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The Utterly Pointless Podcast

20 Episodes

38 minutes | Jul 23, 2017
Episode 20 - Lights, Camera... Shitshow!
Listen as I complain about having to attend weddings, baby showers, and anything involving people.  Also, I explain why documenting moments in your life with video cameras can be a good thing.  They're not just for secretly filming your sexcapades assholes.
43 minutes | Jul 20, 2017
Episode 19 - Battleground
We're getting ready for WWE's Battleground and a tussle in the Punjabi Prison, where Orton tries to keep from getting bamboo up his ass.  I'll touch on the recent RAW and Smackdown shows, talk a little Mae Young Classic, and finish with some bad news for Paige.  But of course, will I keep up my excellent prediction record going? 
42 minutes | Jul 4, 2017
Episode 18 - Great Balls Of Fire
Yes this is the very first official all wrestling show from your boy.  I discuss The New Japan Pro Wrestling tournament held in California, which was NJPW's first gig stateside, and then I hit on the Mae Young Classic coming next month.  I'm looking forward to the Great Balls of Fire PPV, which I will be tweeting from (@TheIntelSaviors), and breakdown all the matches and give predictions.  Suck it!
56 minutes | Jun 16, 2017
Episode 17 - Money In The Bank, Feet In The Pot
I'm back, and this should be my last split episode. After this they'll either be all random nonsense and conspiracy theories or all wrestling.  I catch you up on a few things and then bring you glorious stories from around the globe.  Then I finish up with Money In The Bank predictions.  
56 minutes | May 10, 2017
Episode 16 - Bropocalypse: Titty Malt Liquor
This week I give you something old but great.  Because I'm a lazy fucker, enjoy an episode of an old podcast from back in the day.  It's about life, relationships, marriage, and titty malt liquor.
65 minutes | Apr 26, 2017
Episode 15 - BABYMETAL Rocks, Payback Sucks
Well that weekend didn't go exactly as planned, but I still got to see my girls.  Things almost went a fowl with the trip, just like the WWE after the fucking Superstar Shakeup.  I recap this week's Raw and Smackdown, and thank zombie Jesus that Payback has almost come and gone. 
55 minutes | Apr 19, 2017
Episode 14 - Fake News Gangbang
After I unload my "life is hard" issues on you, I inform and enlighten you with whimsical tales.  Do you like incest and genital mutilation?  Great!  Then you're in for a treat.  I finish off by recapping this week's RAW and Smackdown episodes for my wrestling peeps.
50 minutes | Apr 12, 2017
Episode 13 - Super False Flag Shakeup
As your friend, I'm letting you in on a huge money making idea, but if you tell anyone then it'll be the last thing you ever do!  Were the Syria chemical attacks a false flag?  What the fuck is a false flag you ask?  Well I'm going to fucking tell you.  Then I break down the WWE Superstar Shakeup.  Braun is GOD!
81 minutes | Mar 30, 2017
Episode 12 - Wrestlemania Sex Party
This is a long one folks.  I talk brothels, sex robots, sex tapes... lot's of fucking talk.  I give a review on a musical and then... IT'S WRESTLEMANIA BITCHES!!!  I break down the card and give full predictions, and some thoughts going forward after the big show.  #SuplexCity
43 minutes | Mar 11, 2017
Episode 11 - All Work And No Wrestling
I'm back with a ton of random thoughts.  There will be no wrestling talk in this show, but the next one will be all fucking wrestling.  Listen as I solve all the world's problems in 45 minutes or so.
62 minutes | Feb 15, 2017
Episode 10 - Did NASA Kill Bill Walsh?
This week I tell you how to possibly get free shit, play some OJ audio, and discuss if the moon landing was an elaborate hoax.  Of course we cap it off with a quick wrestling segment because it's necessary.  
56 minutes | Feb 8, 2017
Episode 9 - The Elimination Chamber
This is a wrestling intensive show.  I share some personal news, then bitch about the Super Bowl briefly.  After that I breakdown the Elimination Chamber PPV matches, predict the winners, and then discuss how it all plays into Wrestlemania.  I also touch on Raw and Fastlane.  GOLDBERG!
51 minutes | Feb 1, 2017
Episode 8 - Fuck The Alamodome
After a weekend packed with wrestling and rocking, what else is left but to beat you down with all the details.  I tell you the good and bad of the San Antonio trip to see the Royal Rumble, and warn you to never eat Thai food there.  Suck it!
52 minutes | Jan 25, 2017
Episode 7 - Royal Rumble (Teacher's Edition)
It's time to get ready to RUMBLE!  I break down the matches with an eye toward Wrestlemania.  But first I get all nostalgic about the good ole days of concert going during my youth, talk about an epidemic of teachers fucking students, and complain about a top pet peeve.
48 minutes | Jan 18, 2017
Episode 6 - Sacrificing Genderless Babies To Xenu
This week I complain about extra bullshit that comes with having another baby. Then I break down a TV show that caught my attention, and tell you which cult to join.  Finally we end this shit-show with some wrestling rumor mill talk.
36 minutes | Jan 11, 2017
Episode 5 - Alexa, Order More Lube
This week I keep it short and sweet.  I blow your mind with talk about... oil production?  Fuck yeah!  Also, I tell you what new technology in your home could be spying for Putin.  Then we wrap up with a quick hitter on this week in the WWE.  I will tell you who is going to win the Rumble.  Bet your life savings on it!
54 minutes | Jan 3, 2017
Episode 4 - The Road To A Magical Rumble
This week I cover tons of wrestling, recapping RAW and Smackdown on the road to the Royal Rumble.  But first I explore demons and magic, and then introduce you to comedies next Blue Collar Tour headliner.
50 minutes | Dec 27, 2016
Episode 3 - The Birth Of A New Year
Stop bitching about 2016, it's almost over and don't think 2017 is going to be magically more awesome. I share some big news, and we catch up on the WWE.  What's going on with Cena, and who will be the Champ of the Camp come Wrestlemania?
48 minutes | Dec 17, 2016
Episode 2 - Tables, Ladders, And #PizzaGate
It's round two of this experiment and I'm bringing some conspiracy talk your way. Have you heard the media mention Pizzagate? Well I'm going to break that shit down for you.  Then we talk some WWE brand split, and I catch up since the big TLC PPV.  Suck it!
56 minutes | Dec 17, 2016
Episode 1 - My Side Piece
In this initial show I'll take you through the reasons I decided to do this, and torturing you was not at the top of the list.  I discuss the holidays so far, why you shouldn't help a stranger in need, and break out my first wrestling segment.  You may not love me, but you will fucking respect me!
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