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*Honestly, Doug Bowser, we're sorry Hello for what is likely the final time, Doug Bowser. Honestly, we are really sorry about everything. But our game ideas *are* good! We promise! Even the ones about feet, probably. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*we only need a low salary of like 80k a year.  Hello Doug Bowser. Thank you for joining us once again as we cook up some gold for you in the form of rebooting your franchises for you. If you could just give us your email next time, we'd appreciate it. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*The 2022 reboot, not the original Hello Doug Bowser: This is a podcast for you, and only you. We're going to help Nintendo get back on top, and we're not leaving a single series untouched. Join us as we revitalize your career and your will to live. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Back and better than ever! Hey folks! It's been a hot minute, huh? We're sorry for disappearing, but we've got a new and improved show for you! Join us this week for some late night talk shows hosted by your favorite characters! And keep an eye out for more episodes returning every other Tuesday. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Not Sponsored by Monarch Industries! Welcome back to the Undersized Titans to Love podcast! This episode your hosts discuss which Kaiju would make the best house pet, talk about your pet King Caesar stealing your wife, and discuss the ethics of having a pet Jet Jaguar! Our special guest this week was Lucifer King! Find them on twitter @MadBitchEnergy or their games on itch! You can find Briar on Twitter @Weregazelle and you can Find Armour Astir (And Briar Sovereign's other games) on their itch  Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*We promise we'll learn about Fire Emblem someday Welcome to the Ultimate Tierlist Rewind 2021! This week we're going back through our old lists and updating them with the newest characters! We also eject an imposter, figure out how old Minecraft Steve is, and cover the podcast in fondant. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*oops, all dragons! Welcome to another episode of Unqualified to Talk about Lizards! This episode your hosts are rating how cool these dragons are while Lily gaslights everyone about girlbosses. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lily Ewing Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Best by 12/26 In a world ravaged by nuclear bombs, it's up to our hosts to determine who has the chops to survive. Welcome to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode we learn about how bad of a mom Luna would be, how down-to-earth Macklemore is in Seattle, and how Emily is a childhood golf prodigy. Our guest this week is Lyndi Macke! Check her out on twitter @LyndiMacke and her show Hello Out There. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Duck Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Not actually sponsored by Shutter Welcome to another episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Is what I would say, if we weren't rebranding! Today we're Uniting Terrors in Love, and giving you honest ratings on how datable some cryptids are! Join us as we talk about Godzilla Fursuits, Cuck Dynamics, and Bigfoot's wikifeet contributions. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Duck Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*not sponsored by Auntie Anne's Pretzels Welcome back to our test of your will to survive: it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we finish designing SAW traps for everyone (including ourselves), Like the reverse furry smut trap, or the reverse chastity bear cage trap, or the eat a red delicious apple trap. Also, It's our one year anniversary!! thank you so much for being with us this year! Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Duck Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*We are not responsible for the deaths of anyone placed in our traps Welcome to the newest Saw movie, hosted by us, the hosts of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we make Saw traps for the whole Smash roster, as well as Doug Bowser, Jeff Bezos, and Cinema Sins Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Lyndi Macke Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*No longer sponsored by Mtn Dew Game Fuel Log off of twitter and log on to a new episode of the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we wrap up last episode's prompt, unlock our hosts' repressed memories, reveal the new taco bell dog, and unveil our new segment Crunch Posse, which is in no way a copy of any segment done on any popular podcast involving brothers. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*or at least, places to be social online Welcome to the internet, everybody! Join us for another round as we explore the corners of the internet frequented by the smash roster, and along the way talk about Louie Anderson, Nyquil pasta, and Val's new dating site for lesbians. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey and Emily Kardamis Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*They might be big, big, fake, fake, lies We can't be silent, because this might be the Ultimate Tier List! We have a treat for you this week, if you're a fan of They Might Be Giants. If you're not, hopefully it's still fun! Join us as we assign a different TMBG song to each character, get lectured about Chrom, and give you a reading on our John sliders. This week we were joined by special guest Emily Kardamis! Find her on twitter @corruptedgem or check out her webcomic Steamed Veggies. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Shoutouts to SimpleFlips Dropping into your sub box, it's episode 22 of the Ultimate Tier List! We're finishing up what we started last episode and discussing the youtube careers of the second half of the smash roster. Join us as we discuss our Jeff Bezos Patreon tier, asdfmovie references, and invite basically everyone to guest on our show. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Hey all you S-tiers, welcome back to the Ultimate Tier List! This episode the crew reveals the smash roster's secret youtube channels! Join us as we talk about girlfriend anarchy, the bootleg musical community, and try and get Extreme Restraints to sponsor us. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Support us on Patreon! The Ultimate Tier List is produced by Tiny Lunar Dragon Studios Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger Merry Christmas from the Ultimate Tier List! Today we reveal what everyone has brought to the dirty santa gift exchange, start a shrek-themed spinoff podcast, beatbox your names, and flip your rocks for you. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*We're checking it twice! The Holidays are upon us here at the Ultimate Tier List, and we have a treat for you! Join us while we talk about if Dennis the Menace was chosen by God, assisted pikmin suicide, and Emily's Kangaroo Korner. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Home of the First Annual Dunking Competition! It's time to celebrate here at the Ultimate Tier List! A lot of people spend time with their families around this time of year, but a lot of us are done with our families shit. Join us as we come up with creative ways to ruin Thanksgiving/Christmas/Other Holidays Dinner, fist-fight with Baby Wario, invent GanonDoofenshmirtz, and play Dark Chaos Uno. Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal

*Warning, gamer energy reaching critical levels! You walk into a tavern and see a group of adventurers around a table... it's the Ultimate Tier List! Join us as we reveal the Dungeons and Dragons 5e classes for the smash roster. Along the way we talk about Seamus the goo girl, Ganondorf the Avatar of Fuck, and Pokemon Animorphs. Find special guest Numinous on twitter @FWNuminous! Tweet at us! @utlpod or find just Emily @Gremilynne, Val @Val__id, Lily @Lily__Moth, or Luna @alunardragon Email us! podcast@penistrickz.biz Join the Discord! Just go to discord.penistrickz.biz Edited by Riley Martinez Cover Art by Nell Bailey Intro/Outro is Keep Me Honest off of the album CHAKRA MONSTER (JKQLYNIDE) by caseJackal