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This week Ali is super excited that Zach Miko was trending, Patrick talks about Hillary's faux pas, we get into the details of the new Heather's re-boot & Zendaya's eloquent response to trolling. We'll also get to hear how a test test of Starbucks (very limited edition) Cherry Blossom Frappuccino went from HG's very own Gina Vaynshteyn!Remember to tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers using #ChooseYourNews to let them know which news story you liked this week and if you have a helpful solution to Ali's evolving moth problem. 

We break down our favorite, non- broadcasted, moments at the Oscars like Jacob Tremblay & Abraham Attah's blossoming friendship and Tom Hardy's cell cover. There were also some major #clapbacks this week from Sam Smith and Kanye as well as a few shocking animal related news stories.Remember to tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers using #ChooseYourNews to let them know which news story you liked this week and if you would like to drink Peeps Milk with Ali. 

We're still in Beyoncé Formation while reliving some of the most memorable Grammy moments as well as celebrating our favorite cover girl, Ashley Graham! Remember to tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers using #ChooseYourNews to let them know which news story you liked this week and is Patrick really crazy for loving Olive Garden's salad more than the breadsticks? 

The Tweet Life is back and we're switching things up with an all new format! This week we're talking about Amber Rose defending herself with one of the best #clapback’s along with a few #ThirstTraps and we really get into Oprah's "bread every day" plan.  Remember to tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers using #ChooseYourNews to let them know which story news story you liked this week!   

Ali and Patrick are saying goodbye to 2015 by recapping their favorite viral stories from the past year and sharing their resolutions. Tweet @OnlineAlison (@OnlineAlison) & @patjrogers (@patjrogers) YOUR favorite meme, viral video, hashtag, or quote from 2015!   HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This week we're talking about #BanTrump, the chilling 'Making a Murderer' trailer from Netflix, TIME's Person of the Year and Ali and Patrick go over some of their favorite moments from TV, film, and music that they would want to win a #GoldenGlobe, #Grammy, #Emmy, #Oscar, whatevs Tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know who your favorite painter of 2015 was :)  Also, you can send holiday cards to Safyre here:P.O. Box 6126Schenectady NY 12306    

Ali and Patrick ease on down the road to talk about NBC's The Wiz and the ridiculous backlash, Kobe's retirement poem,  how Emma Watson was advised to mention feminism in her U.N. speech, and Coldplay's Super Bowl 2016 halftime show.  Tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know what would be on YOUR favorite things trending!   

This week Ali and Patrick talk about Chris Hemsworth's epic "passing the torch" post to the newest #SexiestManAlive, David Beckham! How we are all Adele thanks to the release of '25', Oprah's Favorite Things 2015, and why the Oxford Dictionary's 'Word of the Year' is, in fact, not even a WORD.  Tweet @OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know what would be on YOUR favorite things list for 2015!   

This week Reese Witherspoon kept it real at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards, Missy Elliott came back to us looking throwback fresh, and Pizza Hut's "Triple Treat Box" is here proving dreams do come true. What a time to be alive! Tweet@OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know how you are feeling about the new Real Housewives and milking almonds. 

We need to talk about the wisdom tooth engagement ring, Vanderpump Rules, and Halle Berry's ex's being petty on Twitter.  Tweet@OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know your emotional landscape. 

Patrick is back in the studio and we are covering everything from the best Drake memes to what a great Halloween would be like.  Did you celebrate National Chocolate Day? Get a delivery of Uber kittens? Have you figured out how all of the AHS seasons connect? Tweet@OnlineAlison and @patjrogers and let them know how you are living. 

Patrick is out of town this week so we had to go old school and call him on his hotline (bling) Listen as Ali and his week on Twitter, Barack Obama endorsed Kanye, Rita Ora might have wanted to do Lady Marmalade, we celebrated SpiritDay, and watched Bernie Sanders come to Hillary Clinton's defense. 

This week on Twitter, McDonalds gave us breakfast all day,'Twilight' turned 10 and everyone flipped out Beaufort Swan & Edythe Cullen, American Horror Story gave us blood-lusty feels and Justin Bieber said things... Welcome to episode 2 of THE TWEET LIFE! 

Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) and Patrick Rogers (@patjrogers) are here to keep it real in these tweets! #MercuryRetrograde is real, #Peeple is YELP for humans, no one in Los Angeles saw the #SuperBloodMoon, the #Pope came to the US to save us from evil, and #ClaireDanes loves a turn-up in #Berghain!Welcome to the first episode!