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Hello unicorn lovers! 2021 is a new year with new resolutions, and this week's erotic story is about getting fit while also getting laid (story courtesy of SLS.com). I have always been vocal with Lisa about my fantasy of having a threesome with another woman. And she has always been equally as vocal with me, letting me know that it would never, ever happen. Lisa has a lot of hang-ups about sex that are probably due to her Southern Baptist upbringing and her mother's influence....She has always been reluctant to try new things....But when she meets Julie, her new personal trainer, Lisa soon discovers that Julie has the power to push Lisa beyond her physical...and erotic limits! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends! This week is all about red-hot lesbian lovin'! One night we were up late studying for a test that we had the next day in the class that we shared. I was confused about a certain topic and asked her to come explain it to me. She got up and came and stood behind my chair where I was sitting at my desk. She leaned over and rested her head on my shoulder and let it lean up against my head as she concentrated on my notebook. At this moment all the feelings I had for her, that I had suppressed came rushing back all at once. I wanted nothing more than to kiss her at that moment, but I resisted for fear of her response... Her skin touching mine, the sound of her soft, sweet voice in my ear, and the smell of her perfume mixed with mine hypnotized me... (story courtesy of SLS.com). Catch us on Twitter: @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hey unicorn friends, welcome to a brand-spankin' new year! This week is a continuation of Snuggly Dave's sexy saga at the animal shelter. (Spoiler alert! There's angst brewing, and this time it's not the animals who are in trouble!). I also share some sexy stories of my own. (duration 65 minutes) Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Gala Crashing" (courtesy of SLS.com). "I asked him about the party and he told me what took place tonight would depend on what we wanted to happen. He let me know that he's very turned on to me by the way he was holding me and looking at me as we danced. He held me against his erection and his behavior became much more personal as he talked," Trish shared. A sexy, mischievous little smile formed on her red lips. Trish's words and her playful attitude went straight to my dick... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn lovers! We're ending this catastrophic year by checking off one last thing on our to-do list, the erotic story, "Extra Credit Assignment" (courtesy of SLS.com). Virginia gave us a brief idea of what we would hope to learn here. She paced the front of the room as she spoke, drawing my eyes to her legs, which appeared to be every bit as delicious as her chest. Sexy, black heels adorned her feet, and her calves were quite muscular and firm. As my gaze wandered back upward, I met her own sparkling green eyes, watching me, watching her... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr @dragontatsn2son. Happy New Year....Now let's get the hell outta here!!!

Hey unicorn friends, this week Snuggly Dave and I talk about our latest lifestyle dating adventures (90 minutes). Dave continues his secret affair with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. He's going to give her a very special gift for Christmas: one of my used sex toys! But...Does she know it's not new? Later I share how I invited another single man to my home for a sexy date...you'll never guess what happened while he was going down on me! Also this week is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Date Night Surprise". When we walked in the door, I felt her hands encircle my waist and she turned me to face her, offering me a soft kiss and a thank you for the invitation. I was stunned. I had never been kissed by a woman and had certainly never had one look at me the way she was at that moment... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn lovers! This week for about 45 minutes Snuggly Dave and I share our latest lifestyle-adventure news and other random sexy thoughts. After that is the erotic story, "Shakedown Cruise", courtesy of SLS.com. When Roy invited Harmon and me to join them for an overnight sailing trip on his boss's yacht, it sounded like a fun idea, but I almost didn't go...but something in the back of my mind said the prospect of being the only woman on a boat with three quite virile men just might not be that bad of a prospect... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffnlvr and @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there and enjoy the show!

