (33:26)
87 minutes | Nov 21, 2021
VJP #47: Saturday Night Live: Fact or Fiction
Season 4, Episode 16: Drinks are on the house on this Saturday night, and things are getting tighter and tighter as we enter into the playoff race. This week Daniel and Quinn take a long look at how each team's Keepers from the Ray Lewis league and see how that's panned out over the last 10 years of the league. Then Daniel plays a tricky game of Fact or Fiction with Quinn as they discuss the history of the Vampire League. The Vampire Journals Podcast is proudly sponsored Proctor & Gamble, American Cinematographer, Corona Hard Seltzers, Busch Lite, our new podcast "Let Me Show You Something" with Team Kissin' Cousins, ESPN the Ocho, and PBR
70 minutes | Nov 14, 2021
VJP #46: Sunday Morning Countdown 5 "The Sandlot"
Season 4, Episode 15: And we're BACK with a live and loud episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast. After a bye and a stint in rehab, Quinn and Daniel (respectively) are here to bring you the news for week 10. We have special report from Quinn this week, and had a blast talking about the classic film "The Sandlot," breaking down hilarious similarities he found between the Ray Lewis League and "The Never-Ending Game." (49:00) But we start with the Vampire League Playoff picture... one that's developing as we speak (4:00), and dive deep into the three-team race for the last spot into the playoffs between Bone FX Trees, Stanpire's Back & last year's vampire Smokin' Jay Cutler. Quinn floats the idea of league expansion by Daniel, and we get the vampire's perspective on this 6-team Hell in a Cell (15:05). We check out a big rivalry game between Deacon Dorff & Turd Ferguson (19:50), and we take a gander at the top team in the league, who's now officially sponsored by the VJP HoW of the week... and that's Mr. Solo Dolo (27:25). Never start a QB who's playing on a Thursday, and other possible fantasy principles (33:12), and we take a good look at this week's Marquee Match-up of the Week between the Vampire and Bone FX Trees himself. We go over some good news in the QPC Projections (44:12). There's even a special guest appearance from Nigel Heathcliff, who's "Seen the Wiiildest Things you've ever heard." (45:38) The VJP is proudly brought to you by Miller Lite (14:20), Boat Rack 1 (31:43), ESPN The Ocho (48:48), and our HIT NEW SHOW "Let Me Show You Something," starring Team Kissin' Cousins (1:02:18)
23 minutes | Oct 31, 2021
VJP #45: Sunday Morning Countdown- "Carolina Magic" Halloween Special
Season 4, Episode 14: For your consideration, Daniel & Quinn present to you our biggest podcast of the year; the 2021 Halloween Special "Carolina Magic: The Story of a Man Torn Between His Love & His Duty." It's our favorite podcast to write each season, and we couldn't be more excited to tell you the story of Reverend James McCaffrey, the long ago forefather of Carolina Panther sensation Christian McCaffrey. Let's try to find out what has happened to the McCaffrey clan, and whether history will repeat itself... and is there a witch down in Tampa Bay??? Find out all this, and more, on a very special episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast. The Reverend Versus The Witch: A story of a man torn between his love & his duty CHARACTERS: Clint Fairground- Circus Expert Bobby “Murph” Murphy- Witchcraft Expert & Boston Sports Historian Nigel Heathcliff- London Institute of Magic Sergio Rossi- Italian Historian & Companion Damian Wylde- Professor of Paranormal Ethnomusicology @ UNC-Greensboro To this day, the 12 Curses of Tara O’Brady (or TB12 for short) still plague the McCaffrey clan, as Christian McCaffrey has sustained 5 injuries to his right side since 2016, and even clashed, some would say, directly with the witch herself last season in a week 2 match-up against the ever-eternal and forever youthful Tom Brady. In that game, McCaffrey left with a high right ankle sprain and has never been the same. This episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast is proudly sponsored by Ozark Bowling Lanes (4:26), and our NEW Winter Podcast "Let Me Show You Something" starring Sam Kincannon (12:03).