Hello Unicorn friends! This weekend Snuggly Dave shares all the naughty details about his latest tryst with his secret lover from the animal shelter (26 minutes). She's in desperate need of sexual release from a passionless marriage; volunteering has never been so full of debauchery! Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Girly Weekend Chapter 1" (courtesy of SLS.com). "Come on then, let's shower together!" said Sally, running back into the bedroom and jumping onto the bed. At first I didn't think I heard right but she sat on the bed and grinned at me as she took off her top to reveal one of the lacy black bras we'd bought together on one of our shopping trips. I stared at her, not sure how to react. In fact, I was reacting in a way that took me a little by surprise... Catch us on Twitter! @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave and I give you a quick update (20 minutes) about what we've been up to for the last week. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Some Rules Are Meant to be Broken". I took a moment to think about it. It was what we had ultimately wanted. We were willing to break our rules for certain couples. While we enjoyed waiting until the second meet to fuck, the truth was Jacob and Alex turned us both on, and if they were willing to play right here and now, then it was going to happen. I clicked the buttons on my phone's keypad telling Alex the room number and which way to turn once off the elevator. They'd be to us in a few minutes... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there!

Hello unicorn friends! This week Snuggly Dave updates us on the latest salacious details of his secret affair with a co-volunteer at the animal shelter. After years in a passionless marriage, she's dying to get fucked and is secretly training herself to take all of Dave's throbbing rod. Will this latest clandestine encounter be the one to finally feed her desperate hunger to be filled? Find out! And...I have a little update of my own (duration 60 minutes). Later in the show is an erotic story (duration 30 minutes). On a recent trip, I stayed at an exclusive resort property and had late afternoons and evenings free to hang at the pool. There I saw a tallish, trim, long-haired brunette. Lustfully looking at her, her bikini melted away to the most luscious, sexy body ever. Thinking about how sexy she would look naked made me wet. On the fourth day I decided I had to meet her... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Mr. GK's links for how to have multiple male orgasms: https://www.nateliason.com/blog/multiple-orgasms-men (article) https://kimanami.com/orgasm-without-ejaculation/ (podcast link)

Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first half of the show (70 minutes) is all about what's going on behind the scenes at the Unicorn Report. Dave still is trying to get it on with his co-volunteer at the animal shelter. When will their all-consuming lust be consummated? I also have lots of lady-action updates to share! The second half of the show is an erotic story from SLS.com. My husband's co-worker called him and said she was alone and bored that night; her husband was out of town. She asked if she could come over and hang out. When we turned on the porn to pass the time, that's when her enormous breasts came out to play! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son

A couple in their mid-forties decides to go for a breast augmentation to enhance their already incredible sex life. The wife is surprised at how turned on she feels when the doctor squeezes her new voluptuous breasts. With new fantasies at hand, this devious duo plots to seduce their young pool boy into playing with her delicious boobies as well. When they find out this young man is too inexperienced to know how to please a woman, that is when the 'Sex School' begins! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Stay sexy at six feet!

Hello sexy unicorn friends! At the top of the show, Snuggly Dave shares another update about his super-secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. Her pussy was neglected for years in a passionless marriage. Now that she can finally get her release, she's having trouble with penetration, even though that is what she most desperately desires! Will Dave break the seal that is holding back her unquenchable lust for cock? Find out! Later in the show is an erotic story, "My Next Door Neighbor's Daughter". Helen was hot for lesbian sex with a young woman, but things quickly go sideways when it turns out that MOM is a dominatrix and demands that she fuck her daughter absolutely correctly; and the only way to prove it will be to fuck mom first. If Helen doesn't get it right, severe punishment is sure to follow... Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son Stay safe and stay back 6 feet with a mask. We got this!

Hello unicorn lovers! The first 35 minutes of the show is Dave's update on his secret affair with the lady from the animal shelter. She's stuck in a passionless marriage and climbing the walls for sex. Will her secret tryst quench her lustful thirst for naughty pleasures? Find out! Later in the episode is an erotic story from SLS.com, "Lessons". Kelly Taylor had a plan. It was a bold plan, provocative, perhaps even a little dangerous. Now that Kelly thought about it, she'd spent the better half of the past seven days planning to get her best friend, Donna, into bed. Catch us on Twitter or SLS: @tastymuffinlvr @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son. Stay safe out there friends!