79 minutes | Oct 23, 2021
VJP #44: Alec Baldwin May Have Done It- Sunday Morning Countdown 4
Season 4, Episode 13: Well in this world wins and losses don't mean much unless you talk about it on the Vampire Journals Podcast, and have we got an excellent episode for you today. Daniel and Quinn are really proud of the work we've been doing this season and this episode we kick it up a notch in the editing room to bring you a Taratino-esque interview with the man, the myth, the star of BOTH Marquee Match-Ups of the week, Mr. Smokin' Jay Cutler, aka Purple Reign, aka Lil Mike Alstott. Daniel and Quinn kick off the pod discuss the Week 6 results from the Vampire League (2:45), and we get an important update from the 2021 QPC Projections (10:02). As we enter Week 7, Quinn went out into the field to find Smokin' Jay Cutler and captured a LIVE trade negotiation exclusive to the Vampire Journals Podcast (12:33). You won't want to miss this. As a special taste of next week's Halloween episode, we present to you a very special rendition of "The Vampire Monologues" featuring Steven himself starring in a little picture called, "The Interview with the Vampire." (24:05). Daniel and Quinn take a deep dive into this negotiation and outcomes (26:49). In preparation for a big Week 7, and to continue celebrating Daniel's favorite holiday, the Doobie Duo tries to link the Wk. 7 match-ups with one of three horror movies in a fun segment to feature such a sacred holiday (28:21). With three action-packed horror flicks of games coming up this weekend, we take look ahead at the Wk. 7 QPC Projections (37:37). To put the Vampire League to bed this week, we have a new segment featuring Stanpire the Vampire called "Stan's Coffin," and the vampire comes out to make his own proclamation (41:18). He's officially set his sights on a particular player to steal from Steven's squad. After intermission, we take to the Ray Lewis League and take a deep dive into some of the more bullish teams around this 10-year old league (46:04). We break down the State of the Ray Lewis Union, and Quinn surprises Daniel at (1:00:03). Quinn & Steven feature our Marquee Match-up of the Week in the RLL, and that's between 5-1 league leader Johnsonville Champs vs Purple Reign (1:05:33). And to finish up our coverage this week, Quinn asks Steven a simple question, "Who do you see winning the Ray Lewis League?" (1:14:06). As always, we are proudly brought to you by Boat Rack 2 (11:05), HoWoW sponsored by LG Window Air Conditioners (29:55), PBR (45:36), ESPN the Ocho (59:55), Janpire's Lasagna (1:04:54),
87 minutes | Oct 17, 2021
VJP #43 SCREAM- Sunday Sunrise Countdown 3- ft. Robbie & Sam
Season 4, Episode 12: Well we've got another wild and wacky week for you at the Vampire Journals Podcast! We've got a special episode based around the Scream movie franchise as we creep closer to Halloween. Beginning with a manifesto from Kissin' Cousins (0:01), we introduce the topic of the podcast today, the Scream movies, talk wild results from Week 5. Daniel takes a huge chunk out of Quinn after defeating him in the Vampire League. (9:55) We talk horror movie history (20:58), and discuss some blowouts (25:14), before we dive into an interview with Turd Ferguson himself, Robbie "Moose" Courtway. Looking ahead we'll see if Chase can survive the Vampire this week. Breaking into the Ray Lewis League we have some big theories about the players in this league and which characters they most embody from Scream, and we have an exclusive interview with Sam "Kissin' Cousins" Kincannon! Good night, and Good luck.
1 minutes | Oct 16, 2021
VJP Week 6 TRAILER!!
Check out tomorrow morning's episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast! Full coverage and exclusive interviews with Kissin' Cousins & THE Turd "Moose" Ferguson joins us to discuss a spoooooky film series you all know and love... and that's the Scream franchise. Answer our Poll below:
76 minutes | Oct 8, 2021
VJP #42: Week 5 Sunday Morning Countdown 2: Back to the Future
Season 4, Episode 11: It's Sunday morning, and Daniel & Quinn return to bring you an action-packed episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast! Starting off with a special presentation of "The Vampire Monologues," we break down the results from Week 4 in the Vampire League, discuss the first trade of the year in this league, and also who came away with a victory in our Marquee Match-up, and also preview the games in Week 5. We take a look at the Ray Lewis League for Week 5 and do some analysis on Quinn's new roster. Plus, our big feature of the morning is a WWE-style In Your House Pay-Per-View slate of games this week that is sure to excite. Stay tuned, and don't forget we're sponsored by PBR, Miller Lite, Bliss Body Wipes, Coat Rack 2, Waterbeds & our Hit of Weed is brought to you by LG Window Air Conditioners.
37 minutes | Oct 4, 2021
VJP #41: Monday Night Football: Chaz Vicmary is in The House
Season 4, Episode 10: Today on this rare episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast, Quinn jumps on the pod with none other than Mr. Solo Dolo himself, Chaz Vicmary. With the Vampire forced back into his coffin, Quinn announces a new happening over on the Sleeper Fantasy App (2:15), and we take a bite out of the Week 4 match-ups in the Vampire League to set up Monday Night Football (3:33). The Marquee Matchup of the week featured a quote, "gaping hole" of a roster issue that Stanpire the Vampire had this weekend against Kurt's Deacon Dorff squad (8:30). There's also a developing news report out of the waiver wire... (10:35). Quinn gets a chance to visit with the glasses-off dark side of Chaz, when we talk gambling in Las Vegas over the weekend (12:05), which takes us into a different gamble chase is betting on going into MNF in the Ray Lewis League (16:52). We discuss the games around the league and take a deep look at Sam's surprise victory over Steven this week (22:14), as well as how his Mike Williams trade with Quinn may be turning out (24:15). Finally, Chase takes the reigns and we discuss a special topic this week... one that includes an exclusive interview the Hog Healer himself, Sam Pittman (31:10). This special episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast is brought to you by Zip Recruiter (7:45), Dr. Pepper (14:27), Luminade PackLite Spectra USB Portable Solar Lantern as seen on Shark Tank (21:23), and this episode's Hit of Weed is sponsored by LG Window Air Conditioners.
122 minutes | Oct 3, 2021
VJP #40: Week 4 Sunday Fantasy Countdown
Season 4, Episode 9: After returning from the Mohave Desert, Quinn and Daniel have a special Sunday Fantasy Countdown Show for you! We cover the Christian McCaffrey Injury and its ramifications (1:00). We discuss two leagues worth of blow-outs from week 3 (4:16), and we begin in the Vampire League. We feature the Week 3 Marquee Match-Up (14:35) and discuss the Week 3 Ray Lewis results in a new "30 on 30" segment (20:38). Take a look at the Top 5 scorers through 3 games (28:26), and we talk possible playoff hopefuls. Daniel and Quinn take introduce a new The Challenge-themed segment (34:18) where the guys rank some of their favorite Challenge competitors, seasons and rivalries as if they were Fantasy skill positions. Enjoy! We premiere the BRAND NEW hit theme song for the upcoming box office hit "Coat Rack 2!" (49:36) and we talk Week 4 match-ups with Challenge Twist to this week's themes (53:40). In the Ray Lewis league, Jay$Bags comes back on the podcast, and we have a new special guest joining us as well... (1:09:04). And finally this week, we are joined for an up close and personal interview with Deacon Dorff (1:27:29) to close out our coverage of the QPC Projections, and Week 4 in the Vampire League. And thats the Sunday Fantasy Football Countdown! Brought to you by PBR (13:58), LG Window Air Conditioners (19:50), Fischer VCR Repair (31:33), Miller Lite w/ Chad Hemsworth (53:10), Rock City Kicks (1:27:04), ESPN the Ocho (1:17:12).
70 minutes | Sep 26, 2021
VJP 39: Week 2 & McCaffrey Blues
Season 4, Episode 8: The gang gets together over Thursday Night Football to talk Week 2 results, but bring you a special live reaction to the Christian McCaffrey injury in Houston (1:45). Daniel & Quinn review the Week 2 matchups in the Vampire League (4:40), and Robbie continues his streak from last season of choosing the wrong QB to play each week on his team... and he plays the Vampire this week (7:20). We also go over the Marquee Matchup of the Week between the Vampire and Smokin' Jay Cutler, and the vampire's tough and heartbreaking loss this week (17:03). We take a look at how the QPC Projections are going for Quinn after two weeks (28:29), and conclude the segment looking at Quinn's projections for Week 3... The Ray Lewis League is starting to take shape, and the outcomes from some key games around the league (42:35) help us paint the early-season picture for the tenth season. We have a special interview with Jay $ Bags, and Sandusky Shower about their tilt (50:30), and we take a look at the season standings (55:45). Quinn has some problems he's been dealing with (56:56), and Andy's team Siren House gets put under the microscope (58:10). To finish this podcast we take a look at the Final Standing Projections in the Ray Lewis Might Have Done It Fantasy League (1:05:48). This episode of the Vampire Journals Podcast is brought to you by the Die Hard Drinking Game (15:56), Westinghouse Leaf Blowers (27:29), and Coat Rack 2 (42:03).