At the top of the show I'll catch you up on all my sexy messages from SLS.com for about 15 minutes, then..an erotic story from SLS.com, "The Dressing Room Pt 1": "I turned toward the front of the booth to use the mirror and there she was in the booth across from me. I froze, she was standing there with her top off and displaying the most beautiful breasts. She was standing at an angle to me and I had a perfect profile...and her now fully erect, nipples, they were beautiful and she was just standing looking at herself in the mirror. I just stood there feasting on her beauty. God, this was weird, but I couldn't stop looking at her. Finally she turned toward me..." Catch us on Twitter @unincornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Wanna know what's sexy for 2020? Looking that hot nurse in the eye, rolling up your sleeve, and letting her stick you so good with that flu shot!!! Stay safe out there friends!

Hey secret unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I check my messages from SLS.com and see who wants to hook up with me this week. Should I hit or shit it? Tune in to find out! Later in the episode Dave gives us an update on his secret affair with the senior citizen lady from the animal shelter. Somebody better get neutered cuz this shit's getting crazy FAST! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is STILL sexy even with full PPE. Stay safe friends!

Hello unicorn friends and lovers! The first 30 minutes of the show I go through my messages on SLS.com and share with the listeners if I give the people who hit me up a 'Yay' or 'Nay' (keep or delete). There's always a surprise lurking just around the corner, and this time was no different! Later in the show is an erotic story (courtesy of SLS.com) called, "The Exhibitionist In Me". Kay and Jon met late in life after being widowed and going through a divorce. They were in mad, passionate love with each other, making love more days in the week than not, with flirting and putting on little shows. When they attended their first swinger house party, their sexual escapades would be cranked up to eleven! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. What's the new sexy for 2020? Washing your hands, social distancing and wearing a mask!!!

Hello unicorn lovers! At the top of the show I go through my messages from SLS.com (lifestyle dating site) and read some of the profiles from sexy lifestylers who want to hook up with a unicorn. Later in the show Dave gives us an update (per a request from a fan!) on his love life. A woman he volunteers with at the animal shelter has been pent up in a passionless marriage for 30 years, yet they both secretly fantasize about each other. Will Dave be able to unleash the lust in this woman's sexually repressed heart? Tune in to find out! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @dragontatsn2son @tastymuffinlvr Enthusiastic consent is ALWAYS sexy!!!

Hey friends, this week I decided to finally check some of those messages from SLS I’ve been putting off for a while because of the pandemic. That’s about a half hour, then it’s onto an erotic story from SLS.com, “The First Party”. Brian and Jenny were a happy couple but had a few unfulfilled sexual fantasies. When they decided to spice up their sex life by trying out the lifestyle, little did they know cum would be shooting in all directions and in more situations than they could ever imagine! Don’t forget to catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Enthusiastic consent is still sexy, even when it’s at 6 feet with a mask!

This week love is in the air at a sexy bachelor/bachelorette party! I talked to some of my friends about how they viewed love and marriage in the lifestyle. Later in the episode is an erotic story, "Bringing Home the Boss" in honor of Labor Day (courtesy of SLS.com). Leslie is an unhappy workaholic married to a man addicted to cable TV. When Leslie's boss, Sharon, offers her 'supervisory skills' to save their troubled marriage, Leslie cannot refuse. Her sudden lesbian lust for her boss and desire to reignite the flames of her marriage become job #1. Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr and @dragontatsn2son Enthusiastic Consent is sexy!!! Stay safe out there friends.

The truth is I'd never really considered myself a very sexual person and this story is a tale of how that changed for me, and I thought you might enjoy the tale because it was such a radical swing; such a departure from my normal way of being that I thought it might inspire some other shy women. We've been married for ten years and we have two kids, but for our tenth anniversary, my husband Ken booked us a week at a ski lodge in Whistler, Canada. The whole trip was a bit of a surprise...especially when I stepped into the sauna! (story courtesy of SLS.com). BONUS: I performed at an open mic night on Friday...check out my bootleg! Check us out on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son. Keep it sexy..Use enthusiastic consent and stay six feet back with a mask!