71 minutes | Sep 17, 2021
VJP #38: Week 1 Recaps & the 2021 QPC Projections & All-Time Power Rankings
Season 4, Episode 7: The first week of the 2021 season is in the books, and Daniel & Quinn take a dive into Week 1 Recaps (1:35) in the Vampire League. We also take a look at the Marquee Matchup of the Week between the Vampire and Mr. Solo Dolo (15:00). The gang reviews Week 1 in the Ray Lewis League (21:51), the podcast presents Quinn's 2021 QPC Projections for the Vampire League (27:57)! After posting a winning record on his predictions from last year, lets see how Quinn see's the Vampire's story play out this season. Daniel takes the wheel to present new segment for this year's podcast: Tour De France-style Weekly JERSEY AWARDS (34:43). Here Daniel lets you know who's at the front of the pack, the fastest scorer, and the Vampire Slayer who's climbing the rankings in the Final Season Projections. Week 2 Previews for the upcoming Vampire matchups rounds out our first podcast of the regular season (39:42), and we reveal Quinn's updated 2021 All-Time Power Rankings for the Ray Lewis League!! (1:02:17) After much debate and critique, the committee has submitted this year's rankings. Look for the PDF's in the Vampire Chat, or the Ray Lewis League Messenger. The Vampire Journals is brought to you by CC Carmel Corn (12:58), Fischer VCR Repair (20:21), Johnsonville Brats (21:51), Ozark Lanes Bowling (26:35), Waterbeds Intl. (1:01:46), and next summer's blockbuster, "Coat Rack 2." (1:09:03)
45 minutes | Sep 17, 2021
VJP #37: Draft Party 2: The Ray Lewis League
Season 4, Episode 6: We have a special podcast today highlighting the 2021 Ray Lewis Might Have Done It Fantasy League Draft, where Daniel & Quinn take a deep dive into the results of this year's keeper league snake draft (2:15). Entering its 10th year, we take a look at each teams roster in a "Buy or Sell" scenario, where Quinn poses questions to Daniel about some of the draft decisions from our owners. We give you a taste of our Vampire Journals Special Report "The Cincinnati Magician." (20:45) Look out for coverage of the Ray Lewis All-Time Power Rankings in our next episode! The Vampire Journals Podcast is brought to you by Coat Rack 2 (43:45).
31 minutes | Sep 16, 2021
VJP #36: Draft Party: Highlights and Fiascos
Season 4, Episode 5: We join the Vampire Journals Podcast starting with an ancient Latin Vampire Chant (2:15) to open the 2021 Vampire League Fantasy Draft. The league will draft their squads for the entire season, before the Vampire gets an opportunity to build his team from only the waiver wire. Just like when someone stole Chase's XBox during a house party he was throwing, Quinn steals a top RB for $21 and a bottle of Everclear (6:40). The first pass-catcher of the draft goes off the board for $41 (9:37), and Chase retaliates with the biggest steal of the draft (12:25). We wanted to offer up some of the key auction fiascos from this year (13:25), and later Chase buys a diamond ring for Patrick Mahomes (18:39). But it wasn't all business in the draft room, hear some of the funny moments (26:21), including a special performance from Steven Fox (26:21). We end this special event with an exclusive segment called, "An Interview With The Vampire" (28:28), where we'll hear straight from his goulash mouth what he thought of the 2021 Vampire League Fantasy Draft. The 2021 Vampire Draft Party is brought to you by ESPN The Ocho (8:15), Dr. Pepper (8:23), Star Wars, presented by Lifetime Television (23:11), and please Follow the Vampire Journals Podcast today (23:36).
38 minutes | Sep 5, 2021
VJP #35: 2021 Draft Preview Show Part 3: Draft Day
Season 4, Episode 4: We draw a conclusion to our 2021 Draft Preview Show with a Third Installment of this special Vampire Journals Podcast. To begin, we present to you "Any Given Sunday," from the Vampire Monologues (0:01), bringing us to discuss the final Keepers for the Ray Lewis Might Have Done It League (4:40). Today we are proud to be sponsored by Blade 1, now available on Laser Disc (12:39), Johnsonville Brats (13:35), Manscapes (13:48), and Rock City Kicks Fayetteville (14:25). We finish discussing our 2021 Draft Keepers (14:48), and bring you a Special Vampire Journals Report on JAY MONEYBAG$ (20:00). To kick off the second half of our 2021 Draft Preview Show Part 3, we bring you another segment of the Vampire Monologues featuring Mr. BONE FX himself, and the 2002 feature film, "Poolhall Junkies." (25:25) With previews for last summer's hit movie Boat Rack (27:05), and coming this winter... Coat Rack 2 (36:23). And we finish off Daniel's Top-Ranked Vampire League players as we discuss the D/ST and Kickers in this upcoming draft (28:32), and we end this episode of the Vampire Journals with a TWO-BITE sponsorship from Blade 1, now available on Laser Disc (35:30). See you in the Draft Room!!
